D: once upon a time I was sweet and innocent
D: and then I met you
W: hey Roy gets at least half the blame
W: I need the incantation to make holy water
D: just put the water in a pot and boil the hell out of it
W: dude.
D: I bet I can get you to say red
W: fine try it
D: what color is the sky
W: blue
D: ha told you I could get you to say blue
W: no you said red
D: *sends troll face*
W: ...dang it.
D: on pain meds lots
W: like now many
D: whoa
D: smuggle some chicken nuggets in for me kay
D: they gave me...all the meds
D: wow
W: can you move
D: why am I in the way
W: do you realize how many times you've been the reason I look down at my phone and laugh
W: and then walk into a pole?
D: when I'm totally bs - ing somebody, stop joining in and adding ridiculous stuff to the story
D: cause then it gets funny
D: and I have to try not to laugh
D: 3 reasons to stand up:
D: 1. You have to go somewhere
D: 2. To stretch
D: 3. You are the real slim shady
W: *stands up*
D: sit back down you're not the real slim shady
W: *sits back down*
W: Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested
D: everything you say can and will be used against you
D: so I wrote some new lyrics for the Water Dance by Chris Porter and Pitbull
W: im listening
D: in the chorus, instead of 'aint no party like an east coast party' etc etc etc
D: it's 'ain't no party like a bruce wayne party where the guests are rich and fake and haughty, flounce that money now flounce that money, follow that money you gold-digging honeys!'
W: ...wow. someone's not having fun at a formal event.
D: just shoot me please.
W: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us
W: as say 'hey! that one is shaped like an idiot!'
D: how dare they say that of you?!
W: shut it.
W: this is ridiculous
W: I am a legit kick-ass hero
W: but when I'm home alone every noise I hear is a serial killer
D: I'm in the mood to misbehave
D: who's with me
W: ...
W: I'll get Roy
W: there wasn't a mosquito
D: yes there was
W: no, there wasn't.
D: well not after I killed it
W: by slapping me. how convenient.
D: if you're supposedly 'cooler' than me
D: does that make me hotter than you?
D: you okay?
W: ya
D: was that you?
W: was what me
D: did you just fall?
W: no
D: oh, so you just decided to attack the floor?
W: was practicing driving with Roy
W: and a cop pulled us over and said "Papers"
W: so I said "scissors, I win" then drove away
W: and now Roy's yelling at me.
D: well ya in all fairness you should have done 2 out of 3
W: you left your phone here
W: so you finished with homework yet?
D: no I'm prostituting
W: … um
W: is this a joke or are you, um, undercover, or…..
D: PROCRASTINATING
D: NOT PROSTITUTING
D: GEEZ WALLY I'M NOT A HOOKER
SHoutout to Unlucky Alis - thanks, and those YJ watches YJ updates are coming soon :)
Keep being awesome guys, cause you are fricking awesome XD
Next update on this won't be for awhile, sorry!