Texts/requests sent in from readers! Many are moderately tweaked :
(Leaffeather2)
W : There were 244 seeds on one of my strawberries
D : So?
D : Wait how did u count them
D : Why did u count them
D : Cuz only an idiot would count strawberry seeds
D : I feel like I've been pranked
D : And I don't know why but 244 is a cool number
(MagicWarriorDragon)
W: did you know the brain is able to block out bad memories?
D: I'm surprised I even recognize your face
(Sapphire363)
W: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are violet, not effing blue
D: 'Roses are red and violets are blue' that's what they say, but it isn't true. Roses are red, and apples are too, but violets are violet, violets aren't blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green and a pinky's not pink, so what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not, we defile it, but ahh, what the heck, it's hard to rhyme violet.
(EmbraceSadness)
W: You know, when chemists die
W: They barium
D: Well, i suppose that they'll "Barry" you're uncle as well, huh?
W:…dude
(Envoy)
D: omg
D: he believed me
W: DUDE!
W: Are you somehow descended from Ferris Bueller?
W: Is the ability to lie out of your ass and have people believe you genetic?!
(BurgerMeister3)
D: If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know
W: so its puns today, eh?
W: In that case, I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
(CHBNewRomeHogwartsBerk)
W: How dangerous is this scheme of yours
D: It's not a scheme, its a Grand Master Plan!
D: and btw, it's to sing Frozen around Roy
W: you're insane
D: I prefer the term 'adorable megalomaniac'
W: this seems like a very bad idea
D: so, when ya wanna do it?
W: lets go with Thursday
(That's terrible)
D: I've just thought of a good idea
W: oh, no. What.
D: I'm going to leave my Facebook information with you so after I die you can continue posting for me
W: dude.
(CHBNewRomeHogwartsBerk)
W: HEY
W: okay so I'm making crescent rolls and I stabbed the thing with a spoon like it said and the dough just sprung out
W: What is this witchcraft
(Thats all the requests, thanks for sending them in guys!)
W: I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon
D: where the heck are you?
W: he's winning.
W: there's this thing on tumblr that says 'Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?'
W: you shoot me and then we split the cash and boom now both of us are rich
D: you can shoot me also then we will have 20 million thats 10 million each instead of 5
W: ya good thinking
D: I'm your best friend
D: I would die for you
W: ya but did you steal my chips
D: yes...
W: *sends picture*
W: should I buy this garden gnome
D: absolutely
W: okay
W: I put him in my bedroom window
W: Named him Gned
D: gnice
W: I hate it when you gently throw your phone on the couch and it decides to bounce off three walls, knock over a lamp, and kill your grandmother's cat.
D: again with the freakin cat.
D: Fun fact: So if you bite it and you die, its poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
W: what it if bites itself and I die?
D: its voodoo.
W: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
D: that's correlation, not causation
W: what if we bite each other and neither of us die
D: thats kinky
W: DUDE
D: do you know how to fit an elephant into a safeway bag?
W: how?
D: take the 's' out of 'safe', and the 'f' out of 'way'
W: theres no 'f' in way
W: …
D: it's officially opposite day
W: so technically that means we are a couple
D: …
W: lol
W: so whatcha doing 'bae'
D: I'm breaking up with you
D: is what I'm doing
W: nah
D: You can't NAH ME
D: how does it feel to not be a couple anymore
W: I wouldn't know
D: LET ME BREAK UP WITH YOU
W: nah
The reviews are KILLING me they're so funny, especially all the responses to me telling you all to jump; EdwardElric3oct10 said, "EVERYONE! BE SHERLOCK!" - that just slayed me.
I've just graduated high school (yay!) so have a ton of stuff and SAT crap to do, so can't do a Crazy plane/boat flight announcement right now, but will in the next chapter! Just stay afloat guys! Get to the huge inflatable raft!
I will also be catching up on the all the personal messages from this and last month - I'm really behind in everything, sorry!
Keep an eye out for updates in:
This story,
The Tales Behind the Texts
Young Justice Watches Young Justice
Lazy Days at the Circus - Or Not
Apparently there is a Young Justice, Dick and Wally skit on youtube based off of this story - real fun stuff! Wish they, or someone, could continue it and/or make a small short-video series based off of it. Heh, would be fun.