R: saw on the news that there was an escape from the mental hospital nearby.
R: which one of you crazies got out and where should I pick you up
W: too late
D: we're at your window already
W: no but what if your drawings actually came to life
D: ...
D: ME HOY MINOY
D: whatcha doin
W: sleepin
D: whatcha doin later
W: sleeping
D: okay
W: but is the S or C silent in scent?
D: STOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIT
D: today I was buying something and the store owner looked up and said something in chinese and I was so surprised I said 'what' in Russian and we just stared at each other for a full 10 seconds
D: like what the heck we are in Spain
W: so what are your top 10 favorite Sherlock episodes
D: thats cold man.
W: just a friendly tip,
W: DO NOT PUT BANANAS IN THE MICROWAVE
W: THEY ARE FLAMMABLE
D: why did you put bananas in the microwave
W: SCIENCE
D: still don't see why I had to go in.
W: you were the first one done eating.
W: i'm on my 7th taco, so can't exactly do the shopping, and Roy is on phone with Dinah
D: I could get kidnapped.
W: don't forget the Totinos pizza rolls
D: Got everything. Gonna find the cutest cashier and get checked out.
W: send me a pic
D: *sends selfie from self checkout counter*
D: found the cutest cashier.
D: should I do it or no
D: hello
D: helloooo
D: hey wally my arm just got chopped off by a psycho killer
W: ok im sorry I will save you
D: I already bled to death
D: thats what happens when you take 20 minutes to reply to texts
D: People die.
W: I'd walk through fire for you
W: well, not fire, that would be kinda dangerous
W: but a super humid room...but not too humid, because, you know...my hair.
D: same.
D: just go, 'but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuum!
W: can you translate this I don't know british
D: I'll do my best.
D: *ahem* AY YO MA
W: where do pigeons sleep at night?
D: they don't they mutate into bats think about it have you ever seen a bat and a pigeon in the same place
D: may you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people
W: it already terrifies people
D: true.
W: roses are red
W: violets are red...
W: tulips are red...
W: petunias are red...
W: I accidentally set the flower garden on fire:
W: I'm grounded.
D: ring around the rosie
D: a pocket full of posies
D: ashes, ashes
D: 1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death
W: why are you so mean.
D: actually, I'm median and mode
W: don't even start it
D: no need to be irrational about this.
D: "I never said she stole my money"
D: this sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word
W: dude. whoa.
W: ugh my stomach growled really loud in French
W: I would like to clarify that my stomach did not speak French, it growled in French class
D: bonjour
D: le growl
D: hon hon hon feed me a baguette
W: shut up
D: bouncy castle at 3 o'clock
D: last one there is a mature loser
W: you have a problem.
D: I just think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas
D: pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i can't reach
W: sucks to be short. lol
D: I'd get it but I don't want to jump to conclusions.
W: ...
D: ya. you got owned.
D: stress level:
D: Princess Mia driving the Stang.
W: a rolled up tortilla is a perfect substitute for your finger in regards to using a touch screen
D: good to know.
W: I typed that last message with a tortilla
W: I just electrocuted myself omg
D: how shocking
D: how do you currently feel?
W: im kind of amped
D: Watt I can't hear you
W: I said it hertz a lot
W: it's fun making up Ace Hardware sales pitches
W: 'Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws'
D: what
W: 'Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket'
D: seriously
W: 'Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we're still happy to see you'
D: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH
W: Admit it, you're laughing.
D: shut up.
All the requests would have made this chapter really really way too long - they'll start off the next chapter - patience, my young padawans XD
Hey, remember when I said in Chapter 7 that this fic was finished? *Laughs at naive past self* - Well anyway, a reviewer pointed out that this fic says it's Complete, which was an oversight on my part - I'll change that to 'In Progress', don't freak out! :) We are by no means at the end of the rope for this story. Even though its getting so out of hand that it should be. heh.
*sigh*. The Supernatural Season 11 Finale. *Bangs head against window* Amiright?! Hello Hellatus, my old friend...
ATTENTION - WE HAVE LOST AN ENGINE, WILL ALL PERSONNEL TRYING TO FIX IT PLEASE COME BACK INTO THE PLANE FOR YOUR OWN TEMPORARY SAFETY
I'm gonna count down from 10, and when I reach zero, jump! And for the love of all that's good in this world, when you guys jump, don't forget the snacks, crazy cats, and piranhas! There's a few pool noodles in the back compartment, if anyone wants to grab a one. Don't take mine though, it's blue and has Supernatural written all over it in Sharpie. The crazy boat is a HUGE inflatable raft, complete with bouncy house. It's close, as long as you guys don't drown - sharks aren't a problem, btw, I've got some shark-repellent bat-spray *snorts in amusement*; If only we had had some sanity-repellent bat-spray, this whole mess could have been avoided...
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1...
* A BIG FREAKING ZERO*
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, JUMP!
*represses urge to add 'you fools!' at the end of that*