D: Jewelry companies who advertise diamond rings for engagements and stuff are really missing out.
D: Imagine a billboard that says, "She wants the D…..iamond."
W: lol
W: Barry was like, 'Wait, stop, think!'
W: and I was like, 'No, no, and no!'
W: You're a mean, mean, guy.
D: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TICKLED ME!
W: I can tell you're judging me.
D: I haven't said anything.
W: Your face and posture say it all.
D: Betrayed by my beautiful face
D: Quick! To the panic room!
W: The cave doesn't have a panic room!
D: Any room can be a panic room if you panic hard enough!
D: What's it called when Spiderman climbs walls
W: If you say 'aracnobatics' I will cut you
D: I was going to say 'Peter Parkour" but I like yours better
W: Im so tired of being human. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me and I want to be set loose.
D: the energy of that is so dark and mysterious.
D: but same.
D: What if Bigfoot is just someone's fursona and they were just out in the woods hanging around in their fursuit and someone caught them on tape and now they're too embarrassed to come out about it
W: The most awful thing about this is just how freaking plausible it is.
D: To the empowerage of words
W: To the irony of that sentence
W: I tried making Ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything
D: Nice
W: You have a talent for turning a bad situation into the worst case scenario
D: I know
W: Great speech! Very inspiring
D: Yeah, but no one cried
D: At my funeral there'll be a kahoot game with 1,000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will
W: I got this bitch
W: Shoutout to the guy making announcements at my gate
W: He said, "Now boarding group A as in apple bottom jeans and group B as in boots with the fur"
W: I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
D: damn straight :)
W: Fun idea. At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can un-invite one person of your choosing, no questions asked
D: do you mind if I un-invite the groom
D: I don't have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
W: accurate
W: Are you up
D: Yes
W: Are you mad
D: No why
W: Idk the yes sounded angry
R: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
D: Rude.
W: Oh not again.
D: Are you going to be wanting this back?
W: Hey Roy, you're not so bad when you're unconscious.
D: lol yeah
R: You guys aren't not so bad when I'm unconscious either.
R: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
D: We have three actually.
W: Pick your favorite
D: I'm tired of people telling me to 'go to the hospital' and that I've 'lost a lot of blood.' It's my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.
W: ….
R: Yeah, I'm on my way.
R: What do you guys wanna do?
D: 'borrow' a car
W: egg someone
D: go to best but
D: best buy
W: I mean if there is a store named best butt we can go there too
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