W: boobytrap backwards is partyboob
D: ….
D: dude
W: I just head a girl outside yell 'PARKOUR' really loud immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer 'ugh'
W: I'm laughing really hard
W: Im looking at this billboard advertising Chem Inc
W: the woman on the billboard clearly knows nothing about lab safety let alone chemistry
W: her lab coat and gloves are wrong size, hair is loose and falling across her front, she's pouring a vial at mouth level without any kind of face shield - nice going science genius.
D: geek
W: can you physically feel pain in your heart
W: this isn't a love thing, I just had to much food
D: there are like 5 frogs staring at me right now
W: but only one can be America's next top model
D: what
W: what
W: *image*
W: *image*
W: *Image*
W: I just sent you Shrek memes don't ignore me
W: are you alive
D: debatable
W: u ok
D: Im breathing I guess
D: Wanna come over and learn the dance to 'bet on it' from HSM 2?
W: its late
D: so
W: we have school tomorrow
D: and
W: ….on my way
D: Will be there in 5 min
W: k
W: Will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person
D: I am covered in paint
D: wait
D: I have an idea
D: so about last night
W: sorry
W: It was 3 in the morning and I was in a Shakespearian rage
W: what do you want for your birthday
W: don't say sword
D: hang on
W: what
D: oh no she didn't
W: what
D: I'm about to cause a scene text you later
D: you can't just shrug off your insecurities by playing Zelda
W: yes I can
W: what is your sign
D: dollar
D: I want that dog
W: you want every dog
W: ain't my fault you're so damn petty
D: you misspelled pretty
W: you're terrible
W: I shouldn't be laughing
D: yes you should be
D: because you're just as terrible as I am
D: I mean like
D: you suck sometimes
D: but I'd do anything for you
W: We'll Stand together even in life and death
D: probably death
W: death for sure
W: where are you
D: somewhere between psychotic and iconic
W: …
D: oh you meant location
I recently got my cat a LASER POINTER :D
Okay you know what always bugged me? CPR in Hollywood. Nobody in any tv show or movie ever knows how to actually do proper CPR. I mean, it should be a required class that actors have to take for the sake of realism. I can't take anything seriously when you're trying to revive your dead girlfriend and you're a cop, nurse, etc, but you don't know the correct form or anything for BASIC CPR. (Sorry, I'm in healthcare and it bugs the crap out of me. Just a pet peeve.)
I've just started watching Gotham and hoooooly crap, I am hooked. It is so good, dang it! Can't stop watching and I've got a huge exam week coming up!
Shoutout to Queen Of Sheep - well in that case I want to be Queen of Elephants :) Lol, I am so sorry you read this entire thing in one day, your eyes must have been killing you! Thank you for the kind words, you're awesome!
See ya'll on the flipside -