D: you're gonna share right
W: there's no 'we' in fries
D: hold the eff up
D: I am the eff up
D: hold me
W: today we used digestive biscuits as part of our biology work and I got detention for 'eating part of the experiment'
D: today Marcus was being his usual jerk self in class and the teacher said 'what are we gonna do with you' and I yelled 'sacrifice him!'
D: I'm in detention too.
W: hello
W: dude
W: time to start panicking?
D: no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape. I can accomplish anything
D: I am unstoppable
D: if my last name was 'wheels' and I had a daughter someday I would totally name her helen
W: helen wheels?
W: OH
W: nice ass
W: dammit dude I didn't send that roy took my phone again
D: so you're saying I don't have a nice ass?
W: …you got me in a box here.
D: *sends audio message*
W: the f*** dude?!
W: hey
D: cant talk now I'm not able to text you and braid barbara's hair at the same time.
W: alrighty then.
W: but I bet batman could text and braid at the same time
D: what cant he do.
D: but its just so weird
D: like who would ship a pig and a frog together
W: what are you talking about
D: have you ever seen the muppets
W: I don't think anyone meant to ship it, it just happened
D: ship happens
D: I'm in a good place
D: not emotionally, just that I'm standing at a taco stand
W: trick or bear?
D: what do you mean bear?
W: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR W: *DISTANT ROAR AND SOUND OF CLANKING CHAIRS*
D: lets invent a game called 'infomercial'
D: when someone yells 'infomercial' at you, you have to completely and epically screw up whatever your doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
W: just don't yell it at Roy while he's driving and everything will be okay
W: santa is a wizard and just apparates everywhere with a bag like hermione's.
D: You think santa is a pureblood?
W: no he's muggleborn, he cares about all the kids
D: exactly. He's all about giving back.
D: and his elves are house elves. Mrs. claus comes from a very wealthy family
W: while at the bus stop a couple started making out and moaning really loudly
W: it was too awkward so I made the same sounds as I ate my ice cream
D: LMAO
W: ya, they stopped.
D: I wish medusa would stop objectifying people
W: shut up nerd
W: I don't like this place
W: please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with the paint on his face
W: I don't need him judge Judying me.
D: the first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not okay for several days
W: I still want a parrot
D: i'm tired and need a hug
W: want me to deliver a hug
D: yes
D: please
W: are you home
D: ya
W: do you really want me to sneak out and give you a hug
D: yes if you're willing to
W: successfully climbed out of my bedroom window
W: on my way
D: YAY
D: why did the chicken cross the road
W: seriously?
D: to get to the ugly troll's house
W: I don't get it
D: knock knock
W: who's there
D: the chicken
D: rules of the fashion
D: if it looks great, wear it.
W: okay but idk how I'm gonna wear you
D: you smooth bastard
W: I'm a train wreck
D: hate to break it to you train wreck, but this aint your station
D: the 'talking mirror' trope from fairy tales probably originated from when a careless time traveler was seen using a smart phone or a tablet
W: "Siri siri on my phone, how the hell do I get home"
D: Lol
D: don't half ass anything.
D: whatever you do, always use your full ass.
W: so you were sleeptalking in french last night
W: kinda sexy, kinda creepy
W: what. the hell. dude.
D: what happened?!
W: some guy just called my number thinking I was a male prostitute and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so I pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
D: I am crying from laughing dude seriously
D: Read it to roy we are both DYING
Oh Wally, what are we going to do with you
*whispers* BRING HIM BACK IN SEASON 3
Hey everyone, hope you enjoyed the binge of updates, I am sick so thats why I had the time to do all this,
Happy New Year everyone, we made it through 2016 - we can make it through anything.
I just wanted to say, thank you everyone for being so kind, so supportive. Always, every time. You are really the only people I get that from, so thank you thank you. I love writing my stories, this is my happy place, YOU are all my happy place, and I appreciate your patience so much when I'm not able to write anything for weeks at a time, it kills me when that happens - I hate being on hiatus just as much as you ;)
I'm gonna to to sleep now which really translates to I'm gonna lie there and think of YJ story ideas and sherlock conspiracy theories (WTF, season 4!) while longingly remembering how it feels to be able to breathe through my nose ˜
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS, ONCE MORE
THE GAME IS AFOOT