W: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
D: as a disney kid, I know for a fact that the fox says 'Oo-De-Lally'
W: this is a terrible, horrible, incredibly foolish idea
D: lets do it and see what happens
D: how to twerk:
W: wtf
D: step 1: Don't.
W: I will get all of these groceries into the house in one trip even if it kills me
D: you're going to dislocate your shoulders
W: it matters not
W: my baaaad
D: that is not a proper apology
W: 'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' mean the same thing
D: unless you're at a funeral.
W: ...
W: how much do you weigh?
D: one hundred and sexy
D: the chains on my mood swing just snapped
D: run
W: what do you call a group of kids?
D: according to Bruce, a migraine.
W: my room isn't messy...
W: it's just an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
D: is that why you didn't answer my call
W: actually I took too long to answer and ended up missing it cause I was jamming out to the ringtone
W: I don't like salad
W: or eye contact
W: they both make me uncomfortable
D: ...salad makes you uncomfortable?
W: yes.
W: we might have a crisis I dunno for sure yet
D: No, we can't have a crisis, my schedule is already full
D: how the heck am I supposed to explain this?!
W: ...aliens?
D: ...then it sounds like I'm blaming M'gann or Connor!
W: there is a snake in my tent
D: isn't camping great?
W: there is a literal SNAKE IN MY TENT
D: Go with the blue sweater, you're even prettier than usual in it
W: I know right
D: shut up I mean to send that to Babs
W: so...chickens can float. Or swim?
W: they're buoyant.
W: this is so weird
W: you kidnapped me!
D: only for a little bit...
W: I can't believe you kidnapped me!
D: well you weren't cooperating, what else was I supposed to do?!
D: Small fire! I said to set a small fire!
D: this is not small!
D: I taught you how to pick locks and this is how you're using that skill?
D: don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
W: not until 4.
D: so whats the plan?
W: my plan was to follow your plan!
D: how to be seductive: head tilt, hooded eyes, raised eyebrow, little smirk
D: how to be evil: head tilt, hooded eyes, raised eyebrow, little smirk
W: I can see how this is a problem
W: according to my teacher, in English, a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.
D: Yeah, right.
W: ...
D: uuuughhhh a whole 2 weeks of studying Romeo and Juliet, kill me now.
W: benvolio!
W: is the day so young?
D: it's 9.
W: ay me! sad hours seem long!
D: k
W: aren't you going to ask why I'm sad?
W: just go on tumblr and you'll get everything you need for Romeo and Juliet
D: What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
D: What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
D: Very balcony. Such climb
D: Much love. So propose. Wow, marriage
D: Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
D: Such exile. Very mantua. Much sad.
D: So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
D: Much sad! Wow, Juliet! Such death! Very suicide
W: there you go. there's your assignment to turn in.
W: I am roasting, why is it so hot
D: Romeo and Juliet act 2 scene 5 line 176: "You are too hot."
W: hot damn
W: make a playwright want to retire man
D: stop. Wait a minute. fill my cup put some poison in it
D: Take a sip, fake your death,
D: Juliet! Exit left!
Looks like the Crazy Plane will be stopping in Arizona, Hong Kong, and Germany - we are doing some serious globe trotting! Shoulda brought some basketbal...hey! bunny456! Quit eating all the cookies! You - no way. You ate them all, but left the oatmeal raisin cookies...how could you?! I thought we were friends! Well now you get to pick all the raisins out of the remaining cookies so that they are at least edible. *sigh*
Okay well I just made a bet with my co-pilot that she couldn't pull of the corkscrew maneuver, and from the look on her face she's gonna either pull it off or end up killing us all from trying, so...fasten your seatbelts. Hope you guys don't easily get airsick, cause things are about to escalate quickly XD
Curious Me - if you wanna sign up, totally go for it!
Shoutout to Kikkiyoshi-Star! Well I hope this chapter lived up to your anticipation!