W: It's 2:30 am and I'm in the mens bathroom at this Walmart and someone was in another stall and I started blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear
D: How do you know if it was fear and not arousal?
W: I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created
W: I DO WHAT I WANT
D: I'm telling Aunt Iris
W: no wait
W: Theres a rubber dick in my driveway
D: I don't know how I'm supposed to respond to that
W: I meant rubber DUCK
W: I'm ignoring you to make a point
D: The problem with that technique is I have no idea what point you're making
D: You okay?
W: yeah
W: why
D: I mean I just watched you slip down a couple stairs and lay on the floor for a minute and then start singing the baby shark song so…
D: You can't turn down a dare
W: You can if you're older than 8
W: Pluto has a heart shaped sea that is filled with poisonous ice
D: Don't we all?
W: I've got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty roller skate
D: I think I might have the other hello kitty roller skate
D: Well, looks like its time to move onto plan two
W: Don't you mean plan B?
D: That would insinuate that I only have twenty six plans
W: What do you get when you mix beauty and a nice personality?
W: Me, hello.
W: don't die
D: don't tell me what to do
W: Have you seen my jacket
D: No
W: Roy is he wearing my jacket
R: Yes
W: Roy, what is this called?
W: *sends picture*
R: A mop?
W: Now Dick, tell him what you think it is.
D: Wet broom.
W: Well you know what they say, the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach
D: Actually it's through the fourth and fifth rib
R: Noted.
W: Hey Roy
W: If Dick and I were drowning, who would you save?
R: You morons can't even swim?
D: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?
R: My time and effort
Shorter chapter, but eh :) Happy Easter for those who celebrate it!
Shoutout to all ya'll who've said hi on instagram! I see you fam.
So the next chapter will be the 69th chapter...Nice