R: why is wally bleeding
D: because he's an idiot
R: I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose
D: I think it's a new phenomenon
W: I'm still here you know.
D: I just replaced the cans of air freshners in Roy's apartment with air horns
W: and now we wait
W: I can feel you judging me
D: it's what I do
D: it's a hobby
D: the opposite of office is onfire
W: okay
D: I got him.
W: Who?
D: Could you bring the bullets, i didn't bring a bag.
W: WHAT!
D: Oh sorry, that was meant for someone else.
W: But-WHAT!
D: I was talking to Roy about bringing Kal so we could have a nerf battle at the park.
W: Oh you had me worried there for a second.
D: hey, remember the Shakespeare code?
W: that doctor who episode? Yeah, why?
D: remember when the doctor was talking about how he cried after reading book seven of Harry potter? W: yeah
D: I figured out why he cried
W: why?
D: because Hermione's daughter's name was Rose!
W: DUDE
D: the year is 2020
D: everyone has perfect vision
D: I just yawned so hard I think my soul left my body
W: there was a soul in there?
W: uuuhhn
W: whaa?
W: why m i in hospital
W: what s the wifi password
D: I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward after this but I have to know, I have kept this in for a long while and its about time I was straight up and just confront you about it. I hope this doesn't ruin the friendship we have. I just need to know and I cant see any other way to get around this, it just doesnt seem fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is, I just need your honesty...
D: do you know the muffin man?
W: ...
W: shove it where the sun don't shine.
D: is that a no?
D: knock knock
W: whos there
D: Yah
W: Yah who?
D: Nah bro, I prefer google
W: goodnight, don't let the demons drag you into hell and devour your soul :)
D: dammit Wally, Bruce saw that
D: If Carly Rae Jepson dropped her phone in a pool again how will we call her maybe
W: we have to borrow maroon 5's payphone
D: but what if Cee Lo Green says the change in our pockets isn't enough
W: we can borrow money from Travie McCoy, he's a billionare
D: yeah, and if have extra money we can pop tags with Macklemore
W: Roy hit a bunny :/
D: oh no...easter is cancelled, tell roy thanks a lot
D: here comes peter cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity OH NO here comes Roy *SPLAT*
W: COMING SOON (speakers blow out)
W: TO OWN ON DVD (scrambles for the remote)
W: AND VIDEO CASSETE (atomic bomb explodes in living room)
D: the good old days
D: listen
D: Im the brains of this operation,
D: and I say that we are in SERIOUS trouble!
W: You didn't seriously...?
D: Yep.
W: you just...?
D: yep.
W: does that mean...?
D: quite probably.
W: ...how long have you been standing there?
D: longer than you'd like.
D: did you turn out the lights?
W: no
D: then we have a problem
W: my shin is bruised.
D: well if you'd woken up properly the first time I kicked you, I wouldn't have had to do it 4 more times
D: hey
D: theres a closet inside my closet
D: There is a passageway inside the closet's closet
D: ...would you like to join me in a possible adventure
W: DEAR HEAVENS YES
W: Compliment me
D: you don't suck
We've started Arrow (me and my sibs) and I've just been like, 'HALF OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FROM SUPERNATURAL', and then the lady who voices Cheshire appeared and spoke, therefore I started shouting 'CHESHIRRRRRE!' and couldn't stop freaking out cause come on...CHESHIRE!
(Slightly modified) Bullet text was sent in by twisty slinky, and the Doctor who text was sent in by Thats Terrible (guest) - thanks guys ;)
I feel like the Crazy Plane might be lacking in entertainment, so here's the deal. We're gonna do our own play of Romeo and Juliet (scribbled. ink directs it), and there is no dialogue to memorize - we're all just gonna ab lib the whole thing. Now that's entertainment.
Guess we're stopping in Virginia and Australia next! However, going over a large body of water might be a bad idea; I can barely function, let alone pilot after last night's Supernatural episode...I have a Crazy boat we can swim to just in case we go down over an ocean, but I get seasick so let's try and avoid that.
Fare Thee Well,
*gross sobbing over Supernatural while I sit in the cockpit*