1 Piece Screwed up Rewind
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
"Why did we waste all these resources on those pirates? Since these two failed to get the whale meat we're going to starve." The 'nun' said to three others as they stood outside of the bar and all of them were bathed in moonlight since night had fallen a few hours ago.
All of the pirates were 'knocked out' at the moment either because of the drugs in their food and drinks, or from just plain drinking way too much. They were all asleep inside of the bar with Amande curled up into Luffy's side with her head on his chest and their daughter in between them. It was actually a kind of cute scene that made Ms. Wednesday coo at them a bit before she caught herself.
"I doubt they're worth much if at all. Their captain is a family man." Mr. Nine said noting that and causing Mr. Eight to shake his head in the negative.
"You have not been reading the newspapers. The Swordsman is worth over one billion Beri himself. The Captain is worth one Billion 500 thousand Beri and his wife is a New World Pirate worth over 700 thousand herself." Mr. Eight said holding up the three's wanted posters and making the other three gape in disbelief and shock and horror.
"We nabbed people with that big of a bounty?" Ms. Monday asked in disbelief as she stared at the posters for Straw Hat, Pirate Hunter and Demon Lady.
"We aren't really going to hand the pregnant woman over to the Marines though are we? That will leave the little girl without both of her parents…taking Straw Hat alone will give us more than enough money for a long time." Ms. Wednesday said looking a bit upset at the thought of breaking that family apart.
"Looking out for our children…I like this one dear." A darkly amused voice said making the four whip around to stare at the top of the building in front of them. Sitting on the edge of the building with a very long sword in her hands, was Demon Lady Amande. Behind her was her husband Straw Hat Luffy who was grinning wide enough for the moonlight to glint off of his teeth.
On the other side of the roof was Zoro holding Wado up so that it glinted in the moonlight.
"Ms. Monday! Three of the pirates are missing!" One of the 'cooks' said coming out of the door to the bar and causing the four to have a dark look on their faces.
"They're on the roof." Ms. Wednesday said not even looking at the Billions agents who soon began to pour out of the buildings.
"Only this many people against us? I expected better… Baroque Works." Zoro said causing jaws to drop and the Bounty Hunters to look shocked and horrified.
"How do you know that name?!" Mr. Eight asked making Zoro shrug slightly. He then went on to talk about how they had tried to recruit him before but he had sent the messenger, the then Mr. Seven, back in pieces.
"Plus we have our own spy within your ranks." Luffy added that part, thinking about Robin who they had yet to get into contact with but he could sense her nearby.
"If you know so much then we will have to add more graves to the Cactus Rocks tonight. Kill them!" Mr. Eight ordered causing the three to stare for a minute before Luffy broke it first by laughing loudly. Once he started laughing there was no stopping Zoro's loud guffawing or Amande's almost hissing laughter, and were they imagining it or was there several other laughs coming from the buildings and even back in the direction of the ship?
"Such a big statement from Paradise rejects. Even if I was eight months pregnant and had a broken arm I could kill every single one of you without getting my cloths dirty." Amande said although Luffy gave her a flat look.
"Last time you did that Pixie decided she was ready to come out and meet us. As soon as you hit six months, no more fighting." Luffy said sternly to his wife who sighed but smiled as she nodded, she had learned her lesson with Pixie. She thought she could have handled it, and she did, but apparently that much adrenaline and the stress of battle had caused her to go into labor a month early and she had never been as scared as she had the moment her water broke as the last enemy fell.
For one horrifying moment she was scared she had lost the baby and the liquid that fell from her was blood. She had been relieved when her beautiful little girl was born happy and healthy but she never forgot that terrifying moment where she had thought something was wrong.
"As you wish my husband." Amande said tilting her head back so that she could kiss his cheek. She knew he was just saving her from feeling that helpless and scared again.
"Oh I have a lot of wishes. Most of them are what led to us having Pixie, and a few others led to the new baby." Luffy said with a grin, making Zoro snort as the Bounty Hunters looked a bit embarrassed. Amande just frowned thoughtfully as she tilted her head a bit.
The Bounty Hunters thought she was upset with Luffy or even angry at him. That's…not what happened.
"But I thought it was my idea to use the Crows Nest a month before we learned that I was pregnant with Pixie?" Amande asked thoughtfully and making Luffy frown in thought as well while the bounty hunters jaws just dropped at that.
"Yes but didn't we go with my idea of using the training room just before that? Not to mention the kitchen and the library…" Luffy trailed off thinking and making the male bounty hunters start developing nosebleeds while most of the women were bright red in the face.
"But using the Brig was my idea, that way we had easier access to the chains." Amande pointed out with a shiver of remembered pleasure. That was one of their more… kinky and passionate romps and she couldn't wait to do it again. Maybe this time she could talk Luffy into tying her down?
"Is there any room on the ship you two haven't done it in? I've had to disinfect my training room four times." Zoro pointed out dryly to the couple who looked at each other as if trying to think of the answer.
"I think we got them all, and most of the deck and railings…" Luffy said thinking about it but Amande frowned for a moment longer.
"We haven't done it up against the mast or up there by the sails though!" Amande said realizing that and making Luffy look at her and grin.
"Now I know what we'll be doing after we're done here. Good thing Ela and Nami are watching over Pix for us." Luffy said making Amande grin back and nod her head.
"Just remember to be gentler this time. You were so rough last night that I could barely walk this morning for at least a good two or three hours. I enjoyed breakfast in bed however." Amande said making Luffy snicker slightly as he held her close.
"You were the one who kept begging for me to go faster and harder. I always obey my Queens commands." Luffy pointed out earning a slight blush and playful smack to the chest from his wife.
"Do you two have no shame?" Ms. Wednesday asked her face nearly an atomic red color while most of the men had passed out with nosebleeds.
"This coming from the Slutty Stripper Wannabe? At least when I dress up like a pole dancer, the only one who sees me is my husband. You're dressed like that for the whole world to see." Amande said completely flat and making Luffy frown and look at the outfit Vivi was wearing and then look at his wife.
"That kind of dress would look perfect on you, for my eyes only of course." Luffy said after a few seconds thought and making Mr. Nine look confused.
"Don't you mean that she would look perfect in the dress?" He asked looking at Luffy who gave him a look that said that the bat wielder was the stupidest person Luffy had ever met.
"No. The dress would look perfect on her. She already looks perfect in everything and nothing." Luffy said causing Ms. Wednesday to resist the urge to coo slightly at the romantic thing he had said while Amande blushes a bit and kisses Luffy hard on the mouth.
"Keep that up and we'll deal with both locations tonight, and I'll even wear one of your favorites." Amande said causing Luffy to grin at her again and press a kiss to her cheek.
"Everything is my favorite as long as it's on you." Luffy said honestly and sincerely, making even Ms. Monday agree that yes it was sweet and cute.
"The red one." Amande said making Luffy pause and think about it for a second before his face lit up happily.
"Do we have enough whipped cream and chocolate or cherries for that one?" Luffy asked and instantly everyone was bright red in the face again while Amande grinned at him.
"I stocked up on our special supplies at Loguetown." Amande assured her husband who pulled her into a passionate kiss that quickly devolved into a make out session usually invoked by horny teenagers.
"Oi love birds. There's still bounty hunters after our heads you know?" Zoro asked but he was more amused than annoyed, the reactions of the Bounty Hunters were fucking epic. Besides he could take them all down in just a few seconds by himself so it wasn't like his King and Queen needed to even get involved.
"Thank you for reminding me Zoro. Can you wait a minute so that I can take them apart? Shirauo is hungry for blood." Amande said pulling away from Luffy who grinned widely at her and kissed her head.
"That's fine, try to leave the numbered ones alive. I know how excited you get when fighting and spilling blood. Besides…it's hot watching you fight." Luffy agreed easily earning another quick kiss from his wife who tightened her grip on her sword.
"You are definitely getting lucky again after this is all over." Amande said with a wink before she vanished and appeared down amongst the Bounty Hunters much to their shock at her speed. A single swipe of her long blade had cut down most of them in the span of a few seconds.
"Are you two trying to make sure she's having twins or something?" Zoro asked raising an eyebrow at his captain, he and his wife were much raunchier than usual recently and they'd only been together for two days since they were all sent back in time.
"Oh I'm eighty percent sure that she's already carrying twins. I think we're working on triplets now, besides this isn't as bad as when she was pregnant with Pixie. She was always turned on by the smallest things then." Luffy pointed out making Zoro sweat drop when he remember his queen getting turned on by the most random things when she had been pregnant the first time.
All of the crew had walked in on them at least once, and so had some of their enemies or allies.
Zoro had been eighty-nine percent certain that even the marines had bets going on not just who would be the next person to walk in on the couple, but also where. Not like they cared. The two still went at it even after being walked in on.
"Fair point."
