(Guest appearance from Roy)
R: don't do the thing
D: I'm gonna do the thing
W: no no do not do the thing
D: ...
R: why the hell did you do the thing?!
W: I thought we told you not to do the thing
W: why are blonde jokes so short
D: so men can remember them
W: ...that took an unexpected turn
D: not if you'd just asked for directions
D: 'Scotland's National Animal'.
D: Google it.
W: helloooooo
W: dude are you in detention again?
D: shut up.
W: what did you do?
D: got in trouble for accidentally kicking the ceiling.
W: current mood...
W: John Marshall having a misadventure in the Library of Congress
D: wth man.
W: I have concluded that you are temperamental...
W: half temper, half mental
W: just don't do anything to get in trouble
D: the problem with trouble is it starts out as fun
W: please.
D: I'll try.
W: MOM ASKED ME TO GET HER PURSE SHE LEFT IN THE BATHROOM SO I GO IN THERE AND AUNT IRIS WAS HIDING IN THE SHOWER WITH A JAR JAR BINKS MASK ON AND A BUTCHER KNIFE AND CHASED ME DOWN THE HALLWAY SHE SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME
D: so thats why she wanted my jar jar mask. Lol
W: I HATE YOU
W: my grandmother's cat facetimed me from their laptop.
D: i warned you to use the holy water
W: seriously man, why'd you eat all the chocolate
D: I only did it because of the dementors...
D: The Force Awakens...
D: If the Force is anything like me when it awakens, it's gonna need five more minutes
D: im dead on my feet
D: this kid in class sneezed earlier, and i was so tired that instead of 'bless you' I said 'goodnight'
W: fire at will!
D: where's Will?
W: Vader be like,
W: HELLO FROM THE DARK SIIIIIIIIIIIDDEE
D: *sends picture of stop sign*
D: *sends picture of hammer*
D: *sends picture of clock*
W: what?
W: i don't get it
W: stop sign, hammer, clock?
W: octagon, thor, time?
W: Stop, nail, time?
W: OH
W: I GOT IT
W: STOP, HAMMER TIME
D: now I know why roy was the one they called Speedy
W: I'm a Nillionaire!
W: I have little to no money
D: what are you trying to say
W: can i have your xbox
D: no
W: still don't get the whole phobia you have with spiders
D: its not a phobia I just don't like them.
W: dude the spiders are a hundred times smaller than you
D: ya, so is a freakin grenade
W: my ceiling fan has 3 settings.
W: 1. barely moving, just stirring up dust at best, 2. Kinda feels like it's working, and 3. It's gonna fly off the wall and kill someone in a freak ceiling fan accident
D: we don't have ceiling fans, there's no room next to the chandeliers.
W: would you please shut up
D: you are I are more than friends
D: we're like a really small gang
W: you know the song Good Feeling by Flo Rida
D: ya
W: they should totally do a star wars parody of that called 'Bad Feeling' Lol
W: so...volleyball, right
D: ya, so?
W: pretty much 'don't let the balloon touch the floor' on steroids
D: pretty much.
D: did it ever bother you how murderous the mermaids on Peter Pan are
W: No, I was busy trying to figure out how they managed to make their hair stay just so...I mean, it's like they glued it down.
D: what?
W: while Ariel had a seashell bra, several of the Peter Pan mermaids did not.
D: geez wally.
D: so...Barry and Aunt Iris are gone?
W: yep.
D: for what. 4 or 5 hours?
W: yep.
D: ...i have an awesome idea, you game?
W: maybe.
D: let's inflate a hot air balloon in the house
W: ...I'm game.
W: this one relative at the family reunion was going on and on about halloween and how it is the day of the devil
D: wow a whole day just for me?
W: *sends picture of a foot long lead pencil*
W: look what I have
D: is it a number 2?
D: every time before a test when the teacher says 'get out your number two pencil', take it out and scream 'ME HO MENOY!'
W: Hey Dick, now that princess Leia is a Disney princess they should totally build her a castle at disney world but it should just be a huge pile of burnt debris
W: you better be laughing cause that shiz is funny
D: yeah, for Alderaan reasons.
W: oh, that's just bad.
D: is it? maybe we should just saber this for a moment
Aha gotta love tumblr. And shoutout to Burreto! Wow thats awesome I got to shout out a burrito XD booyah!
Anyway, the Gotham City Police Department is outside my door, this is what they're saying..."This is the GCPD come out of the building with your hands in the air and put whatever you've been writing fanfiction on at your feet! You are under arrest for multiple charges of murder by laughter!"
This must be a result of the last few stories I posted...so ya, I'm on the run from law, and to make matters worse, we're having engine problems with the crazy plane...I didn't do a engine check so now the take off is being delayed, sorry to everyone on board :/
Anyone here a mechanic? Lol
And apparently I might be creating somewhat of a cult following...what I mean is, I've got someone praying to me, according to their review (I laughed till I cried when I read that one)
Oh geez, I'm shocked, actually, at how many of you guys read my author's note, its basically just the ramblings of an idiot!