Hello everyone!

Okay so this little plot bunny has been running around in my head for a while now and after some thought, i'd figure i do this story. This is mostly due to the fact there's just isn't many Youjo Senki stories out there. That and i like the idea, of Being X messing with Tanya in such a way that's so absurd it makes you laugh.

Though this story will start off a bit funny, the horror of a Tanya in love will quickly make itself known. And just for shit's and giggles, i'll be using my OC as why not?

So best get ready folks. As always i don't own Youjo Senki.

So please read, review and "What the fuc-BOOM"

Prologue: Love

Love.

Definition, an intense feeling of deep affection or a great interest and pleasure in something.

Let it be known, love is a simple yet complex thing. Throughout the ages, love has been apart of every signal team, group, cause. culture, society and civilization. It's been apart of every tale, story and legend that has ever been told. There have been many sayings about love throughout the centuries such as:

"Love conquers all"

Or more dangerous ones like:

"Love makes you do crazy things"

Which is very true. As love can make you do things you wouldn't do, driving you to do the most insane things to either, prove you're self to your loved one or save them form a horrible fate. However love can be more...complicated then that.

There is a very thin love between love and infatuation, which can turn into obsession. The sad thing is, it can be very, very hard to distinguish the three apart. They were very similar to one another and it's effects on people are so close, you don't know you've been hit by them before it's too late.

The difference between love and infatuation is that, infatuation makes a person:

Feel an intense but short-lived passion or admiration for someone or something.

It can come and go in an instant and isn't as bad as obsession. You see, obsession can turn a person into a state of being obsessed with someone or something. Or an idea or thought that continually preoccupies or intrudes on a person's mind. Though while it's common that obsession can be about a thing rather then a person, the most dangerous type of obsession is one, that has one person obsessed about another.

One wrong word, action or just a random thought taking WAY to seriously can lead to the death of many people and or scared for life. Obsession is not a good thing and it can often lead to many lives being destroyed and once it takes hold, it's nigh impossible to break free of it.

Love is dangerous and it can make you do crazy things.

Such a thing was something one Tanya Von Degurechaff never understood. Both in her new life and old one. All the girl wanted, was to live a life of luxury, not find this love thing, she heard so much about.

She didn't care about it in her old life and she certainly didn't care about now.

...At least she didn't.

Unknown to Tanya, Being X had done more then just "Bless" her type 95. He had opened her heart to the concept of love and decide on one of her recruits, to be the one to lead her back to the path of faith.

After all, love opens a person's mind and Tanya had no one to love in her previous life, so it stands to reason that's why she had no faith. Cause she had no one to love and being the merciful and benevolent god he is, he decide to give Tanya a loved one.

Whether she wanted it or not.

However there was one flaw with this plan. Given Tanya's otherwise, twisted personality even a pure and innocent thing like love, can be twisted and transformed into something evil and perverted.

May any other god have mercy on Xero Von Mazoku's poor soul, cause Tanya and Being X sure as hell won't.

Done.

Okay new story for Youjo Senki. I had originally thought about making this a bit of a crackish and humor's story, but then again, one of the main MC is Tanya.

I think that speaks for itself.

So hope you all like the story and please leave me nice reveiws!

Devil out.