W: apparently the internet loves Roy's shoulders, and your ass
W: I feel left out
D: well modify your uniform
D: make it a two piece. Crop top like Artemis', show off your abs.
D: *catcall*
W: are you hitting on me?
D: you wish.
W: you could have let me in on why you kicked me for no reason earlier
D: and what is that reason
W: Kick a Ginger Day!
D: Ohhhh. Riiiight...slipped my mind
W: I'm in line and this like 20 year old guy ahead of me has this screaming kid, who's throwing everything in the cart at people
W: and he turns around and says to me with a painful expression, 'condoms, use condoms,'
D: wally
D: wally
D: hey
D: are you ignoring me
D: you're ignoring me aren't you
D: ...
D: hey i just met you
D: and this is crazy
D: but you know my number
D: so call me maybe
D: ...
D: Nodding your head, don't hear a word I said
D: Can't communicate, when you wait, don't relate
D: I try to talk to you but you never even knew
D: So what's it gonna be, tell me, can you hear me?
D: ...
D: Testing attention please
D: Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
D: Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
D: A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
D: ...
D: And I was like Baby, Baby, Baby
W: NO
D: HE SPEAKS
W: I'm having an existential crisis
W: 'W' is a is a play on 'double u', but it should be 'double v'!
W: LOOK. Two U's = UU
W: Two V's - VV
W: my life is a lie
D: got the ingredients to make the hugest motherpoppin bubbles ever
D: come over
W: ringpops used to be like 3 times bigger
W: baby bottle pops too
W: what the hell baby bottle pops, you shrank even more than ring pops
W: my grandmother's cat hates me. he takes the tacks from the bulletin board in her office and drops them in my shoes when I visit
D: have you tried spraying him with holy water
W: are you TRYING to get me killed by my grandmother's cat?!
D: just trying to be helpful.
D: fine. look just give him a shoe box as a peace offering.
W: I need cash. mail me a bunch of autographed pictures so I can sell them on ebay.
D: signed as Robin or Richard?
W: gee, i wonder which one of those signs photos, and which one doesn't.
D: Richard it is then.
W: have you ever had something really weird happen to you?
W: like, so strange, there's no logical way to explain it?
D: ya.
D: you.
W: moron.
D: idiot.
W: wuss.
D: sissy
W: Mathlete nerd
D: Chemistry geek
W: your highness
D: Peasant
W: bitch
D: jerk
W: shorty
D: ginger
W: RUDE
W: dude why are my nails painted
D: because that was the prank.
W: no they are literally painted
D: yes I know, we both painted them
W: NO I DON'T MEAN THE NAILS YOU USE WITH A HAMMER THAT WE PAINTED FOR THE PRANK
W: YOU PAINTED MY ACTUAL FINGERNAILS
D: GEE WALLY OVERREACTING MUCH
W: you painted my fingernails 'Cross my heart pink', Im gonna KILL you
W: THIS IS YOUR DOING
W: they don't even look good!
D: I thought I did a good job
W: it's not coming off!
W: How do I get it off!?
D: you know I just remembered a thingy i forgot bye wally
W: OH NO YOU DONT
D: a squirrel stole my raspberry so I grabbed the acorn he dropped
D: now we're just staring at each other waiting for the next one to make a move
W: P.E. in Ten minutes
W: need to find some allies
W: the upperclassmen are gonna gang up
W: no way they're getting me
W: ooh I know these kids, gonna form some alliances brb
D: dude, calm down, it's P.E., not the Hunger Games
D: hey wally
D: wanna freak out your neighbors?
W: is that a question?
D: go rename your wifi 'FBI Surveillance Van 7'
W: so in chemistry today we pretty much spent the whole period pouring water on dry ice and cackling like mad scientists.
D: most everyone's mad here
D: at walmart I saw this guy who looked like Morgan Freeman
D: so I was staring at him and when he caught me he pointed and yelled 'I am not Morgan Freeman!'
D: come do the Lego Firewalk with me
W: go to hell dude lol
D: I am right now I just asked you to come with me are you coming or not
D: hey man why do grades go A, B, C, D, F?
D: wth happened to E?
W: My mom has taken me to her friends house. I'm bored.
W: Dick. Hello.
*Five minutes later*
W: NVM. These guys are Whovians. I can work with this
D: you wanna play the midnight game?
W: the what?
D: look it up.
W: ...
W: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
W: SLENDER WAS ONE THING, BUT ACTUALLY SUMMONING HIS FRIGGIN COUSIN IN REAL LIFE
D: so...is that a no?
W: NAAAAAAAAAH
W: SOWHENYAAAAAAA
W: GONNABUYMAPIZZABRAH
D: i see what you did there.
W: its 4 am and there a cat chillin on the bookshelf in our living room
W: we don't have a cat
(Special guest appearance from Roy)
W: hey Roy
R: what
D: remember that time you made us pancakes,
W: and the can of spray oil looked just like the can of lemon air freshener,
D: and you almost killed us
R: you just aren't gonna let that one go are you.
SHoutout to Emma Again - will totally check those stories out, and yes! I love supernatural! booyah XD
Credit for the whovians text goes to bunny456! thanks bunny! :)
This chapter wasn't as funny, sorry!
And by the way, DO NOT PLAY THE MIDNIGHT GAME
:)