BONUS CHAPTER!
D: wally
D: wally
D: wAlly
D: wALLY
W: stop
D: WALLY
W: I'm still mad at you
D: WALLYYY
W: fine WHAT
D: why were the middle ages called the dark ages
W: what?
D: because there were so many knights
D: lol you're laughing admit it
W: oh shut it
W: and btw im still mad at you
W: apparently Mcdonalds DOES serve breakfast after 10:30 if you bring a gun
D: WTF DUDE
W: Mmm. pancakes.
W: Sorry missed all your calls couldn't find phone
W: had it on silent
D: if ya liked it you shoulda put a ring on it
W: ha
W: HA.
W: Are you done yet
W: hello
W:I've been waiting here for a millennium
W: my hair is starting to go gray
D: actually redheads don't go gray, they simply lose their pigment and their hair turns white
W: stop using logic against me.
D: Police should wear red white and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase people on foot
W: What are you, twelve?
D: On a scale of one to ten, ya.
D: *takes a bow*
W: are nuns CIA or FBI
D: neither, theyre Nterpol's Undercover Ninjas
W: don't you mean Interpol
D: No I mean Nterpol as in Interpol
D: They thought we wouldn't notice but we did
W:Dude.
W: this just now occurred to me
W: did you ever think about the fact that asexual pirates aren't interested in your booty?
D: lol
D: I thought you'd finally realized tomorrow is your mom's birthday.
W: wait WHAT
W: pizza is the only love triangle I ever want
D: its 3 am go to bed
D: And like I was saying, Babs then slipped and fell backwards, but I caught her halfway through the fall and we kinda just stood there looking at each other for a second, so I said, 'I think you just fell for me'
W: damn son
W: Dickie-bird's got game
D: if I actually spoke my mind I'd be in deep trouble.
W: where are you
D: Annual Charity Ball.
W: DO IT
D: CODE RED CODE FRICKIN RED
D: ALFRED REPLACED ALL THE JUNK FOOD IN THE HOUSE WITH CELERY
D: I'M A WARRIOR I CAN'T LIVE ON RABBIT FOOD
W: sending reinforcements in now, maintain your current position and open a communication line stat
W: so ya.
W: I had the brilliant idea of changing my password before I went to bed at like 2 or 3 am last night, didn't write it down cause 'there was no way I could forget this one', and now I'm locked out of my computer.
D: try 'pizza'
W: ...
W: thank you, oh great all-knowing one
(R is for Roy, who makes a guest appearance in a group message)
R: what the heck guys, I said to stay put on the couch while I make a soda run.
D: you're home earlier than we expected...
R: You better not be on a patrol
W: calm down we're just at the park.
R: finally embracing your level of maturity, I assume?
D: shut it Roy Boy
D: For your information, we're gonna catch a pigeon.
R: ...sorry, what? and more importantly, WHY
W: you see, it all started with the seagulls on Finding Nemo..
R: forget it, I don't want to know.
R: Just get back here before I get in trouble
W: target is sighted TARGET IS SIGHTED
D: OVER AND OUT
(15 minutes later)
R: WTF, WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME SELFIES OF YOU GUYS AND A PIGEON
Heya Guys and Gals!
So another unexpected update, I thought it was amusing, maybe you did too :D
I was supposed to update way more this summer, but it ended up hellish because of projects to do, sorry :) But ironically, once school starts, I'll actually have more time for writing, so yay for that!
Shoutout to PhantomwriterofAzarath! And in the words of Olaf from Frozen, "I like you too!" Lol, Booyah!
Catch you guys on the flipside!