D: Roy told me to stop imitating a flamingo so I had to put my foot down
W: Lol
R: You don't understand. He has literally been hopping around on one foot all day wearing a pink feather boa while making flamingo noises.
W: why do physics not apply to you
D: I know I defy the laws of gravity, but I never studied law…
W: CRAP
W: are you okay?!
D: I am okay
W: are you sure
D: I am sure
W: how are you even alive
D: honestly I'm as surprised as you are
D: the next time you leave a voicemail in which you shout it at the top of your lungs
D: I WILL STAB YOU WITH A RUSTY FORK
W: YOU ALREADY HAVE
D: OKAY FIRST OF ALL
D: IT WASN'T RUSTY
D: SECOND OF ALL, YOU RAN INTO IT
W: Are you done being sassy
D: No
D: taylor swift as a coursing river
W: Taylor force of a great typhoon
D: taylor strength of a raging fire
W: taylor mysterious as the dark side of the moon
W: I can't quote poetry
W: but I can quote Moriarty
W: You got to admit that's sexier
D: is that a quote or an example
W: yes
D: *new yorker voice* bada bing
W: *other new yorker across the street* bada boom
D: *another new yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT
W: *new yorker on rooftop* I'M WALKIN HERE
D: WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW
D: read it in reverse and it will be the same
W: thats some Mirror of erised sh*t right there.
D: your future self is watching you right now through memories
W: Dick, it is too early for this.
W: apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish banana and thats why banana candy doesn't taste like bananas do you know how lied to I feel
W: there was a fricking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it till now
D: there is a town in Norway called Hell, and it freezes over almost every winter.
W: dammit.
W: I feel really sick
D: whats wrong?
W: burnt tongue and throwing up
D: where are you? what happened? Me and roy will come get you
W: Was at coffee shop. some guys at the adjacent table poured a bunch of salt instead of sugar into my coffee and once I started drinking it I heard them snickering but I just stared at them and downed my coffee and they weren't laughing after that so I burnt my tongue and destroyed my stomach to look like a badass
W: I am in the mall's bathroom don't know which one just gps me.
D: for F's sake, wally.
D: what if all vowels were a's
D: halla yas ma nama as Dack A'm watchang saparnataral what abaat yaa
D: it's like a whole new language I think I'm onto something here
W: thats not a new language thats a boston accent
D: I have successfully taught the parrot in the pricipal's office at school to say "Cause I'm Batman, Bitch"
D: Which also kinda sounds like "I'm a boss ass bitch"
W: both. both are good.
*Peeks out from underneath table*...is it okay to come out now?
Hi everyone :) *sends kisses to all of you*
So I'm just going to be posting little updates on how things are going with me and my stories and such, on my tumblr, my url is authoress-redhead98 if you want to follow me so we can all stay inside the loop, haha
I haven't used it in forever but will be putting it to good use so you guys can stay up to date with me, even when I'm not posting!
I will be answering private messages this week, and reviewer questions in the next chapter!
By the way, I think this crazy crew will be moving to a crazy submarine pretty soon... the raft is losing air...
OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU MAKE MY DAY