W: I just killed you in the sims
W: I am a horrible friend
D: happy new year
W: shut up it is April
D: you busy?
W: I am studying so I can be better than everyone I hate
W: you still mad bro
D: nah
D: I just wanna do bad things to you :)
W: oh really like what
D: break your damn leg
D: IM SHAKESPERIAN
D: *SHAKING
D: where have you been
W: asleep
D: for two days?
W: ya
D: am I a bad person
W: depends on who you ask
D: one time I was walking along the docks and there was a group of kids where the seagulls always are and one kids just GRABS A FRICKIN SEAGULL OUT OF THE AIR and I was literally so amazed but all his friends were like 'tyrone put it down' and 'again tyrone? Really?'
D: which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
W: what happened?
D: I had an anxiety attack
W: :(
D: it's okay I'm still a badass
W: you kill me dude
W: it's like being friends with a 5 year old child
W: who drinks
D: it's 11pm and I'm a flaming ball of frustrated rage with tea
W: as usual
D: that is a beautiful cat
D: I'm going to steal that cat
W: I'm sorta an inconvenience
W: dude
W: my autocorrect changed icon to inconvenience
W: I feel so personally attacked right now
W: you remind me of potstickers
D: how so?
W: I love potstickers
W: whatcha doing
D: stealing a cat
W: scandalous
W: my mom has me cleaning cause you're coming over
D: Lmao
W: fu
W: you will machete through this!
W: *make it
W: please don't machete your way through this
D: too late
D: I have drama
W: is it about the cat
D: ….yes
D: how do you feel about art
W: I mean you're pretty cool
D: ….dude
W: name one mean thing I have ever done or said ever
D: you convinced me eggs weren't real
W: ….besides that
W: we need to talk
D: whats wrong
W: can we get Chinese food
D: thats what you want to talk about
W: yeah
D: I AM CRYING YOU MADE ME CRY
W: Baby
D: Now is NOT the time for pet names
W: no I'm calling you a baby
W: I'm insulting you
W: I hate when people say 'I hate that song' and someone goes 'well you got to admit its catchy'
W: the plague is catchy that doesn't mean its good
D: Mercutio be like, 'Romeo, mah bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo
W: bruh
W: having your nipples pierced may seem like a good idea until your heart stops and you need to be shocked by a defibrillator and the chances of your nipples frying off are very high
D: who ever said it was a good idea in the first place
W: so we did an experiment in class in which we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl then started playing screamo and the fish DIED
D: I've been laughing at this for an hour now
R: did you put water in the bowl
D: when I was, a young mAN THERES NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
W: I said YOUNG MAN, my father took me into town
R: are you guys trying to combine the YMCA song with the Black Parade?
R: its not gonna work.
D: ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE BLAAAACK PARADE
Shoutout to WEast and everyone else who agreed with me about Hollywood CPR, lol! I'm so happy it's not just me XD
Thanks for your awesome comments and quips everyone, it's always a blast reading your reviews. This story is like a drug for you guys, lol
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