W: where did Roy go
D: either to get ice cream or commit a felony
W: 10 bucks says felony
D: 20
D: do NOT EVER SHOW OR MENTION THIS TO BLACK CANARY,
D: BUT LOOK UP 'GLOSTER CANARIES'
W: DUDE THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
D: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT TO DINAH OR WE'RE DEAD
D: when people say 'you look so familiar', responding with 'were we in prison together?' is a great conversation killer
W: brilliant
D: in my case it 'did I know you in juvie?' but it still works
W: if I could time travel, I'd use it to go back and slap the guy who came up with the imaginary number 'i'
D: *tardis sound*
D: roses are red
D: pizza sauce is too
D: i ordered a large pizza
D: and none of it's for you
W: harsh dude.
D: LOL
D: No. BAD IDEA
W: IF NO ONE COMES FROM THE FUTURE TO STOP US FROM DOING IT THEN HOW BAD OF AN IDEA CAN IT REALLY BE
W: God said 'let there be light'
W: and then satan said 'let's put the alphabet in math'
W: whaaaat are you doing.
D: putting firecrackers inside bouncy balls then lighting them and throwing them in a busy park
W: ….and you didn't invite me.
D: dude HELP
D: laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
D: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
D: LEAD RHYMES WITH READ, BUT LEAD ALSO RHYMES WITH READ
D: IF YOU REPLACE THE 'W' in 'WHERE', 'WHAT', and 'WHEN' with a 'T' YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION
W: are you okay
D: NO
W: obi-wan be like
W: 'train anakin' they said, 'it'll be fine' they said
W: THE PIZZA GUY DROPPED MY PIZZA
D: you better still give him a tip
W: dude the pizza now looks like the Millennium Falcon, I aint even mad
D: hey Finn was the first Stormtrooper to find the droid he was looking for
W: *round of applause*
D: Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1.
D: Now close your eyes
D: How long did you keep your eyes closed? bet it was dark. lol.
W: F.
W: U.
W: was at the store and this girl said to another one, 'you're ugly'
W: and the one looked at her and went, 'we're twins'
W: I lost it at that point
D: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING AT ALL
W: IM NOT A BILLIONAIRE, I CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION
W: I need a pet to blame stuff on around the house
W: or a sibling
W: either one would work
W: greetings child
D: greetings
W: wtf
W: I said greetings child
W: I'm trying to say greetings child
W: H-I
W: wasssuuuup wat da hell did you do to my phone
W: H-E-Y , W-H-A-T did you do to my phone
W: Sexy beast
W: Sexy beast
D: lol are you okay
W: D-I-C-K
W: this isn't EFFIN HILARIOUS BRO
W: F-U-N-N-Y
D: it is on my end
W: bitch please tell me wat da hell is going on
W: P-L-E-A-S-E tell me W-H-A-T is going on
W: this is your doing isn't it, you messed with my keyboard shortcuts.
W: I thought we were frito stealing amigos
W: F-R-I-E-N-D-S
W: Mother forklift
W: i hope you're happy.
Shoutout to RainyDaysAreAwesome (Guest) - *bangs head on table*, lol, I'm extremely flattered, and for the record, that would be really fun. Booyah ;)
Its so awesome how many people got the Incredibles reference in last chapter - Who else is flipping the frickity frack out, totally excited for the Incredibles 2?! I have literally been waiting a decade for it.
I DID MY WAITING
10 YEARS OF IT
IN AZKABAN