One evening at Master Frown and Brock's apartment, Brock was just finishing up with vacuuming, "Well, that takes care of everything for today. Although it would've gone a lot faster if I had some help." he said while looking towards Master Frown, who was sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking soda.
"Excuse me, but who is the one around here paying the bills by ruining lives?" he said.
"Not really much if you ask me." Brock said. Master Frown just grumbled at this and went back to watching TV. Meanwhile, Brock went to a stand on the wall which displayed many decorative plates, "Of course, no cleaning day would be complete without the care of my Grandma's art plate collection." he said while taking out a feather duster. He first dusted off one plate with a mural of child on a swing, "How could I deny the happy image of, 'Playful Days'?" The next plate dusted had a picture of unicorn and a sasquatch having tea, "Or how could I forget the majesty of "Mystical Friends'? But, of course, the collection wouldn't be complete without the rarest of them all-" Brock said while moving on to the next plate, only to find the stand empty, "Where is it? Where is it!?"
"Where's what?" Master Frown said while walking over to him.
"The gold plate! The special rare gold plate! The most prized piece of my Grandma's collection! I always keep it at the center of the display to honor her memory!" Brock said while pointing to the empty space on the display.
"Well, I haven't seen it." Master Frown said while crossing his arms.
Brock gave him a suspicious look, "You know, it's kinda weird for you to say that. Especially when not hiding behind your issue of 'Mastermind Weekly'!" he said, holding the magazine in front of him.
"I've never- What are you saying?" Master Frown asked.
"Oh, I'm not saying anything. Except for the fact that while I've been preoccupied with cleaning all day, while you were seemingly doing nothing!" Brock shouted.
"Are you accusing me of something!?" Master Frown shouted back.
"I have three theories: One, you stole it. Two, you stole it. Or three, you stole it!" Brock said.
"I didn't take your precious plate!" Master Frown said.
"Open your cloak." Brock ordered.
"What!?" Master Frown asked.
"I want a full inspection of those pockets." Brock said.
Master Frown pulled out two small water balloons and threw them at Brock before taking out a can of cheese spray and applying it to his face, "Here, here, here, see 'em!?" he said while doing so before walking away.
"Dude, you are by far the worst roommate in the world!" Brock said.
"Well, you don't have to worry about it anymore! I'm moving out!" Master Frown said before walking out the front door and slamming it shut.
The next day in Unkingdom, Unikitty was floating down the street until she noticed Master Frown sitting on a park bench. She flew over a sat down next to him, "Hey Master Frown. What's up?" she asked.
"Well, in case you're wondering, Brock accused me last night of stealing one of his precious decorative plates. So, I moved out." Master Frown said.
Unikitty gasped in surprise, "What!? You broke up with Brock? Master Frown, you are making a big mistake!"
"Mistake? The only mistake I made was moving in with that nobody." Master Frown said.
"But Master Frown, having a roommate is one of the most important relationships you can have in life. Roommates are always there for each other, and they make each other happy. And what could be better then sharing a room and sharing some smiles?" Unikitty explains, giving a wide smile afterwards.
"Being dead, or anything else." Master Frown said simply, "Besides, I think Brock was the one holding me back from achieving my full potential as a Doom Lord. Now that he's out of the way, I can take my destructive power to brand new heights. I could be professional arsonist, or a dictator, a space conqueror." As he said this, Master Frown imagined himself blowing up a building by activating a detonator, sitting at a desk while wearing a military uniform and an eyepatch, and commanding a large warship in space that destroys the entire Earth.
"Or an arsonist dictator in space. With a mustache." Unikitty suggested.
"Yeah, sure." Master Frown said.
"Well, I get where you're going with this, but Master Frown, it's a cold cold world out there. No one is just gonna offer you hefty bargain." Unkitty said before Green Mom walked by with a plate of cookies.
"Free sample?" she asked.
"Cookie!" Unikitty exclaimed before taking one and eating it.
"Can I have-" Master Frown started to say while Green Mom walked away.
"Anyway, if you need anything at all, come and talk to me. I'll be happy to support you in any way I can." Unikitty offered.
"Wow, that's very considerate of you. You know, there is one thing I've been wanting to tell you since the day we first met. Goodbye. Next time you see me, the whole world will be groveling at my feet!" Master Frown said.
Master Frown could now be seen in an alleyway, sitting in a cardboard box and holding out a mug to passersby. His cloak was ragged and tattered and he had a stubble beard, "Spare change? Spare change, ma'am?" he asked.
Unikitty suddenly walked up to him, "Master Frown? Is that you?" she asked.
"Uh, um-" Master Frown started before he shut the box.
"It's me, Unikitty. You used to torment me a lot." Unikitty said while opening the box.
"Unikitty?" Master Frown asked.
"There you go. So, where have you been living these past days?" she asked.
A citizen in a uniform approached them, "Master Frown?" he asked.
"Yes?"
"Sign here please." the citizen said while handing Master Frown a clipboard. The Doom Lord signed it and handed it back to the citizen before he took away the box he was in.
"Uh, nowhere." Master Frown said.
"Great, so what've you accomplished so far? No wait, let me guess! I see you've been working on that mustache. The tattered clothes, the awful smell... You're an arsonist!" Unikitty said.
"No." Master Frown said.
"A space conqueror!
"No."
"An arsonist dictator with a-"
"Don't you get it!? I'm a loser!" Master Frown said while crying, "I lost my job, my home, everything!"
"Even your stink bombs?" Unikitty asked.
"No one would take them, so I had to eat them!" Master Frown said as an explosion sounded off in his stomach, followed by him burping out a stinky smell. He then fell to the ground while crying his eyes out.
Unikitty patted him on the back and lifted him up, "There, there. You can live with me." Unikitty offered.
That evening at the castle, Unikitty was tucking Master Frown into her bed, "So, I believe you'll be nice and cozy here?" she asked.
"OK, but just to let you know that I'll probably only be staying here for a day. Two days tops." Master Frown said.
"You just take your time to find your footing for as long as you need to." Unikitty said, saying the last part in a baby voice before kissing Master Frown on the cheek. She then turned off the lights and left the room. She went downstairs to the living room, where a pillow and blanket were ready on the couch, Pet Pet sitting on the side table, "Just you wait Pet Pet. Pretty soon, Master Frown is gonna be ready to take on the world in no time." Unikitty said before getting under the covers, yawning before falling asleep.
"Uh, Unikitty? Could I get a glass of water?" Master Frown called out.
"Coming!" Unikitty said, flying up to Master Frown and giving him the water, "There you go."
"Thanks." the Doom Lord said before Unikitty turned off the light and went back downstairs, "Unkitty, could I get an extra blanket?" he asked.
"Got it!" Unkitty said, once again flying upstairs and giving Master Frown what he needed, "There you go."
Thanks." Unikitty then flew back downstairs, but forgot to turn off the bedroom light, "Unikitty, you forgot to turn off the lights!"
"Coming!" Unikitty said before flying upstairs once more, "Goodnight." she said before turning off the light and falling downstairs afterwards, eventually falling flat on her face in the living room.
"Pet Pet." Pet Pet said.
Unikitty gasped while picking herself up, "Pet Pet! Master Frown is not a freeloader! And he would never take advantage of me!"
LATER...
"He's just hit a rough patch in his life." Unikitty said while weakly flying towards the couch in her tired form, falling to floor afterwards.
MUCH LATER...
"He's just looking for some... inspiration." Unikitty said while walking slowly towards the couch before falling flat on her face.
MUCH, MUCH LATER...
"He's just... waiting for... a breakthrough." Unikitty said while dragging herself to the couch before stopping completely.
SO MUCH LATER, THAT THE OLD NARRATOR GOT TIRED OF WAITING, AND THEY HAD TO HIRE A NEW ONE.
Unikitty simply just fell on the floor upon entering the living room, "Pet Pet." Pet Pet said in a somewhat snarky tone.
"I know he's not willing to go back to Brock! DON'T RUB IT IN!" Unikitty shouted, turning into her anger form.
"Unikitty! Where's my lemonade!?" Master Frown called from the bedroom.
"Coming Master Frown." Unikitty called back, switching back to her tired form and falling on the floor.
Unikitty! Unikitty!" Master Frown called as Unikitty flew upstairs, carrying the lemonade with her, "And why aren't you in uniform?" he said when Unikitty entered the room, causing her to step out briefly before returning in a French maid outfit. "It's about time." Master Frown said, the bed being a complete mess.
"Here you are, your majesty." Unikitty said while handing him the lemonade.
"Are you crazy? I can't drink that." Master Frown said.
"Why not?" Unikitty asked.
"That lemon has three seeds in it. That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd numbered!" Master Frown said.
"Fine, I'll just take it out." Unikitty said before proceeding to stick her paw in the glass in an attempt to take out the lemon inside.
'No! No! It's already been contaminated by a bad lemon! It won't work." Master Frown said.
"Hmm, there's two things in this castle that won't work." Unikitty said.
"Then why don't you go tell you dumb butler to fix them." Master Frown said.
This comment made Unikitty squeeze the glass hard, causing it to shatter, with her briefly turning angry, "Two things that won't work!"
"I changed my mind, why don't you get me something to eat instead." Master Frown said.
"OK, stay right there." Unikitty said before leaving the room and coming back with a bowl of soup, "I'm back!" She brought the bowl over to Master Frown.
"What is it?" he asked.
"It's alphabet soup. I made it special!" Unikitty said in a somewhat forced tone. Inside the bowl, the noodles spelled out the phrase: 'move back with Brock."
Master Frown angrily smacked the bowl out of Unikitty's paws, "Ugh! I can't believe you would even think about serving me such disgusting trash! Now you've ruined my apatite, why don't you get me something to read?"
"OK, how about this?" Unikitty asked, holding up a newspaper opened to a page filled with roommate requests.
Master Frown gasped before smacking the newspaper out of her paws, "Get that away from me! You know I'm allergic to news print!"
"You know, when you swatted the newspaper out of my paw it kinda reminded me of someone, and his ROOMMATE!" Unikitty shouted before the alarm clock sounded off.
"4 o' clock, time for my stories. Just put on the show while you laze around." Master Frown said. Unikitty brought a portable TV on a stand with wheels into the room and put it in front of Master Frown. She then handed him the remote before walking away. Master Frown turned on the TV to show a red puppet walking across the screen.
Then, a blue puppet came on screen, "Hey, where you going?" it said.
"To my roommate." the red one said.
"You have a roommate?"
"Why wouldn't I? I'm not some inconsiderate jerk who just lays around in people's homes all day."
"Say, where can I get one of these... roommates?"
"Oh, they're everywhere. Especially if you're mean and love to wear black cloaks." The TV wasn't even on, it was just a stage where Unikitty was sat behind it, operating the puppets on sticks. She was using a deep voice for the blue puppet and a higher voice for the red one.
"Thanks, I'm gonna go look for one so I can LEAVE THE HOMES OF MY FRIENDS AND THEY CAN GET BACK TO THEIR LIVES!" Unikitty shouted while voicing the red puppet, reverting back to her normal voice.
"This isn't my show. Unikitty, the remote control's broken! Get over here and fix it!" Master Frown called out.
"I have a better idea!" Unikitty said, turning into Angry Kitty and throwing the TV away before jumping onto the bed, "Why don't I talk to one my roommates who can fix it! And you know why? Because when my roommates can do something that I can't do, I can depend on that roommate to get that job done because I trust that roommate!" she shouted while occasionally poking Master Frown in the face.
The Doom Lord simply squinted at her angrily, "What are you saying?"
Now fully angry, Unikitty burst out of the castle window while holding her bed with Master Frown in it, carrying it all the way back to his old apartment while screaming. Meanwhile, Brock was on the phone, "Dude, we need to have the session at your house... Because my internet's down and your place is bigger." he said. At that moment, Unikitty burst through the front door and flew over to Brock before throwing the phone out of his hand while he just stood there in shock.
"You want you plate back? Well, here take it! Now Master Frown can move back right!?" she asked angrily while handing him a decorative plate with a flower mural on it.
Brock took the plate and observed it closely, "Wrong. That's not the gold plate." he said while putting it on the coffee table.
"Then have some more plates! I have plenty of them!" Unikitty yelled while handing Brock some more decorative plates.
"You can't put a price on my Grandmother's plate!" Brock said while putting the rest of the plates down, "And I'll never forgive that no-good thief Frown for stealing it!" Brock stated before Unikitty grabbed him by the neck
"LISTEN TO ME YOU FAT SACK OF LARD! MASTER FROWN'S BEEN LIVING AT MY CASTLE DRIVING ME CRAZY! AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM MOVE BACK IN JUST BECASUE OF A STUPID PLATE!" Unikitty screamed before throwing Brock against the wall near the plate display, causing it to tip over and the plates to spill. Thinking quickly, Brock saved them with quick reflexes and stacked them on top of each other before they fell. Unikitty felt instant regret as she turned back to normal, "Oh my gosh! Brock I'm so sorry!" she said.
Brock simply looked at the top plate of the stack, it was a plain gold plate with no design on it, "The gold plate! I found it! You hear that Grandma? Your collection is safe!" he said while cuddling the plate.
"I guess it must've accidently moved behind the others." Unikitty deduced.
"Yeah... That's probably it." Brock said with an embarrassed look.
"So, if Master Frown didn't steal the plate then he can move back in with you." Unikitty said.
"Sure, but if you could let us have some private time?" Brock asked before turning away and continuing to cuddle the plate.
"Yay!" Unikitty cheered while flying up.
Later, Master Frown, Unikitty, and Brock were all playing a video game together, "Sure is good to have you back, man." Brock said.
"It's good to be back." Master Frown said.
"It's all under the bridge now." Brock stated.
"I agree." Master Frown said.
"After all, the most you did was misplace the plate." Brock said.
Master Frown stopped playing and looked at him with a confused expression, "What are you saying?"
"Well, obviously you moved the plate behind the others just to mess with me. Plates just don't do that by themselves you know." Brock said.
"Are you accusing me of something!?" Master Frown said. Unikitty, sensing the inevitable, simply put her maid outfit back on.
"I'll give you three theories: One, you hid the plate. Two, you hid the plate. Or there, you hid the plate!" Brock said.
