(Chapter heavily features Roy)

R: geez what the hell is wrong with you

W: everything

D: except for the way I dress

W: hey roy

R: what

D: what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulance, and 2 firetrucks have in common?

R: …

D: they're all parked in front of your apartment building

R: I hate you guys

D: lol, you still hungover?

R: this is your fault

R: I haven't been sober in 2 days

W: then be sober

R: no

R: me and a few High school buddies are going camping so don't go into my apartment while I'm gone

W: um…

D: okay.

R: uh oh looks like drunk canoeing

D: text us if you survive

R: LAND HO BITCHES

R: Why did the turkey cross the road?

W: …

D: to show that he wasn't chicken

R: No. He didn't cross. He's an assh*le and just stood in front of my car for 5 minutes

R: I don't like it

W: you don't like anything

R: I like you two

D: …why do after midnight conversations get so emotional

R: shut up

W: I could eat a whale and still be hungry 5 minutes after

D: a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after

W: you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after

D: you could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after

R: are you guys traffic signs because you need to stop

R: officially hit rock bottom. thanks guys.

W: well now the only place to go is up!

D: You underestimate him. He's got a pickaxe and is willing to dig.

R: There is a thin line between being sassy and being an assh*le

W: and?

R: and you two cross it every day.

D: …

R: Can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep.

D: I'LL GIVE YOU A HUG

W: I'LL GIVE YOU THE VODKA

R: are you guys dressing preppy or homeless

D: honestly we're just gonna wear whatever you have in your closet

W: so homeless.

R: Call me in 5 min say I gotta come get one of you

W: Level 1 to 10 emergency?

R: Level 10 get me outta here

D: okay I'll even start crying put me on speaker

D: Come here

W: why?

D: just come here

W: no you're gonna hit me

W: it's like we finish each other's

D: government conspiracy theories

W: so what, are you going to be bitchy all day today

D: yes

D: I'm so full I'm not gonna eat for a day

W: I have brownies

D: bring them forth

W: I need advice

W: nvm I already did the stupid thing

D: the restaurant I'm at has forks that have 3 prongs instead of 4

D: they're not forks they're threeks

D: what are they called again

D: the yellow flowers

D: that are like 'noot noot'

W: …daffodils?

D: YES those

W: from now on I'm calling them noot noot flowers

W: someone just tried to rob an Apple store at the mall

D: does that make you an iWitness

W: Aunt Iris put a string of lights in my room and THEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM

W: ITS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN

D: seems like theres panic at the disco

W: THIS IS NOT A JOKE

D: Blood is red

D: the ocean is blue

D: if you fall into Tartarus

D: I'd fall with you

W: NO NO STOP IT

W: TOO SOON

D: YOU IDIOT

W: I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT BUT WHY?

W: Ice skating is like walking in cursive

D: stop doing this to me

W: so did it hurt

D: what?

W: when you fell from heaven

D: did you just call me Satan?

W: yes

D: No, you're wrong.

D: so just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong

W: but

D: shh.

D: roses are red

D: Violets are blue

D: sunflowers are yellow

D: I bet you were expecting a poem but these are just gardening facts

W: oh my gosh i just found out

W: for the past 2 years this kid in school has told his mom that he is gay so he could have girls in his room

W: Roses are red, Sherlock's blood too, there pain in John's voice, "He's my friend let me through"

D: Roses are red, Bruises are blue, you say one more word, I'll strangle you

W: Roses are red, thistles are prickly, I just have to say, that escalated quickly

D: Roses are red, your statement's correct, but as a Sherlockian, what did you expect

W: I'm totally into fitness…

W: Fitness whole pizza in my mouth

D: "Watch this" you said

D: "It'll be fun" you said

D: "I'm going to watch this" i said

D: "this was not fun" i said

D: "im emotionally ruined" i said

D: ..."hey watch this" i later said

W: 100 acres of pizza are served in the U.S. every day

D: who measure pizza in acres?!

W: U. S. Motherfricking. A.

D: It's not 'your' its not 'you're', it MINE everything is MINE

W: U.S. history 101

W: when I say SUPER you say NATURAL

W: SUPER

D: PAINFUL

W: okay lets try that again

W: when I say SUPER you say NATURAL

W: SUPER

D: TRAUMATIZING

W: SUPER

D: FEELS

W: SUPER

D: GIFS

W: SUPER

D: TEARFUL

W: SUPER

D: DADDY ISSUES

W: SUPER

D: HOT

W: SUPER

D: MODELS

W: SUPER

D: RHYMES WITH LUCIFER

W: DAMMIT WHEN I SAY SUPER COULD YOU PLEASE JUST SAY NATURAL

W: ONE MORE TIME

W: SUPER

D: CALIFRAGILISTICESPIALIDOCIOUS

W: F*CK

Crazy boat announcements will occur every other chapter! Just keep swimming guys, and be jealous of the people already at the bouncy house. Lol

So I asked the creators of the 'When Robin and Kid Flash Are Alone' video (largely based off this fic) if they'd think about doing more, and they said yeah! If/when they do, this story will have a youtube video counterpart (series? hopefully)! I am sooo excited, how awesome XD They did a great job so this is gonna be a lotta fun :D

Booyah!

I offer my condolences to Liantei, who got kicked out of class the other day for laughing too much at the last chapter *rolls around from laughter* oh I'm so sorry mah' dear!

Adrianna Agray: I've got the guest appearance for barbara covered, *winks*, hopefully a bunch of you catch the double meaning when you see it in next chapter ahahaha

For all the people who asked for more Roy, this chapter was specifically designed for those requests! :)

HunterofHorcruxes: Oh sure, rub it in our faces, not like I'm getting cramps from swimming or anything...I'm a terrible swimmer actually, so if I drown before we reach the raft you'll have company in the veil XD

I just love how many of you are geeking out over the supernatural references, haha

Awesomesauce11: ahhh I'm sorry! were you able to explain why you accidentally woke them up, LOL?! Or maybe you should just show them, hopefully they've got as good of sense of humor as you ;)

Well this has been fun, and we're almost to the Crazy Inflatable Raft!

(I've already got the next chapter written up - get some butter cause I'm on a roll! Whoo!)

See you in the next update, the 40TH CHAPTER this is out of control, all because most everyone's mad here :D