W: the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet
D: why'd you get banned?
W: touched the rat
D: what rat
W: Chucky
W: the worst thing about parallel parking is the witnesses
D: no witnesses if you're bad enough at parallel parking
W: can you kill a zombie with a shovel?
D: I'm a little busy, do it yourself
D: just act natural I'll be there in 10 min
W: for this kind of situation the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I should panic
D: No, thats not what I meant! Act normal
W: Nothing about this is 'normal'. Anyone who knows me knows that my normal reaction to this would be to panic
D: would you just cooperate!?
W: When a person is panicking it is not easy to cooperate!
W: What's ET short for
D: because he's got little legs
D: why are you ignoring me
W: taking out trash. tomorrows garbage day
D: wow I cant believe they have a whole day dedicated to you
D: a good romance starts with a good friendship but a bad romance start with Rah rah ah-ah-ah
W: Ro mah ro-mah-mah
W: Gaga oh-la-la
W: I cant wait for Mistlefoe this year
W: SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED
W: If someone was to tell me one person on the team was a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
D: Wally, Artemis is not a death eater.
W: you don't know that for sure. Do you have proof?
W: whoever invented Chinese food is my hero
D: probably the Chinese
W: can I ask a stupid question
D: better than anyone I know
D: at any given time, the urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight' is just a whim way a whim away a whim away…
W: sTOP
W: I'm confused
D: thats ok. I'm not.
D: there is no 'i' in team but there is in pizza
W: so you're not going to share?
D: I am not going to share
W: you have issues.
D: I'm just trying to do my bestpacito here.
W: road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does!
D: please stop saying that every time you see that sign. It's giving me anxiety.
D: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
W: no
D: Then what was that white powder all over your bed
W: it's cocaine
W: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
D: if you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid
W: was this a good idea?
D: well, it was an idea.
D: are you hurt?
W: just my pride….and my body. My pride and my body.
D: its done.
W: and once again, Dick and Wally save the day
R: you didn't do anything. It was all Dick.
W: we're a package deal, everyone knows that.
R: I'm going to Taco Bell. Y'all want anything?
D: I want my parents back.
R: Yeah, I got like 12 dollars.
W: ? Aren't you like…rich?
D: YANNY
W: LAUREL
R: you are both dead to me.
R: I can't express how much I hate f***ing bees
D: then stop f***ing bees?! Its a really simple solution
R: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
W: not after bee movie we don't
W: Hey Dick, do you see Roy as a Father figure?
D: No, if anything I see him as a bother figure
D: because he's always bothering me
R: blocked
SHE'S ALIIIIIVEE! (referring to me lol)
Life is literally just college classes, work, family problems, and sleep. So I haven't been able to get much out lately, but here is this at least.
The parallel parking is very true for me, haha XD
P.S. you guys should totally check out the 2016 MacGyver reboot, it's on putlocker and so good! The things it does to my fangirl heart, oh my.
For status updates if you're worried about me or just curious for the next story, check my profile babes! I'll be checking in every few weeks to let everyone know the sitch.
Stay cool everyone :)