D: people shouldn't be so shocked that bruce wants to fight superman
D: like honestly catch him in the right mood and he'd fight his own reflection
W: whats your favorite story
D: a guy everybody called 'Grandpa' at the circus got banned from a bar when he was in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn't try going back for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled 'Get the hell out of here Dennis' and that is probably my favorite story ever
D: on a scale of 1 to ten how much is your life falling apart
W: Nature Valley granola bars
D: bro
W: im like a hexagon
W: all my hecks are gone
D: you have failed me for the last time
W: no don't worry I will continue to fail you
D: what you got against grasshoppers
W: um...nothing?
W: even when I was little I like grasshoppers, one time there was one on the car but I didn't know what they were called so I pointed at it and said 'look at that handsome man'
D: she's probably committing crimes right now
W: who is?
D: what are you a cop? Screw off
D: I'm feeling graceful as all hell today
W: work it bro
W: do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts
D: I really don't
W: thats the spirit
D: never talk to me again
W: I've seen things
D: how many things
W: 8
D: u r late
W: I was late because I helped this old Romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM
D u r excused
D: what is a sex drive
D: where is the sex going does it even have a license
D: you both have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life
D: Please. I want nothing more than to be surrounded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact
D: Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
W: Mistlefoe
D: I hate Americans and their stupid Fahrenheit temperatures
W: don't be a celciass
D: its too fahrenlate
R: Kelvin
W: based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants
R: the Scots were right all along
D: the Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies
R: The Scots Were Right All Along
W: can you have a midlife crisis at 15?
D: I don't even think I'll make it to 15
R: I've been having a mid life crisis for the past three years
W: so thats a yes
R: *send picture*
R: whats this and why is it in a hidden room underneath the hangar
D: thats for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons or something
R: no one's blowing up any moons
W: you just wanna suck the joy out of everything
D: no I don't wanna go
W: me neither
R: Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soulmates do
R: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible
R: *irresistible
R: what are the uglies doing tonight
D: um excuse you
W: trying to stay positive but thanks for asking Roy.
D: stop judging us
R: I'm not judging you I would just really love it it you guys would stop committing federal crimes
W: Listen, we are a team here, we're a familty, but just to be clear, Dick's the one who did it
R: seriously, webMD this shit for me
R: I can't move
R: and I don't wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Roy was awesome in that chapter Lol XD
And due to a recent conversation I've had, I realize that some people still have their xmas trees up.
...kinda judging you if you do..
ANYWAY, getting past that, you are all LOVELY PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT unless you kill someone but I trust that you wouldn't do that...
WTF its late and I ramble at this point. Long story short, THANK you for your reviews, DON'T kill people, and TAKE DOWN your xmas trees!
Lol, love ya fam,
R98 out