Dun dun dun duuunnnnnnn...Chapter 4:

W - just bought a million candy bars from gas station and lady asks if I'm gonna buy all of these
D - and?
W - I told her 'no, I'm stealing them and wanted to show you first'
W - glad looks can't kill
D - bet she flipped you off though
W - well ya

Break

D - Bet you can't say 'good eye might' without sounding australian
W - ... apparently not.
D - congratulations you now speak australian

Break

D - rearrange the letters in 'eleven plus two'
D - you get 'twelve plus one'
W - stop youre hurting my head

Break

D - hey lets drop your stds off at your house then head to the cave
W - ...
D - hurry up
W - dude read your text
D - I MEANT STUFF

Break

D - just put a spider on babs' head
D - can you say deadman in 20 seconds
D - if you don't hear from me in 2 hours my body is either in a river or I'm being tortured in a locked room forced to listen to Justin beiber
W - And so on this day a dear friend was lost

Break

D - I have an army
W - I have a Hulk
D - I have fiery redheaded female friend with an irish temper
W - I have a female archer with a bad attitude
D - Ya well I have a jar of dirt
W - ...

Break

W - I'm bringing sexy back
D - youre the reason it left in the first place

Break

W - you're as cool as the people you hang out with
D - you're welcome

Well this is getting interesting...lets - keep - going!