W: What kind of teddy grahams do you want
*1 hour later*
D: Honey
W: Yeah what's up
W: Just realized you were saying the flavor you wanted, not addressing me endearingly.
W: grape soda doesn't taste like grapes but it sure as hell tastes like purple
D: once again, you say something so controversial
W: Surprise bitch!
W: Bedtime but with a twist…its morning
D: I hate you
W: So your plan failed?
D: It didn't fail, it was pre-successful
W: I sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
D: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up
D: I would do anything for you, bro.
W: Tell me my hair is better than yours
D: I would do almost anything for you, bro.
D: Get kidnapped. You'll find out who your real friends are, I promise you that.
W: I feel like there are steps you could probably take before this one.
D: I only have one emotion and it's anger.
W: Last night, you texted me a hundred heart emojis
D: Out of anger.
W: So, should we eat at McDonalds or Subway?
D: Who cares? We're all just going to inevitably die anyway no matter where we eat, so what's the point?
W: …
W: So Subway?
D: Yeah, McDonald's would only kill us faster.
W: My phone corrected yet to yetis because I talk about abominable snowmen more than the inevitable
D: can you go to bed
W: Rich people are like so easily convinced about ghosts and haunted houses and stuff, when I was a kid there was this vacant lot nearby and whenever I broke a toy, instead of telling my mom, I would bury it in that lot, and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten stuffed animals and whatnot and told everyone it was haunted
W: It's been over a decade and that lot is still vacant
D: You single handedly tanked the value of someone's prime real estate and that makes me so proud
D: 'Theres no harm in trying' really depends on what you're trying. Either way, give it a go; it'll probably be fine.
W: And now, the weather
D: Do you ever think before you speak?
W: No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best.
W: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
D: And again I ask, how does this even occur to you
W: I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can understand the complexities of my existence
W: Why did I eat so much?!
D: Because the sign said 'all you can eat' and you took that as a challenge.
W: You look anxious.
D: It's the anxiety.
W: You can never lose an argument if you say 'shut up, nerd' at the end.
D: Yes you can.
W: Shut up, nerd.
D: When exactly is uptown funk gonna give it to me?
W: Saturday night when you're in the spot, did you not hear Bruno
D: I jumped off the roof unscathed
W: You're bleeding from several different places
D: I'm a little bit scathed
D: Hey
W: Can't talk, ducks in the car
W: Are you okay?
D: I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but I can't verify currently
W: This is a mistake.
D: A mistake we're gonna laugh about one day.
W: But not today
D: Oh no, today's gonna be a mess.
R: Hey, what's going on?
W: Teenage rebellion.
R: Hell yeah, stick it to the old people.
I've been getting some glitches on this site recently! It took me a couple more tries, but I fixed Chapter 2 on Link Us Up...it kept posting Chapter 1 over and over again, so no, that was not on purpose, lol.
Thx, Love ya fam!