W: idk, how do we usually get out of these messes?
D: we dont.
D: We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
W: so this is romantic; two of us, full moon…
D: homeless guy pissing on a dumpster
D: and romantic as it may be, homeless guy or not, we are not a couple
W: do you always have to attack me with words?
D: you want me to use rocks?
W: what are your hobbies
D: idk flips n' shit
D: but delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies
W: firmly believe your last words will be either 'whoops' or 'shit'
D: mood.
W: lol
D: wht
W: your name is dick
D: why, yes it is, Wallace Rudolph West
W: every Sunday night I volunteer at the anime shelter and regret my life choices
W: ANIMAL SHELTER
W: where have you been? I've been trying to find you all day
D: Thats funny,
D: cause I've been trying to avoid you all day
W: I am broke enough to accept it.
W: If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
W: it would be for SCIENCE
D: I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
W: guys,
W: I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
D: so,
D: my new years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
W: Artemis knocked that smug look off my face, but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
D: lol
W: why would you lie about that?
D: to avoid a conversation like this
W: oh my gooooshhhh
W: I Just saw a real owl just chilling on top of a sign post so I walked up to him and said 'Hoo hoo' and he turned his head at me and was like 'yeahhhh bro'
D: two wrongs don't make a right but two wrights make a heck of an airplane
D: I stole this from my history teacher, he said it and no one laughed. I stole his laughter, I'm a sham.
W: if someone tells you to 'hold you horses' they're asking you to be stable
D: OH
D: the next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
W: and miss being on the news….no way
D: there was a complication with the plan
W: by complication he means explosion
R: when was the last time anything went according to plan?
D: I don't think there ever was a last time
D: what do you think the height of stupidity is?
R: I dont know
R: hey wally, how tall are you?
R: Wally
D: WALLY
R: well, I warned you.
W: you did.
R: but did you listen?
D: no.
R: do you ever listen?
W: no.
R: are you listening now?
D: nope
D: why is Roy smiling
R: can't I just smile cause I feel like it?
W: he's smiling cause I tripped and fell down the stairs
R: pretty sure this time we actually gonna die
D: its ok, Wally at least we'll die together
W: Roy, you go die over there
W: WHY DID I JUST HEAR AN EXPLOSION
R: dick, what did you DO
D: My best.
Greeting, lovely readers :) I've missed this and missed you, so its awesome to be back from my latest hiatus,
Just wanted to start with this story as my first update out of several for the next few days, *hooray*
Still so excited about season 3 BOOYAH GUYS I CANT BELIEVE WE DID IT!
Lot of these texts came from Tumblr, just disclaiming,
Really hope to get out another video on my youtube channel soon (Link is in profile)
Its almost OCTOBER THE BEST TIME OF YEAR *heart eyes*
HAPPY AUTUMN EVERYONE!
See you in the next Update!