Chapter 2 of Wally and Dick's texts to each other...
W - who is this someone changed all my contacts to Unknown
D - THIS IS PATRICK
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W - hey I have a plan
D - (p+l)(a+n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan
W - dude get out
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W - so lemme get this straight
D - what
W - Rebecca black is kickin in the front seat AND sitting in the back seat?
D - ya, but the real problem is what seat should she take
W - huh.
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W - So when we gonna get down?
D - Friday.
D - we get down on Friday.
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D - okay so imagine Artemis.
W - kay...
D - all done up and looking amazing.
W - kay...
D - going on an undercover mission...
W - right...
D - you walk up to her.
W - okay.
D - and she snarls out, 'I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I am armed, don't, MESS with me.
W - DUDE
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W - Just Dance 4. my place. tonight. 7:30.
D - the roof is not my son, but I will raise it.
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D - i have a headache
W - Voldemort must be close
D - shut up
W - you mean silencio
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W - what does water taste like
D - I'll tell you if you describe to me a color that doesn't exist
W - ...
W - touche
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W - I should be ashamed of myself
D - you really should
D - you're not though.
W - nope.
Hope you liked the second chapter! If you did, I'll post a third...