W: that awkward moment in Chemistry class when we have to pair up and suddenly I'm the most popular person in class
D: you're always the most popular to me bro, even when you have no class
W: how do you manage to be sweet and yet completely insult me at the same time
W: do you ever clean out the fridge and its like...ew.
W: and then ewwwwww wtf.
W: oh what's in this containter *cracks lid* MOTHER OF-
D: only at Roy's.
D: don't do it it's probably booby-trapped
W: LOL
W: you said 'trapped'!
D: I am in hell
D: This is literally hell
D: Please grip me tight and raise me from perdition
W: where are you
D: Classical english
W: And there's gonna be a day when you're standing in the hall of fame!
D: More like 'there's gonna be a day when you're face is on the wall of shame!'
D: I'm sorry
D: I didn't mean to hit you in the eye with a piece of bacon
D: I'm so tired I just read 'rude awakening' as 'nude awakening'
W: I can't stop laughing
D: I need to go to bed
D: When I say "BREAK" you say "UP"!
D: BREAK
W: nah
D: LET ME BREAK UP WITH YOU
W: there's someone else isn't there
W: salt is so cheap wth why is salt to cheap
W: It is literally 89 cents for one of those one pound canisters
W: I just bought ten pounds of salt this is awesome
D: PSA, Sebastian Stan is literally identical Luke Skywalker have you seen him it's like he's a clone
D: DISNEY OWNS MARVEL AND STAR WARS
D: IF THEY DON'T DO SOMETHING WITH THIS IMMA START A RIOT
W: when taylor swift sings 'and the fella over there with the hella good hair' she does not refer to you
D: well she sure as hell aint talkin about you
W: she obviously is talking about Sam Winchester
W: have you seen those glorious locks
D: I do not understand the phrase 'I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him'
D: Is the distance you can throw someone supposed to be an accurate gauge and measure on how much you can trust them? You can throw a lot of people pretty far, doesn't exactly mean you can trust them though. And vica versa.
D: today is Monday, I feel like we should do something illegal
W: I have 50 boxes of cake mix we need to start making cakes ASAP
D: that works too.
D: you should wake up
D: And talk to me
D: Because I am more awesome than sleep
D: You know you wanna
D: I hope your ringer is on really loud and this is p*ssing you off
D: DING DING DING DING
W: imma kill you
D: Success
W: Don't go bacon my heart
D: I couldn't if I fried
D: The word 'darling' is derived from and Old English term meaning 'favorite minion'
W: hello darling
D: making my way downtown
D: still making my way downtown
D: downtown is farther than I originally thought
D: seriously tho did someone move downtown
W: maybe you should have taken the bus
D: Day 194: Finally made it downtown
D: dang, Barbara isn't home
D: making my way back uptown
W: roses are red
W: violets are blue
W: but I wouldn't know that
W: because you never bring me flowers
W: you bastard
D: why would I bring flowers when I always bring the aster
D: sleep is for the weak
D: nvm I am sleeping for a week
D: it's thursday
D: or as I like to call it
D: 'day 4 of the hostage situation'
W: 'go hang a salami' backwards is 'im a lasagna hog'
D: how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this
W: I love you so much I would provide you with an alibi in the event that your crazy ass snapped
D: funny that you should mention that, cause as a matter of fact...
W: what did you do.
W: so mom lost her phone yesterday
W: and how some homeless guy keeps facetiming me and telling me he's my new dad
D: LMAO
W: k im going to bed
D: k
D: *sends creepy picture of Slenderman*
D: gnight ;)
W: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
(Appearance from Roy)
R: No, no, absolutely not I forbid this
D: Wally, thoughts?
R: do not encourage him West
W: Don't listen to him Dick, he's trying ot lead you down the path of righteousness
W: I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks
FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT:
I thought I told you all to jump, what are some of you guys still doing on the plane?! *tosses the stragglers out of the plane* Swim towards the inflatable raft! It's got a fricking bouncy house, you can't miss it!
*grabs backpack and starts throwing random stuff in it* Um right lets see keys phone wheres my keys wait I dont need keys *the back of plane catches fire* TIME TO GO
*JUMPS OUT OF PLANE*
*SCREAMING*
OH HI EVERYONE ELSE I SHOVED OUT OF THE PLANE HOW IS BREATHING
OKAY YA I KNOW THIS WASNT THE GREATEST IDEA
*SPLASH*
Alright where the stinking raft...Oh hello everyone who jumped of their own accord, ya I'm soaked too, lets just pretend this is the Second Task in the Triwizard Tournament so that it doesnt suck so much haha okay I see the raft so follow me
Everyone all together now, "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!"
Louder for the people in the back!
JUST KEEP SWIMMING
IF YOU SEE A SHARK JUST REMEMBER, YOU ARE FRIEND, NOT FOOD
P. S. 'When Robin and Kid Flash Are Alone' is the name of the Youtube video, I liked it a lot :)