W: if you don't stop talking like yoda I am going to punch you

D: annoyed you are?

D: a sh*t I don't give

D: So my classmate David had his ID stolen yesterday

D: so now we just call him Dav

W: Im so mad at you.

W: have you ever accidentally befriended someone who is very irritating

D: I thought you said beheaded

W: that would not be an accident

W: so why do you always carry a knife with you

D: just in case there's cheesecake or someone tries to kidnap me or something idk

W: i don't care. I am totally comfortable with being garbage today.

D: get out of bed and get busy. Its called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

W: I just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little squiggles - and dots even (if they) don't make sense;

D: you make me very angry.

W: NO OKAY
W: YOU CAN EAT SALSA AT ROOM TEMPERATURE OR COLD BUT YOU CANNOT HEAT IT UP

D: but is anyone ever going to talk about the Pixar lamp murdering the letter 'I' then slowly turning to look at you as if to say "If you talk you're next" ?

W: asking the real questions.

D: when I die I want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressures them enough to turn them into a precious gem. I then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because I'm not dying unless I'm killed I can assure you

W: if you don't have an heir I volunteer for avenging you

W: imagine if giraffes had two legs

D: shut up

D: oh no

W: don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall

D: yep

W: sharp rocks at the bottom?

D: most likely

W: bring it on

D: Dude, I have something to tell you…I'm a thespian

D: *aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

W: The Bible said Adam and Eve, not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*

W: you're just going through a stage

D: No, I'm going on stage *strikes dramatic pose*

D: So, England in the 1800s?

W: This land is my land

W: and so is this land

W: this is all my land

W: and you get no land

W: Artemis told me that I need to stop singing I'm a Believer because it was getting really annoying and I laughed because I thought she was kidding

W: but then I saw her face

W: a girl in class is reading 50 shades of grey oh my gosh

W: she just went to her locker the book is on her desk

W: I'm gonna open it to a random page and text you what I find

D: ew I don't wanna read that

D: Wally don't you dare

W: Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. "Wider," he said, as he put in one more. "I bet you've never had this many thumbs in your mouth." I hadn't.

D: where is he getting all of those thumbs

D: I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position

W: I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed

W: hey move to the left you're blocking the view

D: I am the view

W: Okay first of all

W: what gives you the right to send the Gettysburg address to me in morse code

D: oh no

W: what

W: what did you do

D: okay first of all tell nobody, bruce can't find out

W: me and Roy won't tell a soul now WHAT HAPPENED

D: You know the jackass at school who gives me and Babs a really hard time…

D: I rubbed poison ivy leaves all over his car, but he was carpooling with 3 of his jerk friends that day…so today they come in covered with rashes…and so did 3 of the cheerleaders….and one of the hot teachers, and the principal… now they're being investigated and everyone is sent home for 48 hours so this doesn't become wide spread…holy crap.

W: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

D: Idk but they're perfect for a continental breakfast

W: thats some faulty humor man

R: geology.

D: thank you for your contribution Roy

I'm trying guys, really am trying to work on story updates, but it's a struggle. I'm never left alone to actually WORK on it,

*Kisses to everyone*

Tonight is the night, I will make up for lost time!