1 Piece Screwed up Rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"Ms. Valentine's Day! Mr. 5! Did you come to help us?" Mr. 9 asked and earning a scoff and laugh from the pair who proceeded to explain that someone had found out the bosses identity and that they were sent to dispatch of the threat and mole in their organization. Princess Vivi of Alabasta otherwise known as Miss Wednesday.

"So the Slutty Stripper is actually a princess?" Amande asked making the Bounty Hunters remember that the pirates were there. Vivi just looked torn between angry and embarrassed at the slutty stripper title given to her. Her bodyguard looked furious on her behalf.

"This doesn't concern you pirates. You'll stay out of our way if you know what's good for you." Mr. 5 tried to threaten them and making the three pirates just look at each other.

"Does he think he's scary?" Amande asked her husband who snorted slightly and grinned at his wife who had blood splattered on her body from the cannon fodder that she had slaughtered.

"Should we tell him that we've met flowers and trees that are tougher and scarier than him?" Luffy asked right back causing Mr. 5 to glare darkly and stick his finger up his nose making Amande scrunch up her own nose.

"Ugh. I'm glad I broke you of that disgusting habit before we got married." Amande said to her husband and none of them looked bothered by the booger he was aiming in their direction.

"So since he's threatening us can we kick his ass before you and I go off for our fun?" Luffy asked looking at his wife who grinned back at him.

"Do it quick and we can try for more than just triplets." Amande agreed making Luffy grin wider while Zoro face-palmed and Miss Wednesday blushed slightly at how shameless the two were.

"I'll be done in just a few seconds, minute or two at the most." Luffy said kissing Amande's cheek and jumping down from the roof to land in between the two bounty hunters and the royals.

"Hmph getting in our way is stupid." Ms. Valentines said floating up into the air while Mr. 5 got ready to launch his boogey as Sanji and Brook appeared from nowhere and guided the princess and her guard away.

"Fancy Cannon." Mr. 5 said flicking the exploding boogey and Luffy just used Tekkai and Armament Haki to make it feel like nothing more than a gust of wind, not that the two bounty hunters knew that.

"And you said I was stupid. That was pretty dumb." Luffy said pulling a face at Mr. 5 as the dust cleared to show Luffy completely unharmed, not even his pants were ruffled.

"Kill-o-Tine!" Ms. Valentines' Day said dropping down with a thousand kilo leg aimed at Luffy's head. Luffy just yawned as he caught the leg with one hand and the blond woman whipped down past him to slam into the ground.

"A flying kick? Is that all?" Luffy asked looking bored and disappointed that they weren't as strong as he thought they were.

"How the hell are you holding a thousand kilo's in one hand?!" Mr. 5 said with his composure shot as he gaped at the straw hat wearing man who blinked at him.

"What you think this is heavy?" Luffy asked as if he wasn't speaking about much, only twenty pounds or so at the most as he blinked at the booger man.

"I love watching him get like this." Amande could be heard sighing happily from the roof top as she saw her husband bear down on his enemies and he didn't even realize how imposing he must be to them.

"We can tell. We've walked in on you showing him just how much you enjoy it more times than we care to count." Zoro said dryly and causing Amande to shrug slightly.

"So what do you think we should do with them? They could hurt Merry or Pixie if we leave em here." Luffy called up to his wife and first mate who both tensed at this. The amount of killing intent they put out made the two shiver in terror and Mr. 5 to nearly piss himself.

"Well if they're a threat to our daughter then we can just send them back to their boss in itty bitty pieces." Amande said her eyes narrowed as she reached for her sword again, having sheathed it after killing the fodder.

"They got bounties on their heads. We can turn em over to the marines for that and use the money to help keep Sunny supplied and maybe buy a few toys for the princess." Zoro said noting that and making the couple blink at him before they both looked at each other.

"Pixie has been eyeing my sword when I'm training recently…maybe getting her a wooden one to start training with and disguising it as playing would be a good idea. But with the bounties on our heads we wouldn't be able to hand in these two ourselves." Amande pointed out and making Luffy nod at that.

"Yeah they'd go after us cause we've got higher bounties. Nami and Usopp and Brook and the new ones don't have bounties yet. They can hand em in for us." Luffy pointed out earning nods from the other two as he then focused his Haki on the two and knocked them both out easily.

"Looks like Pixie can start her training to be a swordswoman sooner than we thought." Amande said with a smile as Luffy tied the two up with some rope he found nearby. It was probably meant to be used to tie up pirates for the bounty hunters to turn in so this was karma.

"Yeah but no heavy training for you for a while." Luffy reminded her as he lifted the two over his shoulders, heedless of the fact that Ms. Valentine weighed roughly a thousand kilos still.

"I know the drill. I learned my lesson the first time." Amande said although she didn't sound too annoyed. She knew he was just worried about her and their children.

"That's my good girl." Luffy said appearing beside her and handing the two bounties over to Zoro as he grabbed Amande's chin and made her look him in the eye. She blushed brightly at the words he said and lowered her eyes submissively, knowing well and good what him saying those words meant.

"You'll remember to be gentle right?" Amande whispered making Luffy grin at her and press his lips to her forehead.

"Of course I will my queen. Just as gentle as you want it." Luffy promised making Amande blush and look down, knowing that she often begged him to take her harder or faster. She knew she liked it rough and just this side of painful and she knew that he knew it.

"We have to be gentle now." Amande said softly as her hand dropped to her belly causing Luffy's face to soften as his hand covered her own.

"No matter what you say or how much you beg I'll be gentle. We aren't letting anything happen to these little ones." Luffy said making Amande smile thankfully up at him for that. She wanted to be better than her mother.

She wanted to shower her children in love and affection and make sure they knew that she loved them with all her heart no matter what. Even from the first minute she learned of them growing within her, she loved them so much it hurt. Her babies. Her beautiful little children.

"I'll cut down anyone who tries quickly." Amande said and it really spoke a lot when the infamous slow torturous killer would strike someone down quickly.

"Only if you get there before I kill em." Luffy said nuzzling her neck near her shoulder and placing kisses there which distracted her since that was one of her very sensitive spots.

"You know…we can use the mast and sails anytime…what say we make some unique memories here?" Amande asked her brain quickly switching over to a different mindset as she blushed at his attention to that particular soft spot.

"Right here? On the roof?" Luffy asked raising an eyebrow at his wife while Zoro slammed his palm into his forehead with near concussive force before quickly booking it back to the ship.

"Why not? As soon as we get back to Whole Cake Island…we're doing it on my mothers throne." Amande said and that made Luffy grin and snicker slightly.

"Should we make her watch too?" Luffy asked causing Amande to tilt her head before she turned and pinned him to the roof.

"We'll decide when we get there. For now I believe we've done enough thinking." Amande said as she began to ground against him causing him to laugh as he flipped them over, gently settling her on the roof top.

"I agree. You look perfect as usual though. Bathed in blood and moonlight. I'm going to make you scream my name." Luffy said kissing her hard as he began to undress her, kissing every inch of skin he uncovered.

She shivered at the promise in his words.

"I'm not going to make it easy." Amande warned with a spark of playfulness and eagerness in her eyes. She knew he would go through with it. She always ended up screaming his name to the heavens when he tried.

That didn't mean she couldn't make him work for it however.

"I'd expect nothing less." After that there wasn't much more talking involved as the two got busy.

The rest of the conscious and alive people in town and around the island were blushing brightly at how loud Amande was moaning and screaming her husbands name.

They all thanked god that Pixie could sleep through anything and felt jealous that they couldn't do the same except for Zoro and Brancha who weren't phased as they kept an eye on the prisoners.

Vivi buried her bright red face in her hands aboard the ship and wondered just what kind of people she was asking help from to get back to her home and stop Crocodile.

How did she sink this low?