( Special guest appearance from Roy, right off the bat, since you guys asked so nicely ;) )
D: hey Roy, be parked at 34 Monroe Street tonight at 8 o'clock, 15 feet from the Stop sign.
R: Why
D: cause neither Wally or me have a car
W: or a license
D: and we need a getaway driver.
W: I could eat a whole avocado right now
D: avacadon't
W: avacago away
W: Tumblr has officially gone insane
D: isn't it always insane
W: well ya but this is on a whole new level
D: how so
W: it's the Sherlock fandom
D: well they're always insane...
D: the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
D: it was tense.
D: what is froyo
W: probably something to do with Lord of the rings
D: …
D: apparently its frozen yogurt
W: huh
D: the bat signal is like Life Alert
D: instead of 'help I've fallen and I can't get up!', its 'help there's psychos running amuck!"
W: Lmao
D: say 'raise up lights'
W: okay,
D: you just said 'Razor blades' in an Australian accent.
D: now say 'beer can' with a british accent
W: okay,
D: you just said 'bacon' with a jamaican accent
W: awesome
D: where are you
W: Cave.
W: dude….we have a laundry chute
W: are you thinking what I'm thinking
D: …
D: i think this is a terrible and immature idea and i am behind you 100 percent
D: Rawr! I'm fierce! Fear me!
W: spare me from your terror!
D: just kidding i'm adorable
W: my grandma has a cat that likes to sit like a squirrel and eat spinach
D: my pet tiger would steal and hoard bottle caps.
W: …
W: what rock group has four men that don't sing
D: you got me. what.
W: Mount Rushmore.
D: dude
D: there are at least seventeen ways this could have gone better
D: Literally, like, I'm counting then right now you moron
W: Don't you type at me in that tone of voice.
W: Wth is Triskaedekaphobia
D: fear of the number thirteen
W: WOW lol
D: if someone gets nosy, just….you know….punch 'em.
W: punch em?
D: politely.
D: this is bad.
D: like seriously, this is bad
W: you said that already.
D: it seemed worth repeating
W: hey, say 'Irish wristwatch'
D: …
D: …
D: i hate you
D: dude
D: I just saw this article that was titled '5 reasons why you should be helping your wife clean house'. seriously.
W: how about 1. You live there. 2. you live there. 3. you live there. 4. you live there. and 5….you'll never guess what it is….YOU LIVE THERE
D: i know right lol
D: what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
W: dunno, what
D: a condescending con descending
W: get out
D: look up shaved bears
W: dude
W: WHY
W: how much do souls cost?
W: i feel like we need to get one for Roy
W: well sledding off the roof was your idea, therefore this is your fault
D: if the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing stuff like this.
W: if shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by the end of the week.
D: no. two days.
D: we should invest in an army of llamas
W: why
D: 1. they spit. which is a great weapon against people
D: 2. We can ride them. also very useful for battle
D: 3. They're sassy and soft and we can put hats on them
W: lets do it
So I've been procrastinating my other stories that I need to add chapters to (We're Not a Couple, Lazy Days at the Circus - Or Not, etc), because this fic is kind of taking over my account...heh. whoopsie. I am going to slow down on this story, and continue others/write new ones!
Shoutout to NightOwlReader ! Thank ya darlin! And by the way, I've homeschooled since 4th grade, so totally know what you mean! Speaking from experience there, lol. Wasn't it awesome, hitting the amusement parks in the middle of the week when nobody is there?!
By the way, I am in serious need of some good Harry Potter Fanfiction! Like, Canon storylines and ships! any suggestions would be appreciated! Having HP withdrawals, lol help!