(Special guest appearance from Roy)
R: why did you guys get me a shirt with a huge 'S' on it
W: it stands for 'sitter'. cause you've been our babysitter so much in the past.
D: originally we wanted to have the initials for 'baby sitter', but you can see why that wouldn't have worked out
D: how could you ever have thought that this was a good idea
W: well you agreed to it
D: still doesn't mean I thought it was a good idea
W: dude DUDE there a bobcat in the back of a truck at Walmart
D: pic or it didn't happen
W: *send pic of a bobcat in the back of a truck at Walmart*
D: wtf
W: he's friendly
D: i have an international reputation
D: do you have any international reputation
W: … yes
D: no you don't shut up
W: my mom just said in sudden realization that 'devil' is 'evil with a d'
W: she still doesn't get why I'm laughing so hard
D: so I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
W: nO THATS NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
D: MORE?
W: DICK, NO
D: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
W: yOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
D: IM GONNA HARNESS THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
W: THIS IS WHY WE DONT HAVE NICE THINGS
D: I'd never want to be named bert,
D: because every time in your life you make decision, everyone would be like, 'are you sherbert'
D: I don't consider myself hip
D: I'm like, shoulder.
W: no, you're an ass.
D: if you're ever wearing all black and someone asks 'whos funeral is it'
D: just casually look around the room and say, 'haven't decided yet'
D: it's funny, I just looked at my receipt and I'm the 666th customer at this store
W: whats funny is how you think this is a coincidence
W: found a cute cat
W: he's nice
W: he's more ginger than i am
W: he just stole the jerky out of my pocket and ran off
D: lol.
W: shut up you probably put him up to this
W: HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
W: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
D: you've called twice.
W: …
W: TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY, FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE
W: BUT WHEN I CALL YOU NEEEVER, SEEM TO BE HOOOME
D: look man, all I remember are some really old donuts, a few hookers, and Courage the Cowardly Dog playing in another room
W: …I need that quote on the wall in my bedroom.
D: gosh i hate that show.
W: need to call in a favor. you owe me for the thing with the guy at the place
D: whats up
W: I owe the library 400 dollars. Need you to hack into their system and erase it from their digital records.
D: Done. but it might be in a paper records too. Will have to ninja my way in and check. Will call you in an hour when it's done.
D: i swear, I bleed more than the winchesters
W: how are you even alive
D: If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up
W: I swear I am going to hit you next time I see you
Shoutout to FuzzyElf24 - by all means friend, troll away! let us know how it turns out, lol
Hope the last one didnt screw with you too much, haha...but in all seriousness, WAKE UP