W: woke up early
W: there was no worm
W: LIES
W: my life is made of LIES
W: so we just got a new sofa from The Sofa King
W: its so fluffy this is awesome
D: I guess you could say you're 'Sofa King happy'
W: *dead*
D: why did Adele cross the road?
D: to say hello from the other side
W: how would you describe finishing the school year
D: WE'RE DEAD
D: WE'RE DEAD
D: WE SURVIVED BUT WE'RE DEAAAAD
D: the call disconnected, are you okay?!
W: NO
W: ITS WAS A FREAKING ELECTRIC FENCE
D: I have been cursing in ice cream flavors, Bruce just told me to stop
W: how to you curse in ice cream flavors
D: what the mint chocolate chip did he say about me
D: I'll kick his rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of him
W: that was beautiful
W: what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back
D: that would be alarming
D; hands up if you didn't get enough sleep last night!
W: *Violently throws hands up towards the heavens*
W: friendship is so weird
D: I know, but I am curious to your personal reasons
W: you just pick a human you've met and you're like "yep, I like this one" and you just do stuff with them
D: awesome stuff though.
W: ya pretty awesome stuff
D: i've lost my mind
W: you are clearly making no effort to look for it
D: you could help
W: nah
D: okay so lets say 'what doesn't kill you' actually makes you stronger. whatever.
D: I will be expecting my superpowers and new cape any day now
D: whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid things is FIRED
W: I'll let roy know.
D: why is it when my phone falls, I panic, but when you fall, I laugh
W: its because you're a 'fun sized' satan.
D: I just stepped on a corn flake
D: now I am officially a cereal killer
D: I've decided to cut back on being sarcastic
W: really.
D: I solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with a T, like Tuesday, Thursday...
D: and Today and Tomorrow
D: XD
W: so i've been calling in sick to places I don't even work at
D: hilarious.
W: An American invades foreign land, kills local leadership, struggles to find exit strategy
D: what?
W: it's a movie
D: oh sounds cool lets watch it what movie
W: The Wizard of Oz
D: I'm gonna stab you with a rusty fork.
W: hang on mom wants me to vacuum my room
W: I just youtubed a vacuum sound on my computer so its playing while here I am lying on my bed texting you
D: type something with your forehead then send it and I'll try and decipher it
W: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I don't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally, and irrevocably in love with him.
D: how the heck do you expect me to make heads or tails of that complete gibberish.
D: everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
W: I have seen the light
D: what's my name
W: F-R-A-N-C-I-S
D: I can say the alphabet backwards
W: you need to be contained. no one should have that much power.
W: i can't stop laughing
D: im going to hit you so hard, words describing the impact will appear out of thin air
W: I need to get a life
D: check Amazon
D: Some kid was riding a bike in Walmart
D: He ran over my foot
D: I accidentally just taught a four year old to swear in German
D: which country has the most birds
D: portuGEESE
W: wait
D: no no I know thats a language hang on
D: portuGULL
W: nice recovery
D: don't you mean nice reDOVEery
W: turkey, how did we miss turkey
(Modified) Amazon text is sent in from That's terrible (guest), and the Walmart text was sent in by Envoy (guest) - Thanks peeps, they were great XD
I will get busy updating other stories soon! Like this fic's counterpart. I am so behind there are like 10 stories/chapters I need to write this week
It's up to Miss Ghoulish, TheZodiacDragon, Amelia Loves Anime, Guest of Honor, cocopops1995, and scribbled. ink will be in charge of our ridiculous and completely improvised Romeo and Juliet play, it ought to be a riot…let us know who you guys are casting for the roles. I'll take one for the team and be Juliet, unless someone else volunteers! please volunteer, and save a life ;)
I'm emotionally stable again, but thanks so much for your concern, Iron Robin. Guest of Honor is my copilot and cutie0612 is my backup copilot, but you can be my backup's backup copilot ;)
CuzImBatman was followed by piranhas, so I'm trying to figure out a way to deal with that current issue. Should we keep them in a fish tank? Throw them out the plane? Eat them? I dunno. They obviously have a grudge against a certain passenger on the plane *cough* CuzImBatman *cough* sigh. this is your fault.
Ohh, looks like we're heading to Florida, Seattle, New York, Ireland, ummm have we been to England? Well we're going again :)
According to Firecracker we have a situation! The league scanners have picked up our signal so we gotta amscray! We're heading North - to Alaska! We are officially on the run! Hang on I've actually got a series of books about this to consult, lemme call Gordon Korman!
The Justice League will never catch us! haha, suckers!