W: now what
D: well nobody is going to believe us, so call me and we'll go over our version of the story
D: let's go to the park and dig a hole, name it love,
D: and watch people fall in love
W: ...I'll get the shovel
W: eat whatever you want and if people lecture you about it,
W: eat them too
W: there is nothing to fear but fear itself
D: ...and spiders
D: Lies: 1. Just one more episode
D: 2. Just one more page
D: 3. Just one more bite
D: 4. Just 5 more minutes
D: I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy and innocent
W: i c anT brthE
D: fine, alright you can stop laughing now
D: always remember these two words, they will open every door in your life:
D: 'Push' and 'Pull'
W: i'm having an out-of-money experience
D: the words 'out-of-money' confuse me, please explain
W: bite me.
D: why dont you buy me a drink first
D: if I'm damned if I do and damned if I dont,
D: Then dammit I'm doing it
W: pandas are so chill
W: why can't i just be a panda
W: you know its a very very bad situation when I am the voice of reason
D: we're not at that point
W: yet.
D: I love italian food
W: eat the spagetti to forgetti your regretti
W: Roy just told me an awesome joke, here it is
W: "mickey mouse, you say you want to divorce minnie because she was...extremely silly?"
W: "No, I said she was f***ing goofy.
D: I'm gonna wing it
W: I advise against this
D: I got nothing else
W: then make me proud
W: you never told me you have a horse!
W: what's it's name!?
D: Well we call her Thunder for short
D: I get to enter her in races, the full name is Thunder Takes The Lead
W: you little troll.
W: what's forrest gump's password?
D: 1Forrest1
W: its no fun when you always know the joke.
D: two words come to mind when I hear you speak: delusional and weirdo
D: and if I had to pick a third...goofy. Just plain goofy.
W: well at least Im not f****** goofy
D: dude.
W: WE'RE GONNA DIE
D: think positive!
W: WE'RE GONNA DIE QUICKLY
D: whatever meds you were on last night made you as loopy as me with the alligator boot incident
W: what
D: you kept trying to highlight me cause you said I was important
W: what color was the highlighter
D: blue. and then you went on a rant about how blue my eyes are, and how they put the blue
highlighter to the utmost shame, and microwaved it for it's shortcomings.
W: ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel?
D: "and then there's this complete jackass"
W: on a scale of 1 to Australia how dangerous are we talking
D: throwing an apple at Roy
W: whoa. okay we are not doing something that dangerous.
W: describe yourself in once sentence
D: I don't cause commotions, I am one.
W: I trusted you.
D: i told you, it was an accident.
W: no, you KNEW i was groggy and out of it, and had literally just brushed my teeth. it was completely intentional.
D: you didn't have to drink it!
W: the orange juice was in a brown cup with a lid, how was I supposed to know?!
D: merely an unfortunate coincidence!
D: when I watch movies where someone is trapped underwater, I hold my breath to see if I
would have survived
D: almost died in Finding Nemo
W: how much do you love me
D: so love. very much.
W: On a scale of 0 to cheeseburgers?
D: cheeseburgers with bacon
W: ...and you claim we're not a couple
D: we're not.
D: just so you know,
D: i never liked your spinach puffs
D: NEVER
W: *GASP*
D: pull the lever Kronk
W: okay
D: WRONG LEVEERRRRRR!
D: ...why do we even HAVE that lever
W: Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of
calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath.
W: This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
W: you're either insane or brilliant
D: its amazing how thing the line is between those two traits
D: stages of friendship:
D: asks for piece of gum
D: asks for piece of gum but sneaks one regardless
D: simply helps oneself to piece of gum
D: takes last piece without asking and laughs about it
D: takes last piece of gum in secret, then remakes the wrapper and puts it back to make it look like theres still one piece.
W: and then theres us, where you take my whole packet and offer me one piece of my own gum.
D: I need to go take a shower
W: okay
W: dirty boy
D: lol i'm so dirty
W: how dirty
D: really dirty
D: like running through sewers chasing Killer Croc dirty
W: lol okay go take a shower
D: ya
W: quick question
W: why was Artemis chasing you through the sewers
D: I said Killer Croc, not Killer Crock
W: oh right, my mistake.
D: someone wrote Sugar, we're going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now the school is on lockdown omg
D: THE POLICE ARE HERE
W: dude Lol
D: Barbara is in the corner laughing, I wonder...
D: SHE DID
W: are you not going to ask her the source of the blood
Oh no, another person has died of laughter! RIP HunterofHorcruxes, we will give you a lovely eulogy. But dangit, now I've got one more to add to the police charges - the price of comedy, I suppose.
We have to make a few detours, then the crazy plane will be back on course for Alaska! Meanwhile we have rotten eggs to hold the Leaguers off, mwuahahahaha
I will include requests in the next chapter, keep yer eyes out!
FuzzyElf24 - thanks for coming on board, and for your contribution of the two crazy cats and spoons, Lol
The girl who envies books - its too risky to land, but we're gonna throw a rope ladder down to you, then will pull you up; bring the fish tank! brilliant idea for the piranhas!
CHBNewRomeHogwartsBerk - the user above is bringing a fish tank for the piranhas, so the mascot idea is perfect! whoo!
Firecracker-TheBatCrazyDemigod - I know I know I'm trying to get to alaska but MY PEOPLE NEED ME ahhh, okay is there some way we can keep running interference?! Iron Robin can help!
SHoutout to call-know-it-all - thank ya so much darlin! You be there, and we'll get you ;)
We're picking up everyone who got left behind! So just look for a plane that has 'The girl who envies books' hangin off a rope ladder, crazy cats and improvised plans, while rapid fangirl screams and chaos is heard within. I'm afraid we do draw a lot of attention to ourselves XD
I get a lot of ideas for this story from tumblr or memes, and a lot of it is just random stuff I come up with - yay for randomness
Unfortunely I can't respond to every review, but I see, read, and love them all! Keep being crazy, guys, its the only requirement needed for getting a ticket on this plane!
Wait, hang on...a chunk of sanity is stuck in the left engine, its freezing up! I need CHBNewRomeHogwartsBerk and a few volunteers to try and get it unlodged, while Guest of Honor, cutie0612, and Iron Robin meet with me in the cockpit! We are over the Pacific, so if we can't fix this, swim to the Crazy boat and we will get to alaska on that!