W: wanna go to that coffee shop youre always talking about
D: ya but you can't laugh or you'll ruin it
W: what?
D: I've been faking a british accent there for 2 years, so don't laugh
D: currently going through my day at the speed of 15 wtf's per hour
W: go to channel 10 news
D: 20 make it 20
W: today I was flying a kite and this girl literally says 'so you're flying a kite?'
D: why were you flying a kite
W: and I said 'nope, fishing for birds'
D: why were you flying a kite
W: If I hadn't been a smartass, I think she was interested in me. Your smart-assery is contagious.
D: why. were. you. flying. a kite.
W: oh for the love of peace
W: it was a gift from Grandma and she wanted pictures okay
W: if you say batteries really fast is sounds like you're saying Paris in a french accent
D: hang on
W: it has to be REALLY fast
D: so zombies eat brains
D: and dementors suck out souls...
D: dude youre safe.
D: was swimming the other day
W: kay
D: yelled 'SHARK!'
W: kay
D: at least 15 people got out of the water
W: kay
D: we were at a pool.
W: ...
D: I'm bored
W: this could get dangerous
D: going shopping you're coming
W: can't reach the top shelves?
D: ha. ha.
D: I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than some people
W: so you doing it?
D: no. I never make the same mistake twice.
W: Ya, you make it 5 or 6 time just to be sure
W: you're gonna do it aren't you
D: maybe.
W: dude sea otters have a pouch that they use to store their favorite rock
D: omg
W: why haven't you answered your phone?
W: you okay?
D: no.
D: I delivered a baby in a building that had a bomb on a timer and was going to explode
W: well thats fun
W: boy or girl
D: gorilla
W: wow
D: I meant GIRL dang it autocorrect
W: I'm gonna go stand outside
W: so if anyone asks
W: I'm outstanding
D: okay
D: The sidewalk sign said no bicycle riding, rollerblading, rollerskating, skateboarding, and scooter riding
D: it didn't say anything about unicycling
W: lol work it bro
D: I can't get out of bed
W: really
D: the blankets have accepted me as their own
D: if I leave now I might lose their trust
D: hey
W: what
D: the best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text this to them:
D: 370HSSV 0773H
D: and then tell them to read it upside down
D: what's taking so long?
W: M'gann said to go without her. she's pregnant for the weekend.
D: O.O
D: what
W: PREPARING
W: PREPARING FOR THE WEEKEND
W: NOT PREGNANT
D: well I didn't know how these things work for martians so I guess nothings out of the range of possibility
W: I HATE AUTOCORRECT
Shoutout to scribe-lee - congrats on converting your own brother too - haha I think we're brainwashing our youngers siblings, aren't we!?
And with so many requests with the A-Z Wally whump fic...okay, I'll do it :) BUT, it will be a A-Z Wally and Dick whump fic, okay? lol. And it will have to wait a while, I've got Yj watches Yj to catch up on and get ahead of ;)