( Special guest...you know what, screw it - you guys know who the 'R' stands for.)
R: I need something thats more than coffee but less than cocaine
W: Lmao
D: Lol are you okay Roy
D: do you need us to come over
R: im not that desperate
W: yet.
D: I wish my life had background music so I knew when the heck I'm about to be kidnapped or shot
W: or for when I'm about to be slapped by a girl
D: or for when I'm about to slap you
W: ya, both
W: Artemis is being incredibly ambitchous today, more so than usual
D: ...that wasn't a typo, was it
W: no, it wasnt.
D: ya, you're the thinker!
D: listen genius, shut up and get your crap together, we're illegally bungee jumping among other things tonight
W: you're just a sarcastic little ray of sunshine mixed with a hurricane.
D: as far as I know, I'm delightful
W: I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it
D: all the fun people are the dedicated crazy ones
D: you're welcome
W: why were you shy earlier?
D: I wasn't being shy, I was holding back my awesomeness so I wouldn't intimidate them.
W: why are you SO EASILY DISTRACTED by shiny objects
D: don't judge what you don't understand
D: you alright?
W: I guess
D: its okay, you're just at that awkward stage between birth and death
W: ...gee, thanks
D: you're stuck being my best friend forever whether you like it or not because at this point you know way too much.
W: fair enough
D: the next sentence is true
D: the previous sentence is false
W: I...I cant...
W: IT DOES NOT COMPUTE
D: see if you can actually get Roy to kick you out of the car next time
D: shouldn't be hard for you
W: fine.
W: any suggestions?
D: tell him 'As strange as it might seem, my life is based on a true story', and then just randomly make computer beeping and blipping noises when it gets quiet
W: that'll do it.
D: *sends picture*
D: is this a praying mantis?
W: Yes.
W: Don't have sex with it, it will eat you afterwards.
D: good call. it was looking at me all seductive like
W: thats how they get you
W: I hate you
W: you hate me
W: let's go out and kill barney
W: with a baseball bat and a 4 by 4
W: NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
D: as a vigilante I cannot condone this violence
W: have you ever watched Barney?
D: no.
W: DON'T JUDGE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
W: im gay
W: im not gay Roy took my phone
W: seriously man, my nose.
D: when you tickle me I am not responsible for your injuries
W: hey call me back
W: i think i got it
W: but just in case, tell me the whole thing again
W: i wasn't listening
W: only 2% of the world has red hair
D: so basically you're a majestic unicorn.
D: I'm great at multitasking,
D: I can make roy mad, insult you, and amuse myself all at the same time
W: well, you're not wrong.
D: were you ever able to angrily say bubbles
W: my mom just came in and checked on me
D: were you trying to angrily yell 'bubbles' ?
W: maybe.
D: I have this untested theory that an apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
W: we could test it on Roy
D: ya, we could test it on Roy
D: In case of emergency, don't break glass, break DANCE
W: this is why our parents insist on us having adult supervision.
W: What do you mean you 'accidentally pick-pocketed the president of the United States'?!
D: I didn't do it on purpose! I don't have to explain myself to you
W: Course not, just save it.
W: for when you'll be doing the explaining to the president
D: if anyone, ANYONE, asks, I've been with you and Roy at his place for the past 2 hours, okay
W: what?
D: OKAY!?
W: Alright, got it!
D: Morning checklist, go!
W: Clothed?
D: check!
W: Cookies?
D: check!
W: Homework?
D: check!
W: Utility belt?
D: check!
W: Sanity?
D: ...sanity? Sanity?!
W: Aaaand we have a runner!
Shoutout to Aprotny! Haha, booyah mate, see you in Oregon!
With the Guest of Honor co-piloting with me, we'll be making stops at Oregon, Montana, Iowa, Canada, the UK, South Africa, and Antarctica...well that escalated quickly O.O And anyone else who wants to board, I'll pick you up at the corner of Awesome and Bombdiggity ;)
I agree with Iron Robin, we should totally put an ocean between us and the U.S. - cutie0612 has got the arsenal covered, thanks darlin, you're priceless. Don't worry about fuel, this plane runs on insanity (we'll never run out, Lol). Adrianna Agray is providing an awesome robot, and spiderman (why not bring deadpool too?!). Our wifi is totally secure, and I didn't think far enough ahead for meals, so we're basically all stuck with breaded cheesesticks, shrimp sushi, and cheerios. Oh and Adri - you can bring your pets! Everyone, bring your pets! Especially if you have a talking bird!
Isn't it awesome how in the category of Cartoons on this website, Young Justice is the 7th most popular?! Let's take our rightful place at throne and be number 1 most popular...
I truly wonder how many times the writers of the show have clicked on the Young Justice fanfiction archive. Surely at least once out of curiosity, right?
31 chapters. This is NUTS