D: you're late
D: again
W: I may of sort of accidentally adopted 5 cats
D: I GET ONE
W: how sure are you
D: pretty sure
W: gonna need more than pretty sure!
D: really pretty sure
D: like really pretty sure that theres a 75% chance this won't explode on us
W: I saw you on the news last night you are crazy!
D: I'm not crazy, I'm just special!
D: No wait maybe I am crazy
D: one second I have to talk to myself about this, hold on
W: how do i get people to stop asking stupid questions
D: they'll stop asking stupid questions if you answer back in interpretive dance
D: its truly a Monday
W: lol, you ok?
D: the voices in my head are fighting, my imaginary friend is running with scissors, and at one point today one of my personalities wandered off
D: did you ask your mom?
W: when I did she said 'what do you think I am, made of money?'
D: ...isn't that what MOM stands for?
W: lol. I'll ask her sometime
D: today some girl asked me if it hurt when I fell from heaven
W: did you tell her no, you dug your way up from hell?
D: cute.
D: wakey wakey!
D: morning sunshine!
D: rise and shine, wally!
W: f u
D: as flattered as I am, I don't swing that way
W: i hate u
D: if Dean can crawl out of purgatory, you can crawl out of bed princess
W: you know, I've really learned that with great power comes great responsibility
D: pfft whatever
D: you gonna be responsible?
W: Lol, no
W: gonna take a test in 5 min don't text me
D: just remember - look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
W: are you telling me that Batman actually had you find a needle in a haystack as part of your training? ARE YOU SERIOUS
D: dead serious
W: HOW
D: to put it lightly - "I got the fire, fire, fire, Yeah I got the fire, fire, fire, And I let it burn, burn, burn, burn, I let it burn, burn, burn, burn'
W:...you set the hay on FIRE?!
D: and found the needle. duh.
D: are you DONE YET?!
D: we need to go NOW
D: Im SO grounded for LIFE
W: if you'll give me a minute, I think I can make this worse...
D: OMG NO
D:hey
W: wht
D: will you remember me in a day?
W: ya, you feeling okay?
D: will you remember be in a week?
W: duh! yes!
D: will you remember me in a month?
W: of course! where are you, I'm coming over
D: knock knock
W: ugh fine who's there
D: YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET
W: ...you're a dick
W: maybe the reason im single is because I've never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
D: WE RE SOARIN
D: FLYIN
D: no way Bruce won today's argument
W: why?
D: cause this is how it ended.
D: Me: 'WHY?'
D: Him: 'BECAUSE I SAID SO'
D: Me: 'Good one Bruce, you should be a lawyer!'
D: look to your left
D: your other left
W: I'll do it if you do it
D: youre on
D: totally failed health and safety class today
W: wtf, how?
D: one of the questions was 'in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'
W: and?
D: apparently 'hella big ones' was the wrong answer
W: ROFL
Well this was from out of nowhere, I don't know why! I was supposed to be working on my story 'Lazy Days at the Circus - or Not' and then this just...happened.
But I think it was worth it, even though it set me back on said story mentioned above.
Shoutout to Jewelie-chan, whoo! I know, isn't Robin just the cutest?! And so sassy, and smart, and snarky, witty, adorable, and all around epicness XD
This time, instead of Booyah its BOOM-BABY! Lol sorry its just that I grew up watching The Emperors New Groove, so I've been quoting it since I was 3 years old. Seriously. So much fun.