Okay Chapter 7: Readysetgo!
W - look to your left
D - ?
W - the table in the corner to your left, by the fake plant.
D - the girl? ya I mean she beautiful
W - beautiful? more like super mega foxy awesome hot
Break
W - how do I explain LOTR to a friend
D - "Give me the ring!" "No!"
Break
W - dude i have something extremely unimportant to tell you asap call me!
D - Wally you are DOWN THE HALLWAY
Break
W - crazy people don't know theyre crazy, I know I am crazy, therefore, I am not crazy, isn't that crazy.
D - madness in its purest form
Break
D - why are you late? Youre the FASTEST BOY ALIVE
W - got a bloody nose.
D - really? how?
W - tried to jerk the blanket up real hard, hand flew up and ended up punching myself in nose.
D - LOL well come over anyway
Break
W - whats the difference between a cat and a comma
D - no
W - one has claws at the end of its paws
D - not again
W - and one pas a pause at the end of a clause XD
D - why do you make me suffer
Break
W - just saw this redhead kid.
D - ya?
W - told him I was him from the future. know what he asks?
D - what?
W - if he has a girlfriend
D - HAHA did you tell him the truth
W - shut it.
Break
W - you know how you always carry that weird chalk around
D - ya
W - well next time you get into an elevator, use it to draw a box around where you are standing and tell whoever is there that it is your personal space
D - heading towards the nearest elevator right now.
W - and to think people wonder why we are friends.
Break
W - just went into a mall and shouted 'hey pervert!'
D - ... you didn't
W - 5 people turned around.
Break
D - MMMMMM Alfred's cookies yum
W - you're planning on sharing those right
D - uh, no habla ingles
Break
W - heard the Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg
D - nerd
Break
W - today sucked
D - well on the bright side of things you don't look like you did in 6th grade
W - ...guess thats one way of looking at it.
Break
D - just baked iphone cookies
W - why
D - text Roy to meet us with his car we're trolling the police
W - I see where this is going. meet you in Star
Break
W - dude I can't find my phone and am soo late for class!
D - ...
W - call it would you? so so late
D - sure Wally, just let me find mine too then will call yours.
W - aw no way you lost yours too?! now what?
D - well I guess you could just call it from your home line.
W - but i don't know my number!
D - ... or
D - maybe...
W - WHAT?!
D - you use your phone you are TEXTING ME ON right now.
W - ...
W - ****
This was the last chapter of this series...7 chapters...and there were 7 horcruxes; well shoot. I promise these aren't horcruxes :)
thanks for all the reviews, its a lot of fun to hear what you have to say :D and since you guys gave me a 'booyah' in the last chapter, I made this one extra long XD
So...see you in the next fic, its gonna be a good one!