W: *sends picture*

D: why did you light a green bean on fire?

W: didn't have a candle

D: is it working

W: hang on

D: Wally

D: its been ten minutes

D: should I be concerned

W: dude this McDonalds is empty

W: no customers no workers no one is behind the counter

D: hop the counter see what they got

W: *sends pic* I'm in

W: I'm gonna make a sandwich

D: are you serious

W: chicken and fish fillets all I could find

W: threw a five on the counter I aint no crook

W: SHOOT THEY LOCKIN THE FRONT DOOR

D: FIRE EXIT DUDE

W: IM OUTTA HERE

W: THE ALARMS GOING OFF

W: HACK THEIR SECURITY CAMERAS BEFORE I AM ON THE NEWS

D: I don't think inside the box

D: I don't think outside the box either

D: Hell I don't even know where the box is

D: what if all the ancient greek sculptures are victims of medusa

W: dont start with me this morning

W: just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the DNA on them

D: I had a dream last might I stole someone's socks omg

W: Im calling the police

W: WTH kind of noise was that?!

D: i sneezed

W: THAT WAS NOT A SNEEZE

D: people get self conscious bout the smallest things well let me tell you what today I had to smuggle a furious 6 foot python onto the bus during the fieldtrip school rush and not a single person noticed not one and if people don't care enough to notice a shopping bag with barely-contained reptilian hatred then I promise nobody notices acne or a bad hair day

W: full story RIGHT NOW

W: why

W: why wouldn't you warn me that I was on speaker phone

W: you know better than that

W: one time when I was four years old the 10 year old neighbor noms attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started

D: i love your mom

D: I saw you pick up your burrito off the floor and eat it

W: 5 second rule dude

W: it was a clean floor anyway

R: *sends pic* anyone care to explain

W: I'm at school dude don't look at me

D: why do you automatically blame me roy I don't even own an axe

D: your boyfriend is a dumbass, kill him. also do ghosts still exist?

W: he is a dumbass but attractive so I'm gonna wait one more day

W: im not sure on the ghost front I guess we'll have to see after I kill my boyfriend and put his gravestone in my backyard

R: you guys need to make it more obvious that this is about Sims

R: and why does wally have a sims boyfriend

D: I hacked his account

thank you for being nice! :)

Also, I am handing over my captainship of the Crazy Submarine to you guys, you can do a hunger games arrangement to decide who gets to be captain if you want, or pilot it as a group, but its too big for my hands now; please post updates on how it goes with the Crazy sub in the reviews section, I will be reading and judging all of you XD

If I am ever rich someday we are all totally meeting up in one big event okay I want to meet all of youuuuuuu

Just bring the snacks and we are good :D

CELEBRATE OVER 50 CHAPTERS WHOOO

So it the Nightwing movie REALLY confirmed or is that a rumor? Imma start crying if its true join me and we can have our own Pity Party ITS MY PARTY AND ILL CRY IF I WANT TO

GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK