Welcome to Chapter 6, please fasten your seatbelts and keep arms and legs inside at all times:

D - in detention
W - rough dude
D - saaaaave me, this is all your fault
W - what ya get nailed for
D - you changed my ringtone to a VERY inappropriate song and it went off in class!
W - ... lol
D - shut up

Break

W - so like what if Batman and Superman fist bumped
D - the world would come to a screeching halt and time would stop

Break

W - someone changed my contact names again who is this
D - I am the Doctor.

Break

W - I'm bored
D - leave Artemis alone

Break

D - my place, Saturday, 8 pm, karaoke night.
W - you're on.

Break

D - where are you?
W - Happy Harbor mall. M'gann brought everyone. in some bath and body works store.
W - what the heck is eucalyptus
W - this face moisturizer smells like lima beans
W - what does wood even smell like.
W - this is a bunch of crap I'm heading to the cave
D - koalas like eucalyptus
D - some koalas are evil
D - see you at the cave

Break

D - change is hard.
W - how come
D - have you ever tried to bend a coin?

Break

W - why did you tell m'gann that bogus story about me and some stop sign
D - they all run together which story do you mean again?
W - you're just making these up as you go along aren't you.
D - yep. but I do it brilliantly.

Break

W - can I borrow your Xbox
D - to quote Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 3 line 87: "No!"

Break

W - i have an idea
D - is it illegal
W - ...maybe
D - call me.
D - okay we'll try it
D - just remember if we're caught your deaf and I don't speak English
W - shouldn't be that hard for you to pull off
D - shut and and meet me there in 5

Onward and forward to Chapter 7! Can I get a booyah?!