W: the lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did too, then she began walking faster and faster so I did too, then she started running so I did too, and I don't know what we were running from but I was freaking out
D: this concerns me.
D: All that glitters is not gold.
D: sometimes its morons pretending to be vampires
W: do kids who never get in trouble even know what there middle names are?
D: I get to hear mine every day.
D: fun fact: the average person walks past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime
W: how is that a fun fact
D: its fun because they didn't murder you
D: I have a feeling my guardian angel spends 80% of it's time facepalming
W: and the other 20% looking for a new job
W: you know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold
D: you dont say
W: so things good now?
D: ya just needed some space
W: *sends picture of stars*
W: *sends picture of galaxy*
W: *sends picture of supernova*
W: *sends more pictures of space*
D: ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH SPACE
D: when Taylor swift sings 'and the fella over there with the hella good hair' do you think she's talking about me
D: I think she's talking about me
W: whats your street name
D: Lil Loco
W: ...
W: you live on a street called Lil Loco
D: oh you meant address?
D: A man walks into a zoo.
D: the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
D: its a shitzu
W: DUDE
W: THE SUN IS ON FIRE I REPEAT THE SUN IS ON FIRE
D: THE OCEANS ARE FLOODING OMG THE OCEANS ARE FLOODING
D: I need a shirt that says 'Im with stupid'
D: with an arrow on it that always points West
W: ...
D: f*** **** ***** ** * * * **** ****** I mean ARGH
W: ... bad day?
D: I'M SO MAD
D: IM AT SCHOOL
D: IN THE SCHOOL YARD
D: THERE IS NO SURVEILLANCE CAMERA NEAR ME
D: I SNEEZE
D: AND BRUCE TEXTS ME 'Bless you'
D: HE'S DOING IT JUST TO MESS WITH ME HE THINKS ITS FUNNY
D: GIMME SOMTHIN TO PUNCH
D: I was sticking my bare feet out the window and a Harley rider tickled my foot
W: awww is twinkle toes ticklish?
D: STOP CALLING ME THAT
D: :(
W: turn that frown upside down bro ;)
D: ):
W: why do I even try
W: Have day
D: Ok thank
D: our death ray doesn't seem to be working
D: I'm standing right in it and I'm not dead yet
W: dude get out of the death ray
D: one time the sub history teacher who has a monobrow asked me 'what the hell did you do to your hair' cause I'd accidentally bleached some of the ends, so I asked 'what the hell did you do to your eyebrow' and he sent me out
W: lmfao im choking on air stop
D: so when I came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and I said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one, as in monobrow
D: and he sent me out again
W: I. Cant. BREATHE
Robin's 'street name' is a slight reference to a conversation that happened in 'Your Call May Be Interrupted', in case you guys were wondering, lol (when he accidentally joined a gang) pfft, heh
Shoutout to PikaWings, who was able to use a few texts from last chapter to troll her friend, HAHA XD Atta girl!
sidenote:
WE WENT TO AN IMAX THEATER TO SEE THE FORCE AWAKENS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LOOOOOVED IT!
Can't stop listening to Rey's Theme! One of fav parts of soundtrack!