I present to you...Chapter 5!
W - Hola as
D - ...
W - Hook llammas
D - ?
W - I WAS TRYING TO TYPE ALOHA
D - oh
W - anyway HIV
D - um
W - dang this phone to the Tartarus...I was typing HI
Break
W - so how was the English test
D - horrible
W - lol
D - i hope you step on a lego
Break
D - youre late
W - got held up
W - I cant help it that im so popular
D - u did not just quote mean girls
Break -
D - yar i just met you
W - and i be crazy
D - but im your captain
W - so call me matey
D - ...we shall not speak of this
W - agreed
Break
W - my grade just went from an A to a D
D - how does that even happen?!
W - ...actually it happens to a lot of girls in 9th grade
D - -.-
W - lol
D - i need to find new friends
Break
W - what if I'm sexy and I don't know it
D - you've got nothing to worry about
W - youre just jealous
Break
D - call me now some serious school drama just went down.
W - im yelling timber.
Break
D - great. the one time I need to go to walmart and I can't. this is all your fault.
W - youre one to talk.
D - i wasn't even TRYING to cause trouble, but lo and behold, guess what happens. your fault.
W - YOURE the one who touched the inflatable raft on display
D - you pushed me out of the way to hit on a girl!
W - I told you not to press the button! And what did you do? you pressed it.
D - I FELL ON IT WHEN YOU SHOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY
W - well someones in a bad mood.
Well...keep an eye out for chapter 6 ;)