D: some dating advice
D: carpe diem - seize the day
D: carpe noctem - seize the night
D: carpe natem - seize the ass
W: I am going to strangle you
D: carpe collum - seize the neck
D: never microwave a capri sun
W: what did you do
D: I microwaved a capri sun
D: today sucked
W: remember, everyday is a gift
D: Then today was socks
W: just tried turkish delight for the first time
W: it was good but not 'sell out my family to the white queen' good.
W: my math final is about to begin and half the class is praying to god while the other half is making deals with satan
D: are you sure this isn't a supernatural episode
W: list of words containing the work 'meow' -
W: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner
D: what the
W: whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
W: one's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean
D: dude.
W: due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanism, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling backward in time could kill everyone
D: what if the black plague and spanish flu outbreaks were caused by some assh*le time traveller
W: if I was in prison I'd be like 'just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL'
D: ya, thats the one thing you DONT do if you're in prison.
D: random fact time
W: hit me
D: the word 'panic' is actually from the greek work 'panikos' which is referring to the greek god pan who apparently would shout at people who were alone in the woods to freak them out
D: did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes? Every single one of them
D: I don't know the science behind it, but studies show that beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
W: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
D: why would the movie eat my popcorn
D: nevermind I get it
D: firefly is the opposite of waterfall
W: what have you done
W: "Olay?" "Olay." The Fault In Our Sombreros. Nacho average love story.
D: It's spelled ole not olay this aint the fault in our lotions
D: friendly reminder that 'kudos' means 'glory' in ancient greek, so if you give someone kudos you are wishing them renown on the battlefield
W: kudos man.
W: *throws apple at you*
W: THERE IS A FREAKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
W: I AM HOME ALONE
W: WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
D: tell it to moooooove
W: careful when you walk in I am laying by the door
D: kay
D: why
W: dude. This is your 'are you still alive' text. Any response will do.
D: hey I found a cat!
W: sorry for talking about super scientific stuff so much last night. I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
D: what? you sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
W: first day of Dickie's new school year!
W: remember your manners and the magic words, like 'please', 'thank you', and 'step off bitch', kay? Have a good day!
W: august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas
R: I believe its spelled hot as balls, sh*t its school again, halloween, turkey, christmas
W: dont forget new years, hearts and sh*t, windy as hell, oh great its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait never mind
D: and a partridge and a pear tree
Hello wonderful people! I am working on a sufficient authors note for next chapter that will probably be half the length of the entire chapter, haha I wonder how many people would actually read my long windedness for that long :)
Happy holidays, see you in the next update soon!
And get your stuff together, we're going into the crazy submarine! Time to get this crazy show on the road again (or, under the waves, pfft)
:D
AND KEEP CELEBRATING OFFICIALLY GETTING SEASON 3 FOR YOUNG JUSTICE!