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CHAPTER 1: THE STRONK, THE CUCK, AND THE BASED

INTRODUCTION

After all these years, Frida couldn't believe that she was given something that she always wanted. "A phone!?" Yelled Frida "That's awesome, thanks for the gift, mum!" Frida has been doing an excellent job in school, so her parents wanted to reward her for her efforts. Her mother smiled at her, she was glad that her daughter loved the gift. "It was nothing, honey." "Least we could do, I'm glad you're doing so well in school, do you want me to help you use your new smartphone!" Frida nodded, as she wasn't too good with these kinds of things. "Alright honey." Her mother said, as she set up the phone.

Soon enough, Frida's phone was set up. She began using it while sitting in her room. "Wow, this phone is really cool!" Said Frida. She eventually stumbled into the realm of social media, including the hellspawn named Twitter. She created an account for the dastardly site.

And the first thing that popped up on her screen was normal gaming stuff like Mario 64. As she scrolled down she saw another post about gaming, something like the recent release of Splatoon 3. This intrigued her. Soon enough, she had gotten into gaming on twitter, and had made a few friends. But one day, something happened. She got a friend request from someone named Emily (Xe/Xim/Xir | Autistic | Self Diagnosed | Neurodivergent | Nonbinary | Asexual | BLM | ACAB). Wondering just what the hell this was, she decided to accept. She immediately got a DM from her which invited her to join a hangout with her and her friends. Frida joined the thing.

Emily: Hiiiiiiiiii hru?

Frida: Good, how are you?

xXNeurodivergentXx: Haha, being gay is my personality!

123PeridotPoggers: Agreeeeed sis periodt!

Frida: Anyway, what is this?

123PeridotPogger: Ever considered being lgbt? It's better than being a filthy straight you know! Kill all whites and straights!

Frida: What? No! I'm straight! I don't think we should kill all of them.

xXNeurodivergentXx: Ummm… You're wrong. Because I'm an lgbt person I'm always right. Either become lgbt or you're homophobic and we'll make sure you will never be able to apply for a job ever again.

Frida: Ugh, fine. What do I have to do?

Emily: Dedicate your life to this, cancel anyone who doesn't agree with you! Actively harass all who disagree with you. You also have to come up with a new gender right on the spot!
Frida: Alright, alright.

After 3 months of this fucking pressure, she became one with the twitter mob. Frida had become one of them. Soon, she was Frida (BLM | ACAB | Autistic | Self Diagnosed | Neurodivergent | Xe/Xim/Xer | Pansexual | Nonbinary)

Frida had just cancelled another poor man for having a different opinion. She realized that she was late for school! So she ran down there with her rainbow colored hair and nails. Her friends noticed she was there, but also noticed the changes. Hilda was the first to question.

Hilda: "Frida, what's with your hair and nails? And also, you're never late. What happened?"

David: "I'm kind of concerned as well. What happened?"

The response was not as expected as anyone thought it was.

Frida: "Shut up you colonizer fucks. Kill all whites, cis, and straights!"

Hilda: "Huh? Also Frida, what's wrong with you? I've never heard that language before, and especially not by you!"

David was shaking, as he wasn't used to this at all.

Frida: You heard me! Whites are bad, black lives matter! Straight isn't the way! Kill all of them!"

Hilda and David simply gave her a weirded out look and left. Soon, the day went by as per usual and Hilda decided to go to the librarian to see just why the hell Frida was acting like this. Hilda walked up to the librarian and asked her what the hell was wrong with Frida.

Librarian: "What did you do this time?"

Hilda: Nothing, Frida just showed up and started acting weird. Her hair and nails were rainbow colored and she was talking about weird things."

Librarian: "What weird things?"

Hilda: "Stuff like, black lives matter, kill all whites and straights, stuff like that."

The librarian's eyes widened, as she realized exactly what this was.

Librarian: "Oh… Oh boy… You might want to sit down. I know what this is. This is a case I've seen before. Frida has activated a twitter account, and has been consumed by the lgbt mob."

Hilda: "The lgbt mob? What's that?"

Librarian: "It's a hellish group. One that will try to indoctrinate anyone they can. They'll go after young young kids. Frida's been consumed."

Hilda: "What can I do to save her?"

Librarian: "I'm afraid there is no saving her. You either have to kill her or just let her go."

Hilda looked down, a solemn expression written on her face.

Soon enough, this process repeated, with Frida coming to school and shouting all the usual things. But soon, Hilda had enough.

Frida: "Kill all stra-"

Hilda: "SHUT THE HELL UP FRIDA! NO ONE CARES, NO ONE HAS CARED, AND NO ONE WILL EVER CARE!" Everyone in the classroom looks at Hilda in shock. Frida starts crying as she pulls out her phone and starts making a twitter thread on why she is now depressed and might kill herself soon. Frida talked about how her friends "Suck, and are fake" Frida bitchslaps Hilda and then runs off, crying.

Frida: "You fucking ruined my life, you fake bitch!"

Hilda just sat there in shock. Hilda just went home after the school day was over. Hilda decided to dig deeper into whatever the hell had just happened.

Hilda: "What happened, what caused this reaction? Frida's gone insane. She bitchslapped me, then ran off crying." Hilda dedicated herself to researching this after school, getting the librarian's help when necessary. One day, Hilda was at the library after getting out of school. She was looking through the shelves for possible information. She eventually stumbled onto a book called Retards And Social Media. The librarian realized what book she was picking up and immediately took it from her.

Librarian: "This book is far too extreme for you. It has the potential to kill billions! The information in it is far too dangerous!" Hilda had a frightened expression on her face.

Hilda: "O…. Ok…"

There was a long awkward pause between the two.

Librarian: "Anyway, don't take the book, but you're welcome to any other knowledge! Alright, have a good day."

Hilda walks out of the library, ready to do some more research. She eventually goes on the internet and stumbles on a site called discord. From there, she joins several servers and makes friends. She joined another one today, but she was immediately blasted with materials talking about political topics, such as left and right wingers.

TheManOfSwag: "Welcome newfag, I hope you aren't a pussy, cause we talking bout some good good shit."

Hilda: "What kind of shit?"

TheManOfSwag: "Genuine redpilled shit. Real based stuff."

Hilda: "Oh? And what would that be?"

TheManOfSwag: "Oh we're discussing how twitter should be eliminated and how people with neopronouns and neogenders need to get help, because they're mentally ill."

Hilda: "Well, that sounds like a problem one of my friends currently has. You see, she recently got a phone and a twitter account."

TheManOfSwag: "Oh, I see where this is going. She became a retarded ass Xe/Xir/Xim, didn't she?"

Hilda: "Exactly right. She bitchslapped me then made a 7 page long rant about why she's depressed and will kill herself soon, and I want to snap her out of it!"

TheManOfSwag: "Oh, my friend, there's no changing them back once they get like that. They're retarded forever once that shit happens."

Hilda: "That's what someone else told me. I don't want to believe her, as she too said the same thing."

TheManOfSwag: "Well newfag, what can ya do? Shit happens."

3 months later…

Hilda had been on those discord servers for 3 months now. She has embraced how they act, and has even become an admin.

Hilda: "What's up dumb faggots, I'm here now. What retard shit are we discussing today?"

TheManOfSwag: "Yoooooo! Good motherfucking morning to you as well retard! We're discussing why lgbt is hypocritical for thinking the bible is indoctrination and that it should be burned!"

Hilda: "Cool, cool. Ya know, I once saw that shit myself. Some dumb retard who had Xe/Xim/Xer pronouns was acting all high and mighty and saying that the bible is for sheep. I told them to get their mentally disabled ass off the site. Not my fault that they got painal'd with a bible. Pussies these days, honestly."

TheManOfSwag: "You speaking facts tho. Like my god dude those kinds of people piss me off."

The next day…

Hilda was at school that day. Frida walked in, but something was amiss. She… had a goddamn army, a cult following! There were hundreds upon hundreds of rainbow haired people, just like her.

Frida then saw Hilda and gasped before she yelled at her army.

Frida: "There she is! She's the bastard homophobe racist colonizer who disagreed with me and said nobody cared!"

Henchman #1: "You're awful!"

Henchman #2: "Kill yourself, bigot!"

Henchman #3: "I'm just here because my dad anally fucked me with a bible!"

Hundreds of rainbow haired bitches were yelling at Hilda, saying to her these awful things that shouldn't be said. Hilda wasn't having it however!

Hilda: "You listen to me you retarded, mentally ill fuckdicks! I'm not taking ANYTHING from a bunch of 13 year olds who think the fucking MOON, STARS, or fucking XE-WHATEVER-THE-FUCK IS A GOD DAMN GENDER OR PRONOUNS!

And out of nowhere doom music starts playing. They all ran at Hilda with the intent to seriously hurt her. But she wasn't going down without a fight. Hilda had packed a military grade AR-15, and started mowing those fuckers down. Eventually, she ran out of ammo, and resorted to fist fighting. She ran at one henchman who tried to grab her, and snapped her (idk their pro-nouns but they look like a bitch) neck. She pulled out a knife and slashed the necks of two people running at her. She turned around and wrenched the knife into someone else's stomach, causing them to fall to the ground. But this absolute stomp of a matchup didn't last long. Eventually she was vastly overwhelmed, for it felt like with every one Twitter fuckhead from Frida's army that went down, another 100 replaced them. She was eventually beaten into the dirt while Frida just laughed and took pictures of her being beaten while posting them on Twitter with the hashtags HomophobeJustice, lgbt, PeopleGettingWhatTheyDeserve, RacistsBeingBeaten, ColonizersGettingBrutalized, and NeoGendersAndPronouns.

Hilda sat there, beaten and bruised. She laid there, unable to move for what felt like hours. That is, until the librarian came across her. She had a worried expression on her face and when she saw Hilda, she gasped and ran to her, picking her up.

Librarian: "Oh my god, what happened?!"

Hilda: "The Twitter faggots… Frida had an army of them.. I managed to take down lots of them… But they overwhelmed me…" Hilda then coughed up blood. The librarian said no more and took her to the library, where she used a healing spell on her. This healed all of Hilda's injuries and allowed her to get back up.

Librarian: "Twitter fags got you, huh? What were you thinking, directly starting a confrontation?"

Hilda: "They were saying all these annoying things to me, like 'Kill yourself, bigot!' 'Shut up colonizer!' Stuff like that. So I called them all mentally ill dickfucks who think the moon, stars, and xe whatever-the-fuck is a gender and pronouns."

Librarian: "...I see."

Hilda: "This has given me an idea."

Librarian: "And what would that be?"

Hilda: "I can't take those fuckers on alone. Especially not Frida, seeing as how she is stronger than all of them. Which is why…"

"I need a squad."