W: Can I just like barge into the room, throw him to the ground, pin him down for like three seconds, collect my lightweight championship trophy, and run out yelling like a madman?
D: lol sure
W: Alrighty then... see you in the news
W: its so funny.
D: what is
W: you. Your acquaintances are all like, 'you're sweet,' but me and Roy laugh and are like, 'you're a terrible person, it's hilarious.'
W: why are microwave minutes longer than regular minutes
W: they're micro, they should be smaller
W: are you done bedazzling the elevator
D: thats such a fun word
D: yes, it's been well and truly bedazzled
W: so are we gonna break into roy's apartment tonight or what
D: ya, but he has company so we need to be quiet
W: so...
D: ninja mode activated
D: I was born at an incredibly young age
W: I just said that to Roy and he threatened to kick me out of the car.
W: instead of 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' I think 'what doesn't kill you will likely try again' is more appropriate
D: more like 'what doesn't kill me had better start running'.
W: in today's saga of Me vs My Grandmother's Cat:
W: the cat has started carrying around butcher knives when I'm in the same room as it.
D: dude, what is it with you and your grandmother's cat.
W: mom just left me in the checkout line while she grabbed the milk
W: why am I panicking
W: she didn't leave me the money to pay,
W: the line is moving faster
W: dude im next
W: wth, did she go to Iowa for that milk?!
W: the cashier is checking out our stuff now, what do I do?!
W: I am sweating why I am sweating
W: and now I'm swearing
W: I SEE HER, THANK THE POWERS THAT BE
D: well this was entertaining.
W: shut up
D: today at school the teacher was talking about Vatican City, so Babs and I gave each other 'the look' and shouted 'VATICAN CAMEOS'
W: awesome.
D: three people ducked under their desks.
D: the pledge of allegiance is so weird. like, every day as a kid you guys chant how great america is every morning...kinda creepy.
W: wait, other countries don't do that?
D: dude, no.
D: GET ROY AND COME OVER NOW I AM PUTTING BUBBLE BATH IN THE HOT TUB
W: OMG WAIT FOR US
W: obtuse
W: rubber goose
W: green moose
W: guava juice
W: giant snake
W: Birthday cake
W: Large Fries!
W: CHOCOLATE SHAKE
D: ...I don't understand that reference
W: ...did you have tv as a kid?
D: no.
W: I just found my mom's fake ID from college
W: and Aunt Iris's...
D: funny, right? never pegged Iris as a 'Chanel Landy'
W: wtf dude!
W: so you're ignoring me now? I can see that is says you read my text.
D: I just fell off a roof so I'm kinda chillin for a minute
D: ugh
D: if cleanliness is next to godliness then your room must be a portal to hell
W: why did you buy a bunch of those stick figure decals?
D: I'm gonna randomly add family members to the windows of unattended vehicles.
W: ...and you didn't invite me.
W: just...NO.
W: I overheard Aunt iris tell a friend that the solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse
W: please, JUST...NO
D: good morning world!
W: I see our little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived
D: its amazing how with each day, we continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other.
W: I swear, cameras really should follow us around. we'd make a great reality show
W: but when will you be back?!
W: these 9 days have felt like an eternityyyy
W: I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet.
W: and you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be
W: answer me one thing:
W: WHY.
D: I meant to behave but there were too many other options
W: just relax and accept the crazy.
D: fine, we'll compromise. I'll get my way and you'll find a way to be okay with that.
W: I'm like Hagrid when around little kids.
W: "I shouldn't have said that. Should NOT have said that !"
D: According to WebMD, I'm probably dying
W: I just sneezed. According to WebMD, I'm probably dying too.
W: how are you feeling?
D: shattered dignity aside...not bad.
W: you almost set me on fire last night.
D: you probably deserved it
CRAZY PLANE FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT: CHBNewRomeHogwartsBerk, cutie0612 and I were able to get the engine going - thanks for the advice and help guys, but CHBNewRomeHogwartsBerk? Your plan worked brilliantly, except we forgot Spiderman on the tarmac...I'm not sure how he feels about this. Kinda worries me.
And could someone bring Envoy some peanuts? and maybe a bandaid? lol
And I hate to bring this up cause it's kind of awkward, but , um...did you guys get your parents permission to come onto the crazy plane? Cause if not, then you stowed away, and they're totally going to blame me for that. And if I get yelled at by your mom, I'm gonna yell at you. Or perhaps I should just remind you that this flight has no parachutes or oxygen masks...we took off 5 minutes ago...and I'm piloting.
According to 'YJ . and . Batfam's . Firecracker' , the authorities are hot on my tail, so that makes everyone on my flight... accomplices XD Ahaha, suckers. I wonder if they'll put out a reward out for my capture? It's up to 'YJ . and . Batfam's . Firecracker' to keep me updated on the whole fugitive thing. You guys better not snitch on me.
Damn and double damn. I recently read 3 or 4 Young Justice and Justice League crossovers that were SO GOOD, but NONE of them were finished, or updated in a long time! The risks of reading fanfiction, I suppose. Guess I'm guilty with this for one of my stories too...my discontinued one. Discontinued...heh, not for long, if you get my drift.
Oh btw, if this story reaches 666 reviews, I will develop superpowers.
I guess I really didn't realize how much the ramblings of an idiot mattered to you guys, haha.
To Percy James Frost and beth (guest): I am so glad this story was able to make you laugh, and help you through some tough times; I hope it keeps making you smile in the future. You guys are wonderful, remember to always keep fighting ;)
Shoutout to Ladnik, who sent in the (slightly modified) first text! Thx and booyah XD