(Special Guest appearances from Roy)
R: I don't care how hungry or impatient you are, the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it apart again to add power.
D: ya Wally. this isn't the Enterprise
R: and no more science in the microwave.
D: ... not even highlighters?
W: but roy,
W: SCIENCE
W: according to Roy, you and I go together like drunk and disorderly
D: that leaves the question of which one of us is 'drunk', and which one of us is 'disorderly'
W: ...this must be given serious thought. meet me at the cave and we'll discuss it. bring snacks.
W: I just prefer to not be at the receiving end of the bat-glare
D: been there, done that. Then been there a thousand more times because apparently i never learn
W: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
D: then it becomes a soap opera
W: dude.
W: you're mean.
D: you know what they say: If you can't say something nice...
D: say something witty and sarcastic
W: sup bro
D: just sitting here on the corner of Awesome and Bombdiggity
D: listen to me and listen to me closely
D: girls who can run in heels should be feared
D: do not underestimate them
W: I am certain that some days even the devil sits back and admires your work
D: I don't know what you're talking about, I'm 99% angel
W: but that one percent though...
D: i just spelled a word so wrong that even auto correct gave up on me
W: hey you know a word in the english language that is always spelled wrong?
W: wrong.
W: i would eat healthy but then remember 1 time when Adam and Eve ate an apple and doomed all of humanity so i dunno, better not risk it
D: well thats one excuse.
D: personally I think romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better.
W: a lot of people say that about us and the feline incident
D: do not bring it up
D: I am currently unsupervised
W: oh no
D: I know, it freaks me out too
D: the possibilities are endless
W: my itunes isn't working
D: I know, it has it all wrong
D: the hottest single of the year is me
D: the pollen levels are so high this year that the crackheads are trying to convert their meth back into sudafed
W: pfft. smartass.
D: I'm not a smartass, I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm
W: do you always have to be sarcastic
D: Me?
D: Sarcastic?
D: Never.
W: Congratulations, in the School of Life you've majored in Sarcasm with a minor in Smart Ass
D: Asking other people's names is weird.
W: how so?
D: It's basically asking, 'What noise should I make to get your attention?
D: awwwww
D: my middle finger likes you!
W: hey, I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show
W: I can rise and shine, just not at the same time
W: oh hey, you're here! im in the living room
D: listen
D: I'm just here to establish an alibi
W: EXPLAIN. NOW.
D: I didn't do it!
W: *sends picture*
D: oh wait THAT...
D: yes I did do THAT...
D: in my defense I was left unsupervised
W: look, right now I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you
D: I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
D: I'm fine
W: you don't look 'fine'
D: then stop looking
W: ... okay whats going on
D: nothing, everythings fine, im just on 500 mgs of Phukitol.
D: life is too short to be serious all the time
D: if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... and I'll laugh at you
W: thats a horrible idea
W: what time?
D: i dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig...
D: its not a very pretty poem, but its very deep
(Another Special Guest appearance from Roy)
R: I'll call u later, okay? I gotta pick up those jackasses
W: wrong persons Roy
R: oh sorry
D: ... are we 'those jackasses'?
R: yes.
The Crazy Plane is making a quick landing so that we can pick up everyone who didn't get on the first time...we'll be stopping in Albany Oregon to grab RainyDaysAreAwesome, so everyone else who wants to board - be there! Brilliant use of a Sherlock reference, RainyDays. And bring extra firecrackers. Adrianna Agray pointed out that we might very well have a traitor on board who's gonna rat me out...alright, who is it! Oh, and Adri, hop on in Oregon! Help us find the rat...
Iron Robin - feel free to hop on in Oregon, and bring a sanity parachute along ;) Thank goodness we have Romanian Robbie to help us avoid the League (I've heard Batman's onto us...) , I'm starting to get nervous, heh. And cutie0612 , by all means, bring bombs if you want. This isnt called the 'Crazy Plane' for nothing...
Thanks Firecracker, we'll stay in the U.S for now, but if the League sets after us, will flee to Canada!
Shoutout to ZapWBolt ! Ahh Im so happy this story helped recruit you into the fandom! That is totally asterous XD
The 'asking people's name' text was sent in from CHBNewRomeHogwartsBerk, thanks darlin! Hey, are the engines whining a little bit or is it just me? Hope we can make it to Oregon...guess we're all Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive, ah ah ah ah! Stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiive (you get my drift lol)
Guest of Honor - I'm thrilled that you're staying with us, you wanna come help me pilot?!
lmBH (guest) - I hope this story is able to keep making a difference in your life, I'll sure keep giving it my best - it means the world to me that it means so much to you
Booyah everyone,
R98 out