Not Even Bothering with the Excuses

by OverMaster

Plot What Plot, Lemon, No Fourth Wall, Animated Actors, Harem, Rule 63, plays loose and wild with the rules and continuity of the Unequally universe. Nods to the works of Darkenning and Shadow Crystal Mage, as usual. Negi, Chisame and Hakase get fed up because I never finish what I start, will this time be any different, or will coronavirus or something else get me first?

3. Lesson 2

Mahou Sensei Negima! is the creation and intellectual property of Akamatsu Ken and Kodansha.

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Not Even Bothering with the Excuses.

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Chapter Two.

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"You know, I used to fail completely at understanding what moved you," Akashi Yuuna said.

"Don't tell me," Evangeline said lazily, stirring her drink with her straw.

"Yeah, I know what you're thinking right now, how could I ever understand, blah blah, fleeting soul, just a baby in the grand scheme of things, blah blah. And you are such a blah blah grand wise old soul, and-" Yuuna went on, as the waitresses passed by, completely uncaring about their conversation.

Evangeline A.K. Mc Dowell silenced her with a glare. "You're much more insulting when you try to flatter than when you try to insult. Stop it, now."

"Geez, Eva-sama," the taller, bustier girl gave a hollow, shaky laugh. "Sorry then! I just came so you could know that now I understand. It feels like I've been stuck in this school course for over a decade now, so I can sympathize like I couldn't before..."

"I need to find myself a new watering hole, if even vermin like you could come to me this way whenever you want to be a bother," said the cute little blonde very bitterly. "No, that's not what you came here for. You always could tell me something like that through the phone..."

"Chacha's always the one answering calls," Yuuna pointed out.

"You know she'll dutifully tell me about them so I can ignore them," the tiny vampire smiled, folding her arms. "What do you want to know?"

Yuuna sighed and looked aside, through the restaurant's window. "To be honest, I'm not sure..."

"Oh?"

Yuuna gestured with both hands on the table. "You know how this thing, the whole thing with time and all, kinda messes with our minds, right? And please spare me the cheap shots at my mental capacity, you know exactly what I'm saying. Anyway, the thing is, I'm pretty sure that I should remember something that's been happening around my dad, but seriously, I can't remember. I thought you might help since you always know everything, or so you claim..."

Eva groaned, tapping her fingers on the table. "You're too obsessed with that man, that's all. Find yourself a boyfriend already! What could I know about anything, either way? I'm just a perfectly normal little girl!"

Yuuna glared jadedly at her.

"Excuse me," said one of the waitresses, a busty young woman- yes, rather bustier than Yuuna herself, actually- with short orange hair. "I know nobody cares about your... practices for student movies anymore, but could you please keep it low, Mc Dowell-san? The CLAMP tourists from Table C are kind of complaining..."

"People from CLAMP should stay in CLAMP," Yuuna said, frowning, right before a large shadow fell on her from behind. "I have said the wrong thing at the wrong moment again, haven't I?"

Tokiha Mai gave a step away from the huge black haired woman who seemed to have just appeared out of nowhere, closely followed by a much more shapely and younger looking female with short black hair. Evangeline, in the meanwhile, simply paled starkly, her green eyes growing wider. "You...!"

Yuuna looked back, took notice of these two strangers, and then snapped her fingers at the beautiful one. "Oh, I know you, don't I? Yeah, I think I do! I met you in the Festival that hasn't happened yet, you're Karin-san, aren't y-"

"Kitty," the gigantic woman with the round face and the humongous breasts smiled down predatorily at the strangely stunned Evangeline. "Nice to see you again! Mind to come with us for a while?"

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"Oh, Negi-sensei, oh yes, oh yes," Shiori moaned as Negi took her again on Chisame's bed bunk, as being eloquent in prose and being eloquent in real life lovemaking aren't always correlated gifts.

Sitting on the floor nearby, an also buck-ass naked and momentarily sated Chisame, Satomi, Nodoka, Haruna and Yue conferenced forming a circle.

"I'm telling you, despite everything, Iinchou likes playing fair," Chisame was insisting. "She won't approach any of you from the back and stab you, she'll look for a head-to-head fight. Tsunetsuki, on the other hand-"

"If Tsunetsuki still cared, she would've shown up by now," Haruna argued. "Odds are she finally moved on to the next target to stalk. See? She hasn't even shown up to correct me by saying it's 'Deep Love'!"

"Well, if it's like that, then she won't kill us but Shadow Crystal Mage will," Yue opined. "But we'll cross that bridge when we get there. I agree that we should look into the issue of Senpai eventually, but it's also a moral obligation to tell Iinchou before we tell anyone else. Out of all of us, Iinchou... probably's not the one who truly loves him the most, although she is up there, but she certainly is the most passionate and honest about it."

"Why are you looking at me like that when saying that?" Chisame frowned. "Anyway, Hakase's got a point as well in that Chachamaru deserves being told quickly too, as she's not going to take this well. We must think it very carefully, and be polite and gentle about it. Which means you're forbidden altogether from tackling that part, Saotome."

Haruna pouted. "Hey, I can be gentle as well!"

"You tried to shove your fist up my ass!" Chisame reminded her, just as Negi yelled Shiori's name out, and ejaculated into her again. "Okay, who wants another go now? Hakase? I don't think he's had you in over-"

Someone rang at the apartment's door.

The girls and Negi all took notice and tensed up.

Finally, Haruna gave a shaky chuckle. "Oh, I think that answers your question nicely! A new player joins the game...!"

"Crap, it must be Tokiha-senpai!" Chisame gasped. "I told you she had sharp ears! And if not, that beast girl who lives with her!"

Negi sighed, getting off the bed and throwing a bedrobe over his nudity, tying it tightly. "I'll handle it, you girls please wait in the bedroom and don't even peek out." Without waiting for an answer, he briskly walked out of the room, closing after himself.

"Wow," Nodoka mused softly. "He's grown so take-charge..."

"You aren't the only one who's had off screen development," Chisame exhaled. "All that truncated time we didn't spend in Mundus Magicus did a lot for him. Good or bad, I'm not fully sure yet."

Yue looked at her own Pactio Card. "This continuity gives me a headache."

Negi, meanwhile, was opening the door to find Akashi Yuuna, wearing sport shoes, short shorts and a basketball tee shirt, standing on their doorstep. "Yuuna-san, what happened?" he blinked at her. "Do you need any help with-"

"It's not me who needs help, it's Eva-chan. I think," Yuuna said, already walking past him and in, taking her shoes off- she wasn't wearing any socks to go with them. "Wait, why are you wearing only a robe this early?"

"Um, I was just going to take a bath," he offered.

"That's a bedrobe, not a bathrobe," Yuuna pointed out. She sniffed in his direction. "But yeah, you really need a shower. You smell kind of funny."

"Eh he heh, I'm still getting used to the customs of this country," lamely said the boy who'd spent years of real life time in Japan. "Bedrobes, bathrobes, something I get them- Evangeline, you say? What need could the Master have for me?"

"She was sort of kidnapped away right before my eyes. I think," Yuuna said, sitting on the couch. She saw something on the floor and picked it up with a frown. "Wait, this is one of Haruna's panties, only she ever wears anything this bold and ridiculous looking to the public baths. What is it doing her-"

"Hey, I'm not taking that critic from someone who wears Chicago Bulls underwear!" the naked Haruna raged, storming out of the bedroom while an also nude Yue and Nodoka vainly tried to hold her back. "Take that back, Yuuna-chan! You're offending my pride as a disciple of Happosai!"

"...!" Yuuna said as her eyes became tiny black dots.

Negi was too worried by something else to care much right now, however. "THE MASTER WAS KIDNAPPED?! THAT CAN'T BE!"

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"Wow, you're right, you're in a real pickle right now," Yuuna said, scratching herself on a cheek. She and the others sat around Chisame's dinner table now after the inevitable explanations from both sides. "If you don't tell Iinchou soon, she'll never forgive you later, but if you don't tell Matoi-senpai next, there's no telling what she'll do..."

"That can wait, what address did this 'Dana' woman give you?" Negi demanded.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, this," Yuuna pulled a piece of paper out of a pocket in her shorts and handed it to Negi. "I can't say what does it tell, but-"

"It's written in Latin," Negi quickly analyzed the note in exquisite feminine calligraphy, slightly smelly of perfume and a dash of blood. "A location in the South woods, diametrically opposite to Evangeline's Northern woods home."

"I still think you're exaggerating it," Chisame said, now clad in a light robe as well, while the other girls had simply wrapped towels around themselves. "Eva went with them willingly and they didn't make a scene, there wasn't even any violence. And from what little we saw of that Karin, she wouldn't really be the type to harm Eva... not even if she actually could!"

"We'd have to consult Misora, she got to interact with her the most before that plotline was dropped," Haruna hummed thoughtfully. "Then again, what this whale woman told Yuuna-chan is that Negi had to go with 'those he'd been with'. So we can't take Misora with us."

Negi blinked at her. "Eh? What are you trying to say with that?"

Haruna made a sign of slight exasperation. "If you're going to become a Casanova for real, you've got to learn the basic argot of ladykillers, Negi-kun. 'Been with', in this context, means 'those you've slept with', and 'slept with' means 'fucked'."

"I hadn't thought of it that way before learning what you were up to," Yuuna confessed, "but yeah, now that I think about it, you could actually see the quotation marks when she said 'those he's been with' as they left! Literally, you could see them! Freaky thing, that."

"How narratively postmodern," an impressed Shiori mused.

"That's nonsense, how could this random woman who knows Eva be aware we've started doing these things with Negi?" Chisame asked them.

"Well," Satomi adjusted her glasses on, "if she's powerful enough to make Evangeline take pause and go willingly with her, it stands to reason she might have ways to learn more about us than we even could imagine. I believe we should do as she says and take strictly those of us who are in this arrangement so far."

"That would mean taking Senpai," Nodoka pointed at Shiori, "and she's not ready for combat yet. Not in the slightest."

"I agree with Nodoka-san," Negi said rather predictably. "It's a risk we can't take..."

"We could give her a Pactio, that way she might have something to defend herself with," Haruna suggested. "If she's going to hang out with us, she'll need her baptism of fire sooner or later anyway, and now Yuecchi knows how to stage a Pactio. We don't need Chamo anymore..."

"Well, there's a silver lining to this day after all," Chisame snarked at that last part.

Yuuna raised a hand. "Okay with me, not that any of you asked, but first... I want to go with you as well."

Negi shook his head. "Sorry, Yuuna, but not this time. We have no idea what kind of game these women are pretending to play, but if they really only want those who have been in intimate contact with me to follow me, then there's not telling what they'd do if-"

"Fine, then let's fuck before we go," Yuuna casually suggested.

Everybody else around the table gave her a variation of shocked glare or another.

Yuuna shrugged. "What? Don't tell me you guys buy all that extreme Papacon propaganda around me. It's not like I actually dream of marrying Dad and having his children!"

Chisame slammed a hand down. "That's good to hear, but I'm sure he'll still kill us if he learns you gave your virtue because of us just like that!"

"But I'm not a virgin already, anyway," Yuuna added just as casually as before.

"Eeehhhh?!" Negi babbled. "When, when did this happen?!"

"Okay, so it wasn't with a guy, not yet, but there was this time when I was exposed to a love potion and, along two other girls I won't name to protect their privacy-"

"Oh my God, you did it with Ako and Akira!" Haruna said.

"Eeeeeehhhhh!" Yuuna protested. "Akira-chan remains pure and virginal as snow and-! Crap."

"You did it with Izumi and Sasaki!" Chisame said.

"Why does it have to be Maki-chan?! I know other people too, ya know! It could've been with Asakura, or Mana, or- or- Alright, fine, it was with Maki-chan, you win! Can we fuck now, Negi-kun? Before Eva dies of old vampire age in captivity or they put a stake through her or something?"

Negi slumped down in his chair. "I should have taken the time to teach this class better morals."

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Eventually, Negi had been convinced to go with it while Chisame looked away and kept mum. But then, just as the other girls were following him and Yuuna into the bedroom, Yuuna stood in their way. "And where do you think you're going?"

"Um, we're going to assist you, naturally," Yue said. "After all, you said this was your first time with a b- a man, and-"

"Thank you, but I've watched and read a fair lot of saucy stuff, and Negi's done this song and dance routine a few times, I assume he can lead," Yuuna waved a finger on Yue's nose. "I'd rather have my first time be just between me and my man, thanks for being so understanding too."

And she closed the door on their faces.

Haruna whistled. "Tricky customer...! Not the type to share that much, is she?"

"So much for someone allegedly used to play with a team," Nodoka mused aloud.

"Well, in a way she's perfectly right, these things ARE supposed to happen between a man and a woman, without voyeurs," Chisame reasoned. "It's us who have been weirdos about this 'til now..."

The other girls stared quietly at her.

"What?" Hasegawa sneered. "You know I'm totally correct!"

"We'll need to do something to entertain ourselves until Sensei and Akashi-san are finished," Satomi said.

"You're right, we might as well be arming ourselves for the battle surely ahead of us," Chisame said, "and-"

"I was thinking of something else, life's too short when one constantly goes against the awesome powers of the occult," Haruna interrupted, throwing the towel off herself. "I'm not the type to stand aside and just not fuck while a friend's getting her brains fucked off."

Chisame gulped as the five girls advanced on her. "This is something else Matoi's going to be angry about!"

"We like living dangerously," Nodoka summed up, dropping her own towel, and then all of them seized Chisame at once.

"Oh wow, they're lustful as hell, aren't they?" Yuuna asked, pulling her tee shirt off while Negi sat on the bottom bunk, already without his robe. "How do you keep up with all of them at once?"

Negi made a vague shrug of shoulders. "Let's just say that my training has pretty much rendered me immune to exhaustion, it seems."

"Sounds neat, something like that would make me a perfect player," Yuuna daydreamed, skinning her shorts off as Negi's eyes wandered all over her figure. "Hey. You want me on top, or bottom?"

"I don't really have a preference," Negi truthfully said, his erection already throbbing as Yuuna took her bra off, full breasts of brownish nipples springing free with a single healthy light bounce. "Whatever you like best."

"Silly, it's not like I've been with a man yet, so I don't know if penetration is better from above or below," she explained. "Well, you aren't heavy, so I guess we'll try with the bottom first. Not this bottom yet, though," she quickly warned, placing a hand on her ass. "Maki-chan tried to slip some fingers in there. I didn't like it."

"From what Satomi-san says, that way needs a special manner of previous lubrication, so we haven't tried that yet," Negi said dazedly. "Haruna says she'll look for it online."

"Just like Paru, huh?" Yuuna asked, now slipping the panties off, showing off her small patch of dark pubic hair. Seeing him eyeing it directly, she blushed. "What's wrong? Paru's hairier!"

"N-No, there's nothing wrong," Negi gulped. "I was simply trying to determine whether you were... lubricated enough or not yet."

"Oh, that!" Yuuna looked down at herself, touching herself a few times. "Not just yet, I'd say... Look, get on your back, we're going to try something I once saw in a doujin." As he obeyed, she crawled on him, positioning herself so her mouth would hover above his penis, and her vagina over his now wide open mouth. "You've given head before, right?"

"Wha-What's that?" Negi asked.

Yuuna sighed. "Licking the girl out until she's ready, Negi-kun."

"Ah!" He brightened up. "Yes, I've been taught that too! Not with that name, and not in this position, but...!"

"Nice, then put to work on that while I repay you from here. One hand washes the other, and all that," Yuuna said, rubbing his phallus in her hand a few times before lowering her mouth and licking the head, much to his groaning pleasure. "Am I doing good?"

"I... I'd say you're a natural..." Negi gasped, marvelling at how good her technique was when compared to Nodoka's. Not as good as Haruna's, but close.

"Thanks, but less flattery, more actual rewarding," Yuuna said over the next few lickings, getting into the taste as she pushed her privates against his face. Next, she went for the gold and engulfed the harda member into her mouth, and he cried into her muff before eagerly grabbing her asscheeks and starting to lick at her vulva.

Outside, Haruna paused in her licking of Chisame's right armpit, but kept the girl's arms held above her head, while Chisame and Nodoka kissed, Shiori and Satomi suckled on Hasegawa's breasts, and Ayase rubbed her vagina vigorously against Chisame's. "This might be trouble," Haruna said, "We're nerds and Yuuna's a jock, and jocks fancy themselves the natural enemy and predator of the nerd. I hope she doesn't start getting weird ideas about Negi-kun..."

"I'm... not a neeeeeerd..." Chisame moaned as she pushed back against Yue, small hearts in her eyes.

"Yeah, fine, you aren't, whatever you say," Haruna went back to kissing her sweaty armpit. "Don't get so salty about that, Chi-chan."

Yuuna pulled back as Negi's semen exploded in her mouth. "Uwaaa!" she said, choking in the fluid. "What the hell, this tastes much worse than the dick itself!"

"S-Seriously?" Negi gasped as she rolled off him to sit aside on the mattress, wiping her mouth with the back of a fist and spitting all over the sheets. "The rest of the girls seem to like it..."

"Honya and Senpai are just too nice to say anything, and Paru is Paru," Yuuna said, finally spitting the last remains of that awful taste out of her mouth. "Thank God one doesn't have tastebuds in the cunt!"

Then she looked at Negi's still hard thing, protruding from his crotch. "Wow, so you really weren't kidding with that 'tireless' boast after all, huh?"

Negi allowed himself a small smile of pride. "I'd like to think I'm not one prone to gratuitous lies." He sat up, and grabbed Yuuna's right leg, and pulled it up so her vaginal lips were spread before him. "Now, I see you're humid enough as to proceed with the next stage, so let's not make Master wait any longer than she has to..."

"W-Wait, where's the condom, aren't you- Iiiiiiii!" Yuuna said as his cock entered her pinkness easily.

Negi stopped immediately, alarmed. "Did, did it hurt?!"

"No! No, it's not that! But, why are you just going in raw?!"

"Raw?" Negi echoed dubiously.

Yuuna sighed again and shook her head. "Never mind. You're already all the way in, so wht the fuck, just give me the whole show, Negi-kun..."

"Okay, it that's what you really want," Negi said contentedly, procceeding to copulate the living wits out of Yuuna, taking her with such a loving, exuberant youthful vigor that she couldn't even understand it. Normally Negi-kun was kind of morose and moody, and even when smiling there was some lingering sadness about him, but it seemed that he'd found something, other than beating each other senseless with people, that he could truly abandon himself into, with the same passion Yuuna devoted to basketball.

And Yuuna was actually glad about that, she realized, and not just because this felt so damn good. Much better, certainly, with her time with Ako, and more or less as good as her experience with Makie, fingers up the ass aside. Yuuna smiled, seeing him smile back, and their bodies thrusted and pushed against each other on the bed, surrendering themselves to a theme as old as mankind.

"I, I, I l..." she stopped herself as she ran her fingers through his dark red hair, wondering if that was the correct word. Then she decided that yes, there were several kinds of love after all, and sweet dear Negi-kun definitely fell into one of them for her. She'd figure out which later. "I love you, Negi-kun..." she mused fondly, pecking him on the lips, somewhat awkwardly due to their difference in heights.

"Me too... Yuuna..." he panted, no way also having his own inner debate on the nature of love, and then Yuuna felt alarm, as that love had just made him tense unnaturally. "I'm going, I'm going to..."

"N-No, Negi-kun, wait, I thought you were going to- Oh shit!" Yuuna howled in an orgasm brought by the shot of his warm cum within her, all the way up to the womb's depth. "Oh motherfucking shit, Negi, today wasn't a safe day...!"

"A... A safe day?" Negi panted, still keeping himself buried into her.

"Yeah, you know, I could get pregnant today!" Yuuna waved her hands. "Hadn't they told you about this yet?!"

Negi blinked. "Chisame said it should be all right, time doesn't move forward anyway, so..."

"That... That might be true, but... Oh, what the flipping fuck, I guess I asked for it," Yuuna deflated into a weary sigh and goofy smirk. "And it WAS just incredible, Negi-kun. We've gotta do it again."

"Right, but not right now," Negi said pulling out, "Master is still in likely danger, and-"

"Oh, no, of course. Next time I've gotta bring Ako and Maki-chan and Akira, and maybe Skuld too..."

"But you said you didn't like voyeurs..."

"That's for my first time as a maiden, Negi-kun. This one was special, you'll see."

"Okay, but wouldn't theirs be their own special first too, and...?"

Yuuna grabbed a pillow and held it against his face. "Negi-kun, pleaaaaase," she begged, then got off the bed with a smile and sigh, walking to the door as the boy stared mesmerized at her ass. "I'll take a quick shower while you give Senpai her Pactio, then we finally can- Huh!" As she opened the door, they were greeted by the view of Haruna and Chisame scissoring while Yue, Nodoka, Satomi and Shiori formed a daisy chain a few steps away. "On second thought, Negi-kun, you take your shower first. There's something I'd kind of like trying before..."

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"Oh... Izumi-san, right?" Mai stopped before her living quarters' front door, noticing the shorter girl who was passing by en route to her own rooms. "You're in Negi-sensei's club as well, aren't you?"

Ako came to a halt, then turned around to look at the senpai. Usually high school students didn't room in the same story as junior high girls, but the special circumstances behind the arrival of Tokiha-senpai and her roommates had obligated for them to be located in the same wing as the 3-A girls.

"Ah? N-No, not exactly, that's Yuuna-chan and Maki-chan," the girl still wearing her football trainer shirt informed her. "Why do you ask, Senpai?"

"Well, today I saw Yuuna-san in the restaurant, along Evangeline-san, and then Evangeline-san was taken away by two women," Mai replied. "I figured it'd be one of those special affairs you often get entangled into, so I actually grew kinda worried. Are they okay?"

Ako blinked. "Seriously? I hadn't heard anything about that! Let me see..." she pulled her cellphone out and made a call on speed dial, only to end up frowning at the lack of response. "No, Yuuna-chan turned her phone off. Maybe Sensei would know..."

They both looked at the door across the hall, and then Ako walked up to it and rang.

After a couple tries more, it was evident nobody would be answering. A dark skinned head with glasses and short purplish hair peeked out of Mai's apartment. "Oh, welcome back, Mai-sama," this girl said, smiling at Mai, who stood next to Ako now. "If you're looking for Sensei, I saw them leaving with his roommates and a few other students half a hour ago."

"For real, Anthy?" Mai blinked at the 'Rose Bride' she'd ended up gaining somehow during her days in Ohtori. "Didn't they say where they'd be going?"

Himemiya Anthy shook her head as a tiny monkey-mouse thing popped up over her shoulder and quickly sat on her head. "Sorry, I had no idea you'd be interested, so I didn't think of asking. Would you like for Mikoto-chan to track them down?"

"Mai, I'm not tracking anyone until we've had dinner," Minagi Mikoto peeked out around Anthy's waist, pouting. "I don't work well on an empty belly..." the young girl groaned childishly.

'Foreshadowing: The Key to your Future Developments' read a tiny sign the animal on Anthy's head had just pulled out of somewhere, holding it up for everyone to see.

Mai pretended she hadn't noticed, though, probably for the best for all the good it'd do in the long run.

---

"I still say that we should just transform already," Chisame insisted as they travelled up the woods, heading into the mountains.

"No, that could be interpreted as a declaration of hostilities and give them an excuse," Negi rebuked her again, marching at the head of the group. "I can transform instantly at the first sign of danger. Just remember to fall back and let me fight unobtrused. I'll let you know if I need your help."

"Why, give a man an inch and he'll take the whole," Haruna mused. "We're turning kinda patriarchal, aren't we, Negi-kun?"

"I'm so sorry," Shiori said, keeping her gaze low. "If I'd only gotten an offense-oriented artifact…"

Negi smiled back at her. "Don't beat yourself up over it, it'll have plenty of useful applications later on."

"Yeah, apologize too much and you'll start sounding like Ai-senpai," Chisame said. "The time for talking is past anyway, look ahead!"

She pointed up, and they all gasped at the sheer size and magnificence of a fortress rising in the wilderness, just recently revealed amidst the tall trees. It was at least three times bigger than the Einzbern Castle itself, and no matter who you asked, they'd have all agreed it was awe inspiring indeed. However, if anyone had had the time to asl Negi's current part on the details of its structure, no pair of them could have agreed on them.

For Negi, it was visible as the solid black stronghold of a dark overlord, with tall, spindly towers of spiked shapes everywhere, trying to pierce the sky. In Chisame's eyes, it was more of a traditional historic relic, well kept and looking like a cultural attraction in a day off to the public, yet still imposing and foreboding. Satomi saw it as a fascinating architectonic triumph of sleek design, with chromed black and gray walls and surrounded by a deep pit stretching at least two stories' worth of length under the ground.

For Nodoka, it was terrible and intimidating, a thing to be conquered, with cyclopean towers, a fungous smell distantly drifting from it, and the faint toll of vile bells echoing within. Yue perceived it as completely silent, beautiful and delicate, the castle of a fairy queen perhaps, gothic but alluring to the soul. Haruna thought it was dilapidated and decaying, on the edge of plunging over the cliff. In Shiori's just as unvoiced opinion it was a monolithic blunt thing, almost shaped like a box, compact in its hugeness, and black all over as well. Finally, had you asked Yuuna, she'd have described it as Greek or Roman in style, something you saw in a National Geographics TV show, and mostly gray and dusty white.

"What kind of creature could live there?" Yue voiced what was in everyone's minds regardless.

"Everything seems quiet," Negi said, since only Nodoka could hear the bells, "and there's no one guarding the perimeter. Yet, this clearly wasn't here before, Setsuna-san would have mentioned it from her patrols. Maybe it's the work of a Servant, or—"

Then something leapt from between the trees and made a beeline for her, swinging a weapon they recognized as a long warhammer of sorts, and Negi, who appeared to be the figure's actual target, moved in response ahead, just as swiftly, blocking the blunt end heading towards him with a powerful kick. The weapon did not break, but the person wielding it was pushed back, and when the dust of her heels grinding against the ground settled, they all saw her for what she was, a beautiful black haired lady rather reminiscent of Kugimiya Madoka in looks. For some reason, she was wearing a Mahora Female High School uniform now.

"Ah! Karin-san, isn't that correct?" Satomi asked. "Why are you attacking us? What have you done with Evangeline?"

"You thread into the domains of Dana, the Witch of the Rift," the other woman huffed, falling back into a battle ready position. "I recognize you for what you are, of course. Negi Springfield, son of the Thousand Master, and his entourage. If you are to see the Master of Puppets, Dark Evangel, you must fight me first."

"Eh, I thought you'd more or less worked past your grudge against Eva-chan?" Haruna asked. "What happened, did she do something to you again?"

"Far from it," Karin said. "I fight on her behalf, so she won't become another of your thralls. Now engage me or leave. I'm not in the mood for verbal discussion."

"So be it then," Negi said, pulling his shirt off and handing it back to Chisame. It was a fine shirt, no point on shredding it. "There's no time to waste and I know from past experience that you won't listen so easily. Even if you can't be harmed, I'm sure I can still overcome you."

"You assume far too much, boy," Karin said, and threw herself against him, swinging mercilessly once more.

---

After ringing two more times, the door opened for Ako, and out peeked a perfectly round metallic head covered on a wide brimmed hat. Two small shiny eyes looked directly at her, from below, and she only glared silently at the small robot for a moment afterwards.

"Is Skuld-chan in?" the blue haired girl asked at last, and the machine of spindly limbs stepped aside to let her walk in, bowing his head as he did so. Sighing, Ako made it into the apartment Yuuna now shared with a literal goddess, and stopped by the dining room, in wide eyed surprise.

"S-Senpai?" she gasped, seeing a familiar looking person sitting miserably at the table, opposite a Skuld who tapped diligently on the keyboard of her sleek new laptop, seemingly oblivious to Ako's arrival. "What… Why are you in, well, dressed up like that?!"

Morisato Keiichi-senpai, now apparently wearing some long black hair in addition to a rather ugly blouse and long skirt, looked up from his plate of dinner with eyes distraught eyes as to give Itoshiki-sensei a bad case of envy. A woman's voice came out of his throat. "The Ultimate Force…"

"The what?" Ako asked.

"The divine force keeping Yggdrasil and Midgard together, and establishing the terms of my contract with Keiichi," Skuld calmly said, still not deigning to look at Ako. "The terms of his wish were for me to stay with him forever, and so the Force came to fully line itself up with them after a fashion."

Ako blinked. "I… I don't get it."

Now Skuld did give her a condescending, bland look. "They don't allow grown men in this building, remember? Say it already, what has Yuuna gotten herself into this time?"

Ako still struggled to process what she'd just been faced with. "Oh! Oh, I… I think I understand. I'm so sorry, Senpai! When did it happen?"

"This morning, I just woke up and… They were gone!" Keiichi lamented, taking both hands to her own head. "This is terrible, how will I explain it to my family! And the guys at the club, they'll get the wrong idea! Why didn't Sku-chan become a boy instead, at least?"

Skuld shot him an annoyed stare. "It's much easier to transfigure mortal flesh than divine matter, everybody knows that!" she snapped at him. "Be patient, I'm trying to see what I can do! But anyway," she looked at Ako again, "what's the deal with Yuuna? She's taking too long, and you wouldn't be here if not for her…"

Ako sighed again. "Yes, yes, apparently she was with Evangeline-san when two strangers took Evangeline-san away from a restaurant, towards whereabouts unknown. Now apparently Yuuna went to look for her with Negi-sensei, his roommates and the librarians, but we can't get hold of any of them! You're Ala Alba too, and you claim being an all knowing goddess, so I figured you might know what's going on…"

"I know about the things I care to know about," Skuld shrugged. "Why should I be expected to keep tabs on all the enemies Evangeline's made through the centuries? Oh, don't give me that look," she frowned. "Do you have a description of these two strangers? Did you see them?"

"No, but Tokiha-senpai did," Ako reported. "She said there was a girl who looked a lot like Madoka, and then a woman as big as a house in a fancy dress, who was quite chummy with Evangeline, and that made her uneasy for some reason…"

Skuld froze in her chair, her face twitching aside.

"Those aren't good news, huh," Keiichi said dryly.

After several moments of horrified pause, Skuld cracked out a weak, "That huge woman, if she's who I think she is… She's basically, to Eva, what Eva is to us."

"Not good at all, then," said Ako, who didn't have real firsthand experience with Eva but had heard all the stories from Yuuna.

"That's the extremely optimistic way to phrase it," Skuld answered.

"It occurs to me, Skuld-chan," Ako mused, "that for a goddess, you aren't exactly the best person to predicate portents and spread hope…"

"Believe me, given the circumstances, I *am* being hopeful as Nifelheim!"

---

"They move too fast!" an irritated Yuuna complained as she kept on trying to take aim with her Pactio guns. The shirtless Negi and the Karin girl kept on moving faster than she could follow all up the hillside, towards the building, while the Ministra Magi tried to keep up, running after them.

Negi was faster moving, but Karin, being invulnerable, mostly shrugged all of his attacks off. He reckoned mere spells would be completely useless so he had resorted to his incomplete Magia Erebea form, lighting trailing behind him as he hammered with his fists and feet on Karin, never leaving any bruises but slowly damaging and ripping more and more of her clothes. Her skirt was by now reduced to only a few shreds hanging around her slim waist, and it'd been only a couple of minutes since their quick paced battle had begun.

"That idiot will burn himself out before we even reach that other woman," Chisame estimated bitterly. "We'd better call on the others already!"

Negi by now was at throwing distance of the massive manor, and proved it sort by gathering power in a charged hand, then using it to punch Karin several feet upwards, and through a stone wall, knocking her in. "Thanks for opening the door for us, Karin-san...!" he shouted after her.

"Oh God, Kotaro's been an influence on him," Yue said as they almost reached him, the boy panting and sweating but smiling and clearly nowhere ready to give up. "Sensei! Maybe we'd better try something to incapacitate her! If you keep her quiet, I could freeze her with a-"

"Forget that, this'll work better," Yuuna clenched her teeth and shot at Karin's head when she poked out angrily. "Yeah! Now I've got a clear shot...!"

And indeed, the magical canceling bullet did hit Karin squarely between the eyes. But the black haired enemy just rubbed her forehead irritably and asked, "Do you think this will even slow me down?"

"Oh, sure it will!" Yuuna smirked. "Say goodbye to your invulnerability, Hon, that beauty's just-"

"I know what it does," Karin readied her mallet again. "It won't work on the gifts I was cursed with. They come directly... from God Himself."

Yuuna blinked. "What the fuck."

"Good. Then this won't hurt you either," Negi steeled himself and then flew towards Karin, feet first, plowing her deeper into the fortress, and forcefully entering the premises after her.

---

Their struggle had, almost immediately, taken them to a long hall, flanked by dual exhibitions of old suits of armor. Some of them had four arms, or the lower half of a mighty stallion. Several were pitch blacks, others silver, or crimson red, or the purest white. The floor, decorated by luxury red carpets, trembled under the brutal exchanges of blows between both warriors, but not even once the armors fell from their stands, as if rooted there by forces far beyond even Negi's.

The 3-A girls and Shiori poured through the newest large hole in a wall, beholding at Negi, now wearing nothing but the upper half of some very tattered pants, stubbornly trading hits with Karin, who by now was just wearing white underwear and a torn sock, with some shreds of uniform randomly clinging to her frame over them. Neither appeared to be hurt at all, but both seemed rather incensed at each other.

"Why do you claim to speak for her?" Negi was growling, raining fists down on that face that refused to assimilate any damage. "She's more than able enough to speak by herself! As a matter of fact, to pretend otherwise is offending her…!"

"Do you think you know her any better than I do?!" Karin protested back, standing her ground against his superior speed and mobility. "You've only known her for what, months at best?! I was her loyal follower for decades! No, centuries! You're just as bad as that entitled automaton…"

"You won't speak ill of Chachamaru!" Negi roared, slamming her against a wall, only for her to smash him at once on both sides of his head. The whole room shook just as violently. "Where is she?! Where is Evangeline?! Why are you so—"

"I am right here, Boya," a familiar voice said from above. "Stop being such a noisy nuisance, will you?"

They all looked up, to see Evangeline standing at the edge of some marble stairs leading to the upper floors. Wearing her skimpy black negligee, her current position gave a clear view of the thong bottoms clinging to her crotch and butt.

"Master!" Negi sighed out in relief.

Karin blinked, confused. "What… Why are you interfering? I thought the two of you had agreed—"

"The deal was we'd let you see if you could hold him back from entering," the tiny blonde terror sneered, then acrobatically jumped down and landed on her bare feet before them, throwing her long black cape off. "You obviously couldn't, but then, I wasn't expecting for anything else. Good as you are, you are still a protector, not an attacker, and velocity never was your forte."

"Eva, what the hell's going on here?" Chisame demanded while Nodoka readied her Clow Staff and Haruna frowned, fingers flexing over her drawing pad. "Is this some sort of test for us?"

"You got it right," Mc Dowell allowed with a curt nod, "but not one of my design this time. The obnoxious mistress of this house and I have… reached an agreement, a bet of sorts, if you would like. She wants to see if you're worthy of being my student, as she fancies herself my own teacher. Thus, she wishes to be sure her alleged legacy isn't falling in the wrong hands."

Yuuna gasped. "Your teacher?! That mammoth of a woman taught you?!"

"Shhhhhhh!" Evangeline hissed at her. "Do you want to die, you idiot?! She can hear you, just like I can anywhere in my resort!"

Yuuna paled while Yue took on the questions. "There's got to be more into it than that, isn't there? After all, she insisted that only us could come here with Sensei…"

Eva smiled smugly. "Yes, well, there's that as well…" She looked cagily at the already flustered Negi. "I didn't think you'd be so bold, Boya. For once, you have truly surprised me! I must admit I wasn't expecting that, when Dana told me you'd been fooling around with these airheads so early…"

Nodoka, Chisame, Yue and Shiori all blushed deeply while Negi broke into a violent fit of coughing and choking, which caused a small smile to tug at the corners of Karin's lips for a moment.

"Wait, wait a second here!" Haruna spoke. "How the fuck did she even know…?"

Eva grumbled, mood soured just as bitterly. "Okay, so Dana's place has a small advantage over mine. From here she can look at anywhere in the world, and of course, despite being a Noble, pureblood vampire, she doesn't have anything better to do than checking on what my pet projects are doing at any given time."

"Figures," Haruna said. "So I've already starred in adult voyeur tapes for uber vampires without even noticing? I better get some royalties out of this!"

"Karin, who's been working for Dana of late," Eva added, flexing her arms up and down and then stretching her legs as if to casually prepare for battle, "thought I'd be the next to fall for Boya and become a glorified sex slave, as if I were an actual child to be ensnared and seduced," she sneered, making Karin's fair cheeks blush. "We humored her and let her have the first shot, but now it's time for you to move to the next level, Boya." She began walking towards Negi, hips swaying sensually. She licked her lips over. "It's been a time since I last gave you a really good beating."

Negi gulped. "O-Okay, if you feel you really need to prove yourself before your—"

"This isn't about herrrrrrrr!" Evangeline growled, again switching to indignation just like that. "The nerve of you, just for that, I'm going to fuck you up extra hard now!"

"Umm, when you say—" Chisame began, nervously.

"EVERY sense of the word!" Eva confirmed, bringing her fists up.

Negi was so thrown off base by that, as she'd expected, that he didn't even see the first punch coming.

---

"Rika has determined," Shiguma Rika said, sounding extremely serious, "that Hakase Satomi-chan is sexually active."

Sekijou Sawako and Soryu Asuka Langley paused at the middle of pulling their labcoats off and stared blankly at the bespectacled, ponytailed girl.

"Ahhhh, I know what are you thinking!" Rika smiled and wagged a finger. "You're telling yourselves 'There goes Rika again, making convoluted sex scenarios in that depraved mind of hers'! Yet this is no invention, no fabrication, and certainly no prank or joke! Certainly, you must have noticed Satomi's frequent, unusual absences of late, and that when she works with us, it looks like her mind is elsewhere..."

"The reason why we don't work together that much anymore, you horny numbskull," Asuka told her harshly, "is that we don't see her that often anymore because we're part of an ultra secret project she isn't privvy to. Idiot."

"And why doesn't Chao-chan want her there with us, despite both of them being best friends?" Rika said, undeterred. "It's because Chao-chan's smarter than you and can tell! Satomi-chan has been emotionally compromised by the power of Shota Lust, and it was only a matter of time before she succumbed to it! Behold!" she said, holding a test tube full with a clear liquid before them.

Sekijou blinked. "What's that? Don't tell me that-"

"Yesssss!" Rika said. "Since absent minded Satomi-chan always forgets flushing, Rika took urine samples from the toilet after she used it, and Rika analyzed them to find out that, drum roll..."

"GROSS!" Asuka pulled back in utter disgust, cringing. "Keep that filthy thing away from us!"

Rika frowned. "Oh, Asuka-chan, how can you call yourself a scientist if you can't handle the close sight of your friend's urine mixed with semen traces from her boy teacher?"

"Hakase's not my friend, and if you don't put that away right now I swear I'm forcing it down your throat!" Asuka threatened.

"She'd be into it, there's no point," Sekijou said vaguely, looking more perplexed than anything else. "I always thought Chao kept her apart from the project because she didn't want her in danger if we were found out, but this... I suppose it makes sense if we consider she's 3-A after all."

"Well, even if she's doing that, what do we care?!" Asuka protested. "All the better for me, since she won't ever be making a move on-"

"Yeah, yeah, well," Sawako shook her head and folded her arms, "I don't think he'll ever show an interest on you regardless, Asuka-chan."

"The same could be said about you and a certain squirrel with glasses," Asuka replied icily.

Sekijou glared at her. "Do you want to fight...?"

"Do you think you should be saying that?" Asuka challenged back. "I'd kick your stuffing out without even trying!"

"She's got a good point there, Sawa-chan," Rika opined.

"You shut up!" both of them snapped at her.

Rika winced. "Che, Rika only was trying to be useful... Very well, if you won't help Rika to unravel this mystery for Satomi-chan's sake..." Her eyes shone and her glasses fogged up creepily as she pulled her cellphone out and began dialing, "then Rika'll have to resort to a specialist on finding the dirt out..."

"What is there to figure out, you just said you'd learned what's going on?!" Asuka said. "You just want to cut in there, don't you, you piece of sicko-!"

"Asakura-san?" Rika smiled eerily, oblivious to Asuka's latest outburst. "You wouldn't know me, but I got your number from... a friend in common. Listen, I know of your reputation, too, and as such, you're the perfect person to help me discover a series of shady events happening quite close to your own doorstep..."

---

Evangeline led the march this time, small nose haughtily high, and a proud smile etched on her face.

"You know, it was bound to happen," Chisame philosophized, walking behind her with Negi, as Yue applied her magic on him to help his healing factor. "Unlike you, she has full access to Magia Erebea and no time limit, after all."

"You did well, for what it matters," Yuuna offered moral support. "For a moment I really thought you'd win!"

"Thank you, Yuuna-chan," Negi said dryly. By the time Eva stopped by a huge black and white closed door, pretty much all of his wounds were closed and gone but the moral ones. "Is she in here?" he guessed.

"We left her here, at the very least," Karin replied coolly. "She comes and goes without warning."

"Ah," Negi said blandly. "Then, we really should knock..."

Evangeline punted the door open. "Dana, I'm done already! Tell Boya whatever you were going to, and let's get done with this!"

On a very large couch made of colorful pillows with baroque designs and intrincate linework, lounged the largest woman Chisame had ever seen. The words 'larger than life' were often thrown with too little care in her opinion, but this mastodon of a female truly impressed that way at first sight. There was a distinctive trace of non conventional beauty on her pale round face, but the danger that seemed to radiate from her light yellowish eyes and dark full lips overcame that decadent sexuality she emanated and made her more fearsome than anything else.

She was smoking a very long and thin cigarette on a black holder, and had finished blowing a few gray rings when Evangeline entered fearlessly. "Oh, Kitty, I didn't expect you so soon," the stranger said, much like a very big cat stifling its yawn. "Guess he isn't that much after all. Ah, but he is cute," she added, smiling hungrily at the intimidated Negi, who gulped despite himself.

"Good afternoon, Ma'am," he said. "Pleased to meet you. My name is Negi Springfield..."

"Likewise, young Mister Springfield," the very thick woman of very big breasts almost spilling out of her generous cleavage came to her bare white feet. "I am Dana Ananga Jagannatha, the Witch of the Rift. Please don't feel pressured to recognize my name; my existence is supposed to be a secret."

"I understand," he nodded. "Please let me introduce you to my other students, Chisame, Satomi, Haruna, Yue, Nod-"

"Come closer," Dana ordered, and they had no choice but to, along a clearly tight-faced Karin. Dana seemed to study them with her lazy stare, and then gave a vague smile, sharp canines peeking from the upper side of her mouth. "Good, good. The Ala Alba of legend! You are so pretty like this, in the bloom of your youth..."

"Legendary? You honor us, Ma'am," Negi bowed his head, "but in truth, we are just beginning..."

"That, you are," Dana allowed. "I understand you have, as we all have, hit an unfortunate bump on that development travel, which is why I am here. I have achieved the peak of my achievements, you will see. There is nothing else to go up for me, as Kitty can attest..."

"Bite me," Evangeline muttered.

"I already have, dear, you don't taste so good," her teacher reminded her with a slight rolling of eyes. "So, in the infinite boredom of looking through the kaleidoscope, I sometimes decide to assist a hard trying soul or two who have hit an unfair, undeserved dead end. I right the wrongs of flawed continuity. For I exist beyond it, and I know how it feels, drifting out of time with no purpose."

Yue blinked. "Kaleidoscope..." She remembered her recent magical readings. "You mean like... Lord Zelretch?"

Dana laughed, and those mountainous breasts of hers bounced in tandem with her laughter. Yue flinched and took a hand to her own flat chest, as did Nodoka. Shiori and Haruna only stared on and on. "Oh ho ho ho, not precisely! Our ways of looking at the whole are different! But yes, I know the old toad. And I'm sure his opinion of me is no higher than mine of his. That doesn't matter, right now. What matters is, for Kitty's sake and for the old times we shared once, I want to help you with your current problems, Negi."

"That is very generous from you, thanks," the boy said. "But, to be honest, I'm not sure what my exact problem is..."

"Well, you obviously need to get stronger, but you don't need my help with that, Jack Rakan can take care of it," Dana huffed. "However, you've also embarked on the road to form a collective for yourself, and that very rarely ends well, or even ends at all. I'll have to helm it, I certainly can't let that stupid ermine to take over the operation..."

"C-C-Collective?" Shiori echoed nervously.

"Why, precisely, my dear," Dana gave another of those dangerous smiles. "I've decided I'd like to be the madam for all of you pretty little Negi bitches."

"That's sexist!" Eva pointed out.

"It is now? Oh dear. You'll have to apologize me, that comes with living out of time after all..."

"I still don't know what a 'collective' is supposed to be," Yuuna confessed. "I mean... it's like a business deal or something? What does that have to do with-"

"No, in this context it'd be something along the lines of a group of women tending the sexual needs of a man as well as his logistic ones," Evangeline explained. "Plus increasing his status as a, let us say, mover and shaker with extra credence among the rest of men."

"A harem, then," Chisame snorted.

"Noooo," Negi waved his hands, "I wouldn't ever think of you as that! Calling you my harem would imply I see you as my servants!"

Yuuna scratched her head. "I thought the women in a harem were wives instead?"

"Mostly concubines, most of the time, actually," Yue sighed. "Of course, even if we moved to Mundus Magicus, only a small handful of us could become official wives. Probably Iinchou, Konoka, Haruka-senpai and Louise-san, since they have the highest social status of us all."

"Man, that's unfair," Yuuna grunted. "I mean, they wouldn't even be in the rank of the first five Negi fucked!"

Dana oh-ho-hoed lightly again, and then casually reached to bop Yuuna over the head with a finger, making her eyes pop up, much like Negi. "Please continue that colorful little discussion outside now, will you? We're going to test Negi's aptitude for the task and frankly, the lot of you only could provide the preliminaries."

"Ow, ow, owww!" Yuuna cried, taking hands to the sudden huge bump on her head while a concerned Negi rushed to her side. "I thought my head would go flying outta my neck...!"

"Don't be so delicate, Lady Dana only grazed you with the tip of her finger," Karin scolded her dryly. "What kind of battle partner are you?"

Then she began herding Negi's students but Evangeline towards the door. "You can look around as much as you want, any doors you aren't meant to open will not open for you regardless. The toilets are two halls to the right, and the main library is all the way ahead from here..."

"Library?" the ahoge on Haruna's head twitched.

"What the- Hey, Karin-san," Chisame still objected. "Aren't you coming? I mean, are you really going to stay and... and...?"

"My place will always be along Lady Evangeline in her key moments of need," Karin said stoically.

Eva huffed. "Funny, I'd have thought one of such moments would be the one when some idiot bound me to this pitiful school for subnormals."

A vein popped on her devoted follower's forehead and she briefly snapped her head back to bark at her, "You know I was incapacitated back then, because of you! Why you must be so cruel, always...!"

Nodoka gulped. "And... Dana-sama...?"

The huge woman clenched a confident smile. "I will be heading and supervising the whole affair hands on, naturally."

Negi paled at the implication while all of the teenagers lost all color from their faces.

"I will be trying to make sure he survives," was all Evangeline offered, matter-of-factly.

"This is all just wrong!" Chisame began to panick, even as Karin collectively dropped them outside. "If this is your idea of a joke, it isn't funny, even Kasuga, or the Joker, would be finding it in-!"

Then the door was slammed on their assembled faces, and the sound of a key clicking into a lock was heard from the inside.

"..." the teenaged girls said then.

"... okay," Chisame said after several moments. "I suppose this is what we get out of always allowing Eva to have his way with him. We gave her an inch, and... now, we only can blame ourselves. Fine. Alright. He always can summon us to his side if he needs us, and-"

"That land whale is going to crush him under her weight!" Yuuna shouted.

"Probable, but very un-PC to point out," Yue said.

"Screw political correction, she's going to fuck a child- without asking nice first, like we did!" Yuuna insisted.

"Maybe, and?" Haruna sighed. "Are we gonna be able to stop her?"

"Uh... but, we are Ala Alba, Audacia Paula, and a little bit of magic is all we need, Girls be Ambitious and-" Yuuna blinked.

Haruna exhaled again and turned around to head up the way Karin had pointed them, Yue, Nodoka and Shiori following her. "Well, right now my ambitions are on seeing what kind of supernatural fanciful awesome library do they have here. Negi-kun will be okay, you said it yourself, his magic is even more up to the task than ours."

"... aren't we even going to have sex while we wait?" Akashi wondered meekly.

Nodoka rolled her eyes. "Oh, for the love of God, Yuuna-san, we always can do that, but when will we able to see that kind of otherworldly library again?"

Yuuna now found herself standing there alone, as even Satomi and Chisame had headed down to join the librarians. After blinking several times, she followed as well, shaking her head. "I wonder if she'll at least have audiobooks...?"

---

Evangeline smiled. "Well, now that they're gone..."

"Are you sure they aren't just eavesdropping by the door?" Negi doubted. "That'd be something they'd do..."

"No, they are gone," Dana said, taking the fancy hat off her head, then the pearl necklaces from around her ample neck and bossom, and handing them over to a dutiful Karin. "I can tell."

"Ah," Negi breathed, seeing Eva shed off the last few shredded remains of the negligee, standing fully in the nude before him. It was a sight he'd grown used to while in the resort, but now his groin twitched in the last remnants of his pants. "I still believe that maybe Karin-san should accompany them, see that they don't get lost, as this place appear to be rather... wide..." he trailed off, as Dana peeled the tight dress out of of her massive anatomy, revealing the lacy black underwear underneath and barely keeping her voluminous female assets in site, "... and, and I have the sensation she's not as... fond of me that way..."

"What gave the impression I'm not fond of you?" Karin asked icily, folding Dana's clothes and setting them aside for her.

"Don't let her Ice Queen act fool you, this little bitch can be as fond of cock as me," Eva purred obscenely, slinking over to Negi and undoing his belt buckle, which made the torn pants give up and pool around his ankles. Next she ripped his boxers to nothingness with her sharp fingernails, eager. "I have a theory she was sexually frustrated from once being in a team that wouldn't humor her lust, so-"

"Don't talk in such vulgar jest about them," Karin warned while unbuttoning her blouse. "I won't allow that, even to you."

"Oh, now you're protective of them. Should've thought of that while selling them out," the blonde mocked her, starting to jerk the moaning Negi's hardness in her small hand. "Mmmm, you've grown while I wasn't looking! Not that much, but... yes, even a bit bigger now, nice... Maybe you can fit the big form after all."

"The big... form...?" Negi swallowed.

"Of course, you can't hope to fill Dana if you don't match this first," Evangeline laughed, changing into her adult form before him. His eyes drank into the sight of that curvaceous, perfect body in the bare as she shoved him onto his back on the floor and mounted him, straddling his hips and jerking him further. "Let me tell you about Karin, she and I would go to bars when we were bored, and we'd fuck every man in there. The little whore actually got pregnant like... five times, wasn't it, Karin?"

"Only four," Karin begrudgingly said, now reduced to her white underwear and black tall socks as Dana ripped the skirt off her.

"I'd have sworn it was five," Mc Dowell said, lining Negi's pulsing tip against her vaginal entrance. She already was much wet, mostly from their battle. "Regardless, she'd drop them by orphanages and then despair about it for months... which beats the point of abandoning them, wouldn't you say? Dana's hoping you can make a honest mother out of her at last..."

Somewhere in the Four Schools Area, Ciel sneezed.

"Ahhhh!" Negi said as he entered Evangeline's tightness from below, and she squeezed him with a luscious smile. "I, I, I'll see what can I do about that...!"

"Such a good little boya," Dana chuckled, finishing stripping the blushing Karin altogether and now taking her own brassiere off. The biggest breasts Negi had ever seen by far popped free, as did Negi's eyes. They both knelt at opposite sides of Negi's head, Karin with some apprehension, and Dana let one of those humongous breasts hang by Negi's face, enticing it. "But do you know what to do with this?"

While thrusting into Eva's adult body, Negi used both hands to take hold of Dana's breast and apply his mouth around the dark areola on the white flesh, licking and suckling on the nipple. The large woman ran her fingers through his hair. "Hhmm hhhmmmmm, yes, you do..."

Eva was about to make a sarcastic comment about that while riding Negi, but then Karin smashed her mouth aginst hers violently and began frenching her with the abandon of long decades of stifled need, her hands roaming all over the blonde's body, suqeezing and fondling each supple curve.

Maybe that was for everyone's best.

---

Kyoko and Misato couldn't ever cook a proper meal, Asuka had realized that long ago, so she'd rolled her sleeves up, asked for that old childhood friend of hers for online advice, and learned to cook so she wouldn't be either underfed or a ball of lard by the time she was twenty one.

On the downside, once Misato and Mom had realized that, they'd made her the default cook of the household, and cooking for others, even your own mom, was a drag, especially when they never seem to be thankful. Whenever Asuka had to pull extra hours at the labs, Misato just called for takeout or fast food, and so they were dining pizza this evening. Asuka liked pizza so she wasn't complaining, and yet she must have looked unhappy, as even Mom caught up on it before the pizza was finished.

"Asuka-chan, something happened today?" the blonde woman asked. "You're more silent than usual tonight..."

"Eh, it's nothing," the redhead grunted. "Shiguma was being a disgusting bitch, that's all."

"Has she gone on to fondle you?" Misato asked. "But you kicked her ass, right? Or do you want me to arrange an extra?"

"Noooo, it's not that," Asuka grinded her teeth. Tempting as it was for Misato to set something up for her, Asuka prided herself on playing fair and square. "It's just, well, she was rambling nonsense about Negi-sensei..."

"Oh, so she was fondling him," Kyoko said, nodding.

"No, it's not that either," Asuka fumed. "She says he's been boinking Hakase, can you imagine that?"

"Hakase... that's his roommate, right?" her mother's roommate- at least that was the official story- tried to remember, taking another chug from a can of Ebisu. "What moved her to say that?"

"You won't believe it, that sicko took a sample of Hakase's urine from the toilet this morning," the girl grumbled. "Says the brat must have fucked her before coming, maybe in the shower..."

"Oh, how scandalous," Kyoko said with a small shrug of shoulders, clearly not caring much either way.

Asuka frowned at Katsuragi. "Misato, if he ever would be to actually do that with his students, you'd have to move in, right? After all, you're charged with security here..."

"No, I'm the government's liaison to Mahora on the matters of public security," Misato reminded her. "What happens behind closed doors in student dorms, as long as it doesn't involve terrorist plans or anything like that, falls on Mahora's own private security. Besides, we can't look into unproved claims, just like that. Didn't you say that girl's just some delusional weirdo anyway?"

"Yeah, she is, but-"

"Oh, I wouldn't say that," Kyoko opined. "Shiguma-kun is a bright mind, one of the most promising rising minds in her fields right now. Sure, she might be slightly eccentric, but-"

"Mooooom, don't take the creep's side now!"

"- but if she says she suspects foul play, I might be inclined to believe her, considering how knowledgeable on sex she appeared to be when we talked," Kyoko finished. "Her expertise on semen samplings and comparisons with other manners of genetic material is highly remarkable."

"You might want to take that to the Discipline Committee, then," Misato suggested Asuka. "What if you take Mari there while you're at it? She could use a tour of the school's authorities while she's starting, so she doesn't get over her head. Honestly, some of the things I've heard about her kind of concern me."

Asuka blinked. "Mari? Who's 'Mari'?"

"Oh, that's correct, we hadn't told you yet...!" Kyoko said with an air of great enlightment. "But I thought you'd tell her, Misato-chan?"

"Why would I? She's your daughter, Kyoko-chan."

"But she's your daughter as well..."

"No, Misato's not my dad. I refuse," Asuka said, stone faced. "Just tell me already, who is-"

"Commander Ikari asked me to host Makinami Mari Illustrious, a fledging talent from the Neo-Tokyo installations, for the term of her stay at Mahora," Misato said matter-of-factly. "I'm sure you won't mind sharing your room with her? You need more normal friends, who aren't just genius scientists..."

"There's nothing wrong with genius scientists, Misato-chan," Kyoko observed. "I am one."

"I know, but variety is a must in a girl's social-"

"I already have Hikari!" Asuka protested, slamming her hand on the table. "And nobody who comes from the installations could ever be normal!"

"Geez, are you people fighting again? I could hear you from the shower," said a small, humanoid white feathered female duck, suddenly walking in from another room, wearing nothing but the towel around her shoulders she was using to wipe the white hair on her head dry. "You remembered to save pizza for me, right?"

Asuka pushed her own plate towards her. "You can have mine too, Della. I've lost my appetite."

---

Negi thought he might be starting to get slightly mad from sensorial overwhelming, being honest to himself.

The way Evangeline was riding his cock, so merciless, vigorous and desperate, was enough to make even Haruna at her horniest appear comparatively tame and chaste. It wasn't an unexpected thing, since she appeared to treat sex just the same as fighting training, but much like with that manner of activity, Negi still had to struggle hard to keep up with her, and Karin and Dana weren't helping matters any. Both naked black haired females, on their knees and elbows by the sides of his torso, attacked his face and chest with constant kisses, lickings and bites.

Their approaches were as different as themselves, too; Karin kissed and nibbled with surgical precision while subtly ticklinng Negi's armpits with her hands, while Dana, a vampire after all, mostly would bite and chomp, but never suction his blood, instead licking out the blood that would pour out of his small wounds. It was obvious she didn't wish to risk turning him into a vampire, even if accidentally, at least not yet, by granting him the full Nosferatu kiss. Her large hands were bolder than Karin's, fondling his muscles to the point of almost hurting him, and yet this was proving to be surprisingly successful at providing more stimulation along her full, thick lips.

This would be it. He had struggled valiantly through several minutes of this joint treatment now, under three combined forces that would have broken any normal man instantly, but by now even he had to concede defeat.

"Oh my goodness, oh Master, I am, I cannot anymore, I- Ahhh!" he shouted, arching his back and then shooting upwards into Evangeline's hot, viciously gripping hungry snatch. With a last moan, the blonde threw her head and hair back, her breasts pulling such a large bounce that it instantly drew Karin's attention back to them. "Master!"

"Oh, yes!" Eva said, her concentration broken by her own finally reached orgasm, to the point she lost control of the illusion transformation and she reverted back to her much younger form, which made the tightness around Negi grow even more oppressing, squeezing a few more ropes of semen into her, and also a few more grunts from him. "Nice..." she purred almost drunkenly, supporting her hands on his chest.

"So... you actually liked it, that's a relief," Negi breathed deeply. "I was actually afraid I wouldn't measure..."

"Well," Eva caught her breath back now that she was much more petite. It was slightly odd, Negi mused, as that shouldn't have any effect on her endurance either way, but perhaps she still was reeling from not drinking blood for a while, and from the recent exertion of keeping her adult shape. Plus, he was starting to get the creeping sensation that this place did... things to people. He couldn't tell why he felt that way, though. "It wasn't the best fucking I ever get, but then most men out there are just that, men, so you're still fairly high up there," she teased, lightly playing with his lips with two fingers. "Don't grow too complacent with this praise, however, Boya. You still have a lot to do."

Negi swallowed. "O-Of course, should it start with Karin-san or Dana-sam-?"

Eva sneered, pulling back off him, and resting on her back, legs spread wide. "What are you talking about, you imbecile? You haven't done this form yet! This is how you first met me, and how I spend most of my time with you! You owe me this much!"

Negi actually blushed, blinking. "Oh... Oh! I'm sorry, naturally!" He moved over him, jerking himself and applying a recovering spell on his penis to snap it out of its fluid covered flaccidness. "Um, how do you think I would compare to my fath-"

"Must you think of Nagi even right now?!" Eva complained while Dana laughed, and even Karin couldn't help cracking a small sardonic smile. "How should I know, the cretin never touched me, but by Jove, I'll squeeze everything he owes me out of your cock! Now don't bother to be gentle, just do me hard and fast! Put as much power in as possible!"

"All right," Negi said placatingly, touching her vaginal lips with his tip, "but you regenerate so well that I have to assume that you will have also long regrown a hym-"

"Of course I have, shut up, the pain only adds to the enjoyment!" she snapped at him, grabbing him by the shoulders and pulling him into a mighty shove. "Nnnggh!" she bit on her lower lip as he broke the barrier, and blood surrounded him. "See, like that! Oh, fuck...!"

Dana smiled as she stood by Karin's side, an arm sneaking around the shorter woman's hips so she could squeeze Karin's right buttock. "This must bring you old memories back, doesn't it?"

"Yes. Yes, it does," Karin confirmed, eyes fixed on how Negi began to move in and back into Evangeline's tiny frame, her toes pointing at the ceiling as her legs clasped on his body.

Dana reached down to sloppily kiss Karin's cheek, leaving fresh prints of Negi's blood. "The pain only adds to the enjoyment for you as well, am I right...?"

"You are always correct, My Lady," Karin tightly said, struggling to remain cold.

The full lips moved to hers then. Karin did not resist, only keeping on watching and listening. "That, I am. Of course, you believe you don't deserve anything but pain and ache..."

"No. No, I don't," Karin fought the thick knot in her throat now.

Dana fondled Karin's breasts. "There is so much tragic beauty in you. But this particular story isn't supposed to be a tragedy. I will show you something else," she decided, right before roughly shoving Karin to the floor and then diving with her mouth right into the hairless cunt.

---

Inugami Kotaro stood in silence before the closed door, gathering all of his courage and willpower. He looked up and down at said door, appretiating the quality of the wood, since he had been raised in the woods after all. That appreciation helped him to soothe his nerves, unused to any real tension even in the middle of deadly combat.

Finally, he lifted a fist and held it before the door. And he stopped there. Until, a moment later, he backed away when he saw a pink topped little head popping out, the door being pushed open almost on his nose.

"See? See?!" the small girl who had just opened shouted at someone still inside. "I told you there was someone at the door!" Then she grinned evilly at Kotaro. "Oh-ho-ho, Negi-kun's best frenemy! What are you doing here this late, Sentaro-kun?"

"My name's Kotaro," the black haired boy grumbled, fixing the collar of his black jacket, actually mostly relieved to have been greeted by one of the twins. "Is Kaede nee-san here? I wanted to talk with her."

The other Narutaki sister immediately peered over the girl's shoulder, staring at Kotaro with large bright eyes. "Kaede-neechan? Why do you need her?"

"That- That's no business of yours!" he snapped irritably. "Is she here, yes or not?"

"Why wouldn't this one be? This is this one's home, and it's past the curfew time now," a much taller, curvier young woman asked in turn calmly, stepping out towards the doorstep, and wearing jean shorts and a tight white top. "Which means you should be with Fuiyoshi-senpai and Abiru-senpai, Kotaro-dono. Should the Dorm Mother see you outside..."

"I haven't even left the building!" the boy waved a hand, lowering his gaze uncomfortably. "Listen, I'd have called, but this is something kinda important that has been bugging me for a while..."

Nagase Kaede managed to lift an eyebrow without giving the impression of opening the eye below. "Get in, then," she said, steeping aside. "This one can tell you are serious."

"Of course I am..." he mumbled, walking in and then handing Fuuka and Fumika a roll of yen bills. "Abiru-nee and Harumi-nee say they're okay with you guys staying there 'til Kaede-nee calls you back here."

The sister who had opened the door snatched the bills from his hand, but then said regardless, "And why should we want to spend any time with two 3-F students?"

"Because I say so," Kaede cut in, still very calm sounding.

The short girl shot her a questioning glare. "Come on, nee-chan, don't start giving him the-"

Her twin grabbed her by a sleeve. "Fuuka-chan, you know what, we should do as she says..."

"Yes. Yes, indeed you should. Thanks for being so understanding, Fumika-dono," Kaede nodded, still very even, but the intensity of those hidden eyes increasing.

Fuuka gulped, getting it at last. "Okay..." she said, and then allowed herself to be dragged away by Fumika.

Kaede closed after them just as soon. "They are unruly disciples, but this one has been making progresses on them," she said, gesturing at Kotaro to take a seat on a couch, which he did without a word. She sat on the couch opposite him and smiled. "Don't be worried, this one will also make sure they don't tease you or talk about this afterwards. That is, if your roommates don't stress the point enough on their own."

"Yeah, they... they've been actually very supporting, I can't lie," the very young man admitted, scratching the back of his neck and even now refusing to make eye to eye, or eye to closed eyelid, contact with Kaede. "I'm sorry to disturb you, but... how should I say this... I'm no good with this kinda stuff, so be patient with me..."

"Do you wish to be trained in the ways of the shinobi? You can ask so freely, you certainly have the potential to master them. You're starting a tad old, but no more than Fuuka-dono and Fumika-dono did, and-"

"Nnnno," he interrupted awkwardly, "I mean, that'd be cool too, but it's not why I came here tonight. You'll see, I've been speaking a lot with Nodoka-nee of late, and... and..."

"Have you fought?" Kaede asked since he clearly was stuck up. "This one's afraid she isn't of much help with romantic affairs, sorry. Maybe you should ask Konoka-dono."

Kotaro shook his head. "Nodoka-nee and I... we aren't like that. Not like you're thinking! That is, we... we kinda thought it might be, but... but it wasn't so."

Kaede paused, actually impressed. "Oh," she said finally. "Then... Then it was true? That you, and Negi-dono..."

Kotaro began choking violently on his saliva. "WHAT?!" he managed at last. "M-Me and-?!"

Kaede blinked, her brown eyes visible only for the briefest of moments. Such beautiful eyes. "Do you mean... It isn't that way? From the strange manner Nodoka-dono always pauses and drifts off cryptically when talking about either you or him, this one had begun to suspect..."

"Oh, you mean... No! No, it's not that either!" he waved a hand. "That's the impression she gives everyone?! Damn! No, she actually means someone else who is in love with him... and so is she, actually... w-well, he was her first love, after all..."

"I see," Kaede took a moment to stroke her chin. "And that person would be..."

"I gave my word I wouldn't say," Kotaro said, with a hand on his heart. "N-Never mind that now, Kaede-nee! That has nothing to do with what I need to tell you! It's been bothering me so much, and Nodoka-nee noticed, and, and-!"

"You are growing into a fine young man, isn't that true," Nagase said. "And you need guidance on the ways of the heart. As this one already said, this one's not very wise on those subjects, even if compared to shy Nodoka-dono or your roommates. However, if you sent the girls away because you didn't want to confront them directly on this situation, this one will help you understand them as best as possible."

"... eh?! D-Do you think I am- Oh, dammit, NO! F'r the luvva-!"

Kaede frowned and cocked her head aside, folding her arms. "But then this one doesn't have the foggiest notion of what do you even-"

And then the other shoe dropped, finally. FINALLY.

"... uhhhhh," Baka Blue said, taken aback for once. "Do you mean, then, that this one-"

Kotaro only looked further away if that was possible. "I can't even tell those two apart!"

"Fumika-dono is the reserved one, and Fuuka-dono is the hyper one," Kaede said very quietly.

"They're both hyper and neither acts reserv-!" Kotaro stopped himself and groaned, placing his head in his hands. "No, no, no, of course you'd know much better than I. Look, I'm sorry! Sorry I even came! I told them this was a stupid idea, I, and you, well...!"

And then Kaede smiled. "This one's actually honored, Kotaro-dono. But why? Why this one of all people?"

---

Much to Karin's surprise, by the time Dana was done performing mindblowing mouth magic on her privates and the shorter immortal was done with throbbing in the throes of orgasm, Negi was still jackhammering into Evangeline. Perhaps they had understimated that boy after all.

"You're almost done, aren't you, my boy?" Dana asked, stopping near them with a hand on the flushed Karin's shoulder. "I've just left her ready and set, and I would hate for my work to be wasted just because you allowed her to cool down..."

Maybe she didn't need to worry, from the excited way, midway between horror and morbid fascination, Karin was staring at that boy copulating with her master. Even so, Negi was a gentleman who answered whenever pressured by a lady. "I'm... I'm almost! Oh goodness! Yes! Yes!" he shouted, shaking back and ejaculating into Evangeline again.

"Ahhhhh," the vampiress sighed in satisfaction, savoring the moment and the warmth creeping into her. "Yes... I've got to admit, Dana, you finally found a way to make it so time spent at your place wasn't a torture..."

"Oh, I will give you plenty of that later, too," Dana promised, grabbing Negi by the hips and pulling him back and out of her best disciple. "For the old times' sake. Gluttonous kitten, how many times in a row? Did you want to leave him dry for us?"

Eva smiled and held three fingers up.

"And he never pulled out? Fascinating," Dana arched an eyebrow, massaging Negi's penis now that he sat on the floor and she crouched by him. Taken into the spirit of things, he again told hold of one of her massive breasts and began kissing and suckling on the nipple. In response, she used her other hand to pat his head. "That's so sweet, darling... but it's wrong!" she slapped him, startling him. "We agreed Karin would go first!"

Karin blinked. "Uh, actually, I could very well wait..."

"No, like I said, I just turned you on, and you won't be turned off," Dana insisted, moving her along so she sat on Negi's lap now. The big woman smirked, each hand rubbing and caressing each person's naked, sweaty body. "Oh yes, the two of you are so beautiful together. Aren't they, Kitty?"

"Finally, something we can agree on, old hag," Evangeline chuckled, folding her arms and stepping next to them. The praise made Karin blush again. "Oh, look at you, Karin! You still look like a virgin in love...!"

"D-Don't mock me," Karin ground her teeth. "I'd like to believe I've earned at least some respect from you..."

"You have earned something else as well," Dana observed, grabbing Negi's deck and placing it at the gates of pleasure of the gorgeous woman. "Well, my boy? Start."

Negi gulped. "Oh, this is all so fast... We barely know each other!"

"You'll know each other much better after this," Eva promised. "I'll make sure of it."

"W-Won't Chachamaru be doubly upset about it?" Negi asked, in a rare but still far too belated showing of emotional awareness.

"Chachamaru..." Eva paused in troubled concentration, before shaking her head, "I'll handle that, too. She'll understand. It's what she does."

"But-"

Perhaps incensed at the reminders of her rival, Karin pushed her groin against Negi's, driving his erection into her. "I'm here, that machine is not," she growled, feeling him enter her. It had been so long, more than a century now, since she'd had a man in her. And it still was just as troubling as before. It still felt like a rapture in her chest, a small explosion of physical pleasure, and yet...

"Oh goodness, Karin-san," he gasped, feeling her decently sized chest push against his face, the hard nipples poking at his cheeks, even as she hugged the back of his neck and pulled him into her cleavage. "I... I... I'm thankful..."

This long extended second virginity, while not granting her a hymen- for she had lost that even before being cursed, even before meeting that man, the man above all men- had made her tight and incredible to feel around, in a way that even Evangeline couldn't quite match. And yet, she also was wet enough, under Evangeline's watchful and gleefully eager eyes, that the procedure wasn't painful or uncomfortable for him either. He began to move in and out, sure that any moment now, Master would start kissing and caressing Karin, to add to her pleasure and help her out...

But then he realized it wasn't happening. For some reason, both vampires just stood aside and bore witness with sadistic smiles, watching Karin bounce on his lap as he fucked her. No loving hands were pinching those flawless breasts or fondling those white buttocks, so Negi did that on their behalf. He quickly figured out that they were testing them both, to see if they were compatible, if they could work together in life and beyond, and Negi Springfield never was one to aim to disappoint.

Karin began moaning. She was not the type, either. Of course, she had to know she couldn't fool either vampire, so Negi figured out it was working. Or he hoped for that, at least.

Driven by hope as always, Negi kept on fucking Karin.

---

"You know what bothers me? That Chachamaru hasn't called over," Skuld said of a sudden, breaking the uneasy silence.

"Do you want me to call her?" asked Ako, sitting at the table with her and Keiichi.

"No, odds are she's looking for Eva herself," Skuld said, clearly disturbed by the idea. "Probably even found them already, too..."

Keiichi sighed. "Maybe you're making too much of a drama out of this. How bad can this woman get? If she's so powerful and wished any harm upon Eva-san and us, she'd have acted long ago already, right?"

"It's not that she means ill for the likes of us," Skuld grumbled, "it's just that... I don't like or want her kind of interference, she wasn't even supposed to step into Eva's affairs this early into the timeline."

Ako opened her mouth to ask something, but then someone rang at the door. "Maybe that's her?" she asked instead.

"I doubt it," Skuld said while Banpei eagerly rushed over to open. "That's not her ringing style."

"How often does she come here that you've identified it?" Keiichi asked.

Skuld was about to answer when the small household robot opened the door, revealing Ku Fei standing at their doorstep. "Sku-chan?" the dark skinned girl asked. "Have you seen Paru? She's late for dinner, and I no find her anywhere."

"Oh, of course," Skuld inhaled. "Well, I've got bad and good news for you. The good are, we know she left with Negi, his roommates, and the other librarians, not too long ago. The bad are, they're with Evangeline and she's taken them with some old friends of her."

"Who, Dracula and Frankenstein?" Ku asked, sardonic rather than naively.

"Vlad Tepes never was a vampire," Skuld commented dryly. "Never mind that now, get in and close after you, we've got a few things we need to discuss now, and you might be of help to help us deal with all of this..."

---

"I believe he is about to do it," Dana commented as they watched Negi and Karin still copulating.

"Let me handle it," Evangeline said, walking over by the couple and crouching by their side. Then she took hold of Negi's penis in the middle of another thrust, holding it in place, and her other hand yanked back on his hair. "Not yet, Boya," she said evilly. "Let me make sure of something."

Karin made a choked sound, but Negi said nothing, his eyes fixed an unfocused at once, almost blank. Evangeline closed hers and whispered in an ancient tongue Negi vaguely identified as Summerian or Mesopotamic from his studies on linguistics. Of course. The ancient the spell, the stronger the connection with the divine sources. But why-

Eva yanked further on his scalp when she was done. "Your brat is my disciple," she harshly told the two, and Negi understood. "Is that clear?"

"Y-Yes!" Karin panted, orgasming around Negi on the idea alone, and Negi himself nodding stiffly, which made Eva release him on both- physical- accounts. With his own incoming climax spurred even more by Karin's vaginal spasms, he felt himself let go inside of her, all the way to the womb, and she shuddered under him, hugging him and holding him close.

"Oh, isn't this beautiful?" Dana smiled as Eva stepped back to rejoin her side. "What a moving miracle of young love..."

"Young and as old as they come love," Evangeline chuckled, causing Karin to blush. Negi felt he ought to say something, to defend the lady's honor even if Mc Dowell was his Master, but then the tiny terror was just smacking a hand on Dana's massive ass. "You sure you want to do this, old walrus?"

Dana smacked her on the back of the head in retaliation, quite roughly, and Negi and Karin could see Eva's eyes briefly popping like twin balls. Karin half-giggled to herself, discreetly.

"You have this bad habit of mocking others' age when you are no newborn yourself, Kitty," the large woman said, stepping towards the other two with a slow, sensuous lazy sway to her walk, humongous breasts bouncing ever so slightly, as if made of butter on a moving tray. While Negi slowly disengaged from Karin and tried to thank her with a kiss that she blocked with a hand, the Witch of the Rift turned on Negi and placed herself on her hands and knees on the floor, raising her vulva for him, and spreading it open with a hand. "You are so fortunate, young man. The amount of men I have ever done this for amount to less than the fingers of a hand."

"Bollocks," Eva muttered. "I seem to remember you had sex dungeons filled with all sorts of-"

"I retconned that long ago, Kitty! Stop testing my patience!" her master growled as Negi moved behind her with a nervous gulp. "Don't be shy now, dear. Do your best. I will understand. I will punish you regardless if you fail, naturally... but I will understand."

"Ah... thank you," the boy said.

Karin and Eva, taking pity on him, moved to a side of him each and began massaging his member back to full size in their hands, preparing him for what there was to come, or cum. Evangeline whispered another spell in the tongue of Uruk, and much to Negi's gasping surprise, his member grew longer and thicker, like an adult man's, now fully erect between their fingers.

"Don't misunderstand. I'm just giving you the most basic fighting chance," the blonde whispered into his ear. "Remember. Your child is mine as well. And should it be a man, three generations of your bloodline will share my bed," she swore.

Negi tensed up, and Karin noticed that the stiffness protuding from his crotch had grown even more rigid as well. "Um, okay?" she winced at the implications, just as she and Eva let go of him, and he placed his hands on Dana's meaty buttocks, lining his penis against her cunt.

"Fuck me," the ancestral vampire witch purred obscenely, with that thick voice of hers. "Do your best! Fuck me like you have never fucked a woman before... not even Kitty!"

Negi gathered all of his energy, readied every muscle of his body, and shoved his cock as deeply as it would go into Dana's vulva.

---

"Oh, you're late," the tall, serenely beautiful Ookuchi Akira observed while setting the table. "Did anything happen?"

"I'm not sure," Ako said, leaving her shoes by the door. When Akira raised an eyebrow in silence, Ako elaborated, "I mean, it might be that something's going on, Yuuna's left with Negi-kun, his roommates and the librarians, to look into some of Eva-san's business apparently, but..."

"I'm sure they'll call us if we're needed," Akira answered calmly. "But if it makes you feel better, we can call the girls and Makie and-"

"No, no, you're right. It's fine. For now," Ako sighed, sitting at the table and noticing a few scratches on her roommate's arm. "You had a difficult afternoon, didn't you?"

"Just arrived myself," Akira confirmed, pulling her own chair. "The girls and I were having a slight clash with Uranus and Neptune. You know, the Senshi we met in Kyoto."

"Ah, the ones who are actually American supercriminals?" Ako asked, more weary than she wanted to sound. "How are you going to deal with that?"

"I don't know," Akira confessed. "Shiho and Minako want to see if there's a way to take the powers from them and give them to someone else, but Pluto-san says that can't be done, that we'll have to find a way to work with them..."

"Ah," Ako said, lowering her gaze over her plate and feeling very useless. "I see..."

Akira smiled and patted her shoulder. "You don't have to worry about that. We'll make it work, somehow."

"I... I'm sure you will, of course," Ako nodded, beginning to eat with little appetite.

"I was thinking, that maybe Negi-kun could help us with that?" Akira offered, a bit reluctant. "He has such a great gift to make friends out of enemies..."

"I suppose he has that kind of touch," Ako allowed, giving us a semi-neat segue into the conclusion of our chapter.

---

Negi, to his credit, had made sure of giving it his best, much like he approached everything else. Small hands clutching tightly onto Dana's buttocks, he hammered into her with great vigor, even resorting to his incomplete Magia Erebea form, for he knew he would stand no chance otherwise.

And he had lasted longer than with Evangeline or Karin, as well, despite of the temptation provided by the spectacle of both of them laying right next to them, on the sixty nine position he'd already watched Yue and Nodoka, not to mention Chisame and Satomi or Chisame and Haruna, fall into so many times by now. The taller female licked and suckled, almost fervorously, on Evangeline's private parts, her finger pinching and squeezing on the tiny clitoris, and adding another element of pressure to Negi's own groins. Yet he soldiered on, trying his best to please the lady he was with at the time.

In truth, he wasn't sure he was pleasing her. She was mostly silent and still under his thrusts, only making a very occasional soft sound out a corner of her mouth or the other. He reached over to seize her breasts as best as he could despite their difference in sizes and, unable to keep going anymore, whispered her name, just loud enough for her to hear, which prompted a small smile from her.

"Do it," she allowed, and with great relief, Negi Springfield breathed and ejaculated several times into her, the meaty vagina squeezing and milking several ropes of his sperm hungrily into her depths. He let himself fall back, waiting for her judgment, and shivered at her continued silence, even as she shifted into a sitting position, placed two fingers on her own vulva, and scooped some of the semen leaking out. She licked the fingers clean absently, swallowed noisily, and ended up nodding.

"That was… adequate," she conceded then, matter-of-factly. "Not the best I've had, but better than I expected."

"Thanks… Thank you," Negi breathed out, bathed on his and her sweat. "I'm sorry I couldn't be any better…"

"I will forge you into true greatness," she promised, standing by him, projecting her large shadow over him. "You will be the lover all women, and even men, will yearn for. You will never fail to please anyone. This, I swear."

Negi gulped. "Um, yes, about the men, I'm not that sure—"

"All on its due time." Dana grabbed him by a hand and roughly pulled him up, back to his bare feet. "I am not sated yet."

"Oh," Negi gulped. "Do you want another—?"

"Not right now, but you should gather your strength back regardless," she smirked down at him. "Kitty, Karin, do you wish to come along? I feel bad for the girls. Now that I think about it, I am being an awful host to them."

Karin screamed into an orgasm, arching her back.

Dana chuckled and began shoving Negi out of the room with herself, not bothering to cover herself or let him do likewise. "Well, we will leave the two of you alone then…"

Karin was greatly thankful.

---

"These books," Yuuna decided, "aren't interesting at all."

"No, they aren't," Satomi agreed, also shuffling half heartedly through a thick tome of her own. "None of them appear to deal with any relevantly modern advancements…"

"Oh, you wouldn't recognize great literature if it came over and bit you in the ass!" Haruna said while eagerly reading another book. "This is dynamite! Best erotic novel I've ever read!"

A blushing Shiori only nodded in silence, also submerged into similar forbidden reading, while Nodoka and Yue were looking at an ancient treaty of magic instead.

Chisame just paced around. "Aren't they taking too long? It feels like it's been hours!"

"Seriously? It just feels like minutes to me, but then time seems to act all wobbly in this place," Yuuna said. "Anyway, you should've said that before, right when I was—"

The doors to the library were shoved open, and in stepped a fully naked and very smiling Dana, all but dragging an also nude Negi after her.

Chisame choked violently in her saliva at the sight of the humongous woman au naturel, while Shiori, Nodoka and Shiori's eyes popped up. Yue merely arched a fine eyebrow, and Satomi muttered something. "W-What in the freaking world-?!"

"Take all of your clothes off, now," the mistress of the home commanded. "Negi will need your help if he is to master a technique to meet your obligations to all of you, and the ones to follow."

Haruna grinned salaciously and began pulling her clothes off, not even minding the buttons she was popping free. "Oh, now we're talking, Ma'am! Let's see what you have in mind!"

Dana chuckled. "I think I like you. I'll have you first, little one…"

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To be Continued.