Chapter 3 revealed!

D - if you are ever at a loss of what to say just look at the person say 'so - it has come to this'
W - brb
W - just got slapped by Artemis
D - ya, thats the one person you DON'T say it to.

Break

W - what r you doing
D - stealing everyone's left shoe
W - ok

Break

W - dude there a llama in the middle of road what do I do
D - A LLAMA!? HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Break

W - no is too serious, nope is to casual, nah is just right
D - 'did you kill this man?' 'nah.'

Break

W - little old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs arent fooling me
D - retired mermaids.

Break

W - what are you doing
W - im bored
D - English homework
W - lol
W - remember, i before e….except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor
D - go run off a cliff

Break

D - I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room and think 'I'd tap that'
W - how much pain meds are you on right now

Break

W - dude so do you think heroines are on tampon boxes or just spongebob
D - subject change NOW
D - I disown you as best friend after that

Break

D - so what are you doing
W - at library by my house, stupid research project
D - He's at the library by his house.
W - ?
W - what?
W - wait who are you texting
W - hey
W - HEY
W - ANSWER YOUR PHONE

thanks for the reviews guys, hope you enjoyed this chapter! I assume you want me to keep going with this? ;)