W: WHERE ARE YOU
D: at the gas station
W: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GONE
W: IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER
D: ten minutes. red or blue gatorade
W: I CANT REMEMBER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
W: BLUE
W: how's Paris
D: entertaining
D: some guy got down on his knee to tie his shoe, girlfriend thought he was proposing.
D: can you say 'meltdown'?
W: I wanna write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you
D: you say such nice things, I didn't know you cared!
D: you'll get use to her.
D: familiarity breeds tolerance
W: I think its contempt
D: is it?
D: I've been infected with arachnid venom
W: what?
D: I have an itchy spider bite.
D: so if youre dating a federal agent then dump him
D: does that make him your fed ex?
W: its so nice being alive at the same time as you
D: now im getting all emotional
D: Paper soaks up blood better than anyone gives it credit for
W: ok
W: so if you're Lil Loco
W: does that make me Lil Roho
D: I regret nothing
- 15 minutes later -
D: I regret everything
D: she dared me to hit on you.
W: actually hitting me doesn't count!
D: a kiss with a fist is better than none.
D: there are a lot of people who need to shut up
W: not me though
D: I want snuggles but get struggles
W: this makes me sad
W: I'll snuggle you bro.
W: okay but with as famous as you are, how did the people at the cafe not realize that you're not british?!
D: shut up. I told you not to laugh
W: you had to go and say 'bollocks!' when you spilled your coffee, what did you think was going to happen?!
D: okay so lets put on green morph suits and go harass the weatherman
D: so that everyone watching at home won't know why he's freaking out
W: awesome
D: if you're ever feeling worthless, just remember that your organs are extremely expensive on the black market
W: you're terrible.
D: I'd take a bullet for you any day, but I'll be pissed about it cause if i have time to move into the path of the bullet, you have time to get out of the way
W: fair enough
D: Bruce Wayne for President 2016!
W: You're kidding right?!
D: lol yes im kidding
W: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
D: throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
W: throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
D: throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
W: calm down there lil loco
D: knock knock
W: who's there?
D: britney spears
W: britney spears who?
D: wrong person sorry
D: knock knock
W: whos there?
D: britney spears
W: britney spears who?
D: Oops I did it again
W: there's no food at the cave again
W: not even bread
W: even prisoners have bread
D: WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY
W: why
D: GOT IN TROUBLE WITH SOME PEOPLE
W: which people
D: BAD PEOPLE
W: WHAT PEOPLE
D: OKLAHOMA MAFIA
W: hey
D: hi
W: what's up
D: nothing you
W: not much
D: k bye then
W: bye
D: ABCDEFG
D: GUMMY BEARS ARE CHASING ME
D: ONE IS RED
D: ONE IS BLUE
D: ONE IS CHEWING UP MY SHOE
D: NOW IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE
D: CAUSE THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE
W: text me later if you're still alive
D: are you and Roy going to come pick me up or not
W: omg
D: hurry up
W: omg
D: its starting to rain
W: omg
D: i'm telling Dinah
W: omg no
W: hi
D: hi
W: you hungry?
D: you hungry?
W: are you copying me?
D: are you copying me?
W: Wally West is the best he is superior to all the rest
D: actually ya I'm hungry
W: hey what do you want for dinner?
D: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
W: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
D: olive garden
W: ok
W: lol
D: Lshidmtamsfo
D: you know what that means?
W: laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off
D: YES
D: apparently you can't be employed by the CIA if you've ever illegally downloaded music
W: now I know why my application never went through.
W: I have no idea what Im doing
W: but I'm doing it really really well
W: I've left you like 100 messages
W: if you're trying to tell me something, I dont know what it is
W: cause you won't call me back
D: so...I escaped then?
D: really?
D: brilliant! love it when I do that
D: what day is it
W: I think you have mild amnesia.
D: your life is a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks
W: your life is a series of aerial and kidnapped moments separated by the paparazzi
D: my aunt Audrey had this parrot that could talk, and whenever someone would pass it we would say to it, "You're a bird!" and the parrot would repeat the phrase back
D: and one day I was alone in the room with it, and heard it very quietly say to itself, "I'm a bird."
D: so I hauled ass out of there before it developed even more powers
W: at a family reunion
W: who even are these people
W: lets play a game called 'guess the wifi password'
W: yes I am really this tall
W: can we leave now
W: omg free food
W: no I don't have a girlfriend
W: Im really bad at 'guess the wifi password'
D: try 'sandiego81'
W: ...love ya bro.
D: I know.
Shoutout to little miss BANANNA HEAD ! Aw man you're a lot of fun - booyah !
And Shoutout to all the people who have used this story to troll their friends! YES!
As for Young Justice Watches Young Justice, I'm at risk of getting in trouble for copyright, under the terms of use on this site. That story was even put in a community for stories to be reported to the website administrators. So basically, I feel blacklisted. This was horrible for me to find out, so I was totally depressed about it for days. But I'm out of that funk now, so I'll working on other stories, but regarding YJ Watches YJ...Best case scenario, that story will have one more chapter. Cause guys, I don't want my account shut down.