D: some people ride The Crazy Train
D: but I drive that sucker
D: fyi Artemis is planning to put scorpions in your bed in retaliation for Friday's incident
W: well thats twisted of her
D: I think it runs in the family
W: what?
D: nothing.
W: this bird landed by my window and stared at me like I burned his house down
D: someone's got some 'xplainin ta do.
D: I forgot it was Black Friday and I WENT OUT
D: *trauma intensifies*
W: Were you killed?
D: sadly, yes
D: BUT I LIVED
W: you still mad bro
W: hey
W: im sorry
W: I promise I won't eat all of your cereal again
W: where are you
D: nursing my wounds
W: what?
D: ask the employees if theres a side door you can use
D: if you go out the front door, the goose will attack
D: did you see all the upsexy today?
W: the what?
D: the upsexy.
W: What's upsexy?
D: Not much, you?
D: *smooth criminal plays in the distance*
D: where are you
W: I'm lost
D: you have a gps, how are you lost
W: I accidentally set the language to Chinese
W: I want to steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase
W: because it would by funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news
W: I know it was you. I saw you.
D: I didn't do it
W: then why were you laughing
D: cause whoever did do it is a freaking genius
D: hey wally
D: are you a fire detector?
W: no why
D: cause you're really loud and annoying
W: takes one to know one
D: I lost my phone can you call it
W: sure
W: ...
W: I have realized my mistake.
D: you're an idiot
W: i hate you
D: I know you mean 'love'
W: do ducks have jackets
W: did muck save nuggets
W: dang it
W: does husk make giggles
W: forget it
D: what
D: what...I just...what?
D: 10
W: 10 what
W: ?
W: what?
D: 9
W: huh?
W: dude what are you talking about
W: 9 what
D: 8
W: what are you doing
W: I don't get the joke
W: call me
W: now
D: 7
W: seriously WHAT
W: this isn't funny
W: answer my calls
D: 6
W: wtf dude?!
W: come on this is stupid quit it
W: explain what you're doing
D: 5
W: WHY are you doing a countdown?
W: WHAT ARE YOU COUNTING DOWN
W: IM SO CONFUSED
D: 4
W: I AM CONCERNED
W: WHAT DID I DO
D: 3
W: WhaT HAPPENS WheN YOU REACH 0
W: TELL ME
D: 2
W: WHATS HAPPENING
W: STOp
D: 1
W: NO
D: ...
W: ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER ME OR NOT
W: HEY
W: IM GONNA KILL YOu
You guys are cracking me up, wow I mean I've never had so much fun reading the reviews XD
And people seem to be getting a bit desperate for the next YJ watches YJ update...I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at your pain but its a little funny - next chapter for that will be up SUNDAY! WHoo!
Like I said before, there will be THREE updates for YJ watches YJ this month!
Shoutout to cutie0612 , who said "They are totally horcruxes now that you said something who did you kill to make these"
And now I'm cackling