W: you complete dick.
W: you glued the fridge shut.
D: guilty as charged
W: you think you're cute don't you
D: I think I'm adorable
W: so apparently I shipped Daphne and Fred before shipping a couple even existed
D: huh. guess I did the same with Mary Poppins and Burt the Chimney sweep.
D: you do know that the actors who played Fred and Daphne from scooby doo are married in real life
W: THIS IS NEW INFORMATION TO ME
W: MY INNER 5 YEAR OLD IS JUMPING FOR JOY
D: hey do you want to know the mathematical odds of us dying from various causes, hero and non hero related, before we turn 18
W: you did the MATH?!
W: Did you really change your contact name in my phone to 'Master of the Aster?'
D: yes. don't deny it or try to fight it.
W: fine.
D: I forgot a word.
D: it's the word for the building where you can rent books
D: dammit whats the word
W: I believe the word you are searching for is,
W: *dramatic pause*
W: LIBRARY.
D: YA THAT ONE
W: type in 58008.
W: then turn it upside down.
D: Bruce was looking at my screen when you sent that.
W: ...
W: Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group.
W: Ugg boots are actually quite comfortable
D: I have no response for that.
W: so how was the trip to Vegas
D: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
W: so if the zombie apocalypse happened in vegas would it stay in vegas
D: why don't you try it and see
D: It is possible that I am what you would call a 'problem child'.
W: lol why
D: Im in detention.
W: because?
D: took a field trip to an animal farm. I got in trouble for hypnotizing the chickens.
D: I'm burning in hell. Wish you were here.
W: dare I ask, what happened?
D: you dared me to spike the eggnog at the Christmas party.
D: I did.
D: As punishment, I am now being forced to attend the Mayor's birthday party.
W: she's driving me mad.
D: Who, Artemis?
W: I mean, she doesn't even need to know self defense, her best defense is being herself
W: I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me.
D: you could be joking, or you could be dead serious and it honestly wouldn't surprise me.
W: dude, why do ALL of my computer icons and desktop folders have the face of Misha Collins on them.
D: its called the 'mishapocalypse'. look it up.
W: dude DUDE I just overheard a story from Uncle Barry
D: do tell
W: the first time he ever got drunk, he had to have his mom come pick him up, right? So he's trying to play
everything cool, and decides to make general conversation with his mom. So he asks his mom, "So mom, are
you a virgin?"
D: you've seen Beauty and the Beast right?
W: when I was like 5.
D: good enough. you'll appreciate this (not.) lol
D: Nooo, ooooooone, runs like Kid Flash, or has fun like Kid Flash, or trips over their feet and falls flat like Kid Flash, as a Flash he's inherently iiiiirritating, my what a guy, Kid Flash!
D: youre welcome.
W: where is everyone?
D: Artemis is patrolling with GA, Kaldur is off the coast of Australia, and M'gann and Connor are probably 'fixing the bikes'.
W: why is the last part in quotations?
D: no reason.
D: wow, what a jerk. What did you do?
W: I told him, 'Your mother is a f *beep*-*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*-ing *Beep* lorem ipsum *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* admiumvenium *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* turolagulio *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* hippopotomus *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* republican *Beep* *Beep*-ing Daniel Radcliffe *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* with a bucket of *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* soup *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* with a bucket of t-*beep*-*Beep* *Beep* Mickey Mouse *Beep* *Beep* with a stick of dynamite *Beep* magical *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* Alakazam'.
D: damn.
W: well maybe we should ask again.
D: I always imagined Roy's induction to the team going like this:
D: Roy: "I know I'm gonna live to regret this but...I'm officially, on your team. You bastards."
W: LOL
D: I hacked the school website. check it out.
W: dude, I'm dying.
D: My favorite part is the improved slogan : 'We is smart. We is rich. We is gothum acadummy'
W: theres an old man in nothing but his bathrobe in the middle of the street
W: everyone is having to slow down so he doesnt' get hit.
W: he's doing kung fu on the car ahead of us now. And i repeat, he is in nothing but his bathrobe.
W: scarred for life dude.
W: Roy is now using his more colorful words. we're crawling at 5mph
W: shit now the guy is karate chopping our car
W: sending you a video of Roy yelling at him.
D: no dont im crying of laughter.
D: was sitting in at one of Bruce's meetings. they kicked me out.
W: wow, hes flexible.
W: the guy is trying to climb onto the hood. Roy is laying into the horn.
W: Such language, really Roy. We'd be able to buy a steak dinner with the amount he'll be donating to the swear jar
W: he just called Roy 'Clarence'
W: deliberately mooned us. Is doing kung fu on the car behind us now.
W: It's like Austin Texas all over again
D: you and I remember Austin very differently
Lovin your guys' reviews, they always crack me up.
Have fun spotting the SPN references in this one!
And the Harry potter Puppet Pals reference, haha, the one with the beeps
shoutout to scribbled. ink! yes, it was - its hilarious that you caught that one, so booyah ;)
Sorry, I lied in my last story - the next update really WILL be YJWYJ, I'm halfway done with the next chapter.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody :)