Dear Monty,
Damn, I've been missing you shitloads over the couple of weeks we've been apart. Dad is being his usual overprotective self and Mum is being a bitch, waking me up every morning at eight! I bet your parents don't get up that early.
All is well here in Ireland.
The weather is absolutely beautiful over here. Unfortunately, Britain is in for a few rainy days.The sun in Ireland is gorgeous and it gives me freckles all over my body. It'll probably give you a tan, Monty, because you'll get so frecklely you'll almost be tanned.
How's life in England? You have to deal with four brothers all year round and I bet spending two and a half months with them alone won't exactly help your mental health. At least you have Minnie to keep you entertained.
Life over in Ireland is great, because my grandda has recently started to teach me how to drive a tractor! I know I'm pureblood but my family own a farm and they've recently started to invest in Muggle technology, which is really helpful, Daddy says.I'm in need of desperate help with my summer homework. It's Potions. Is it three nettles or four? Is it cut or crushed?I'm in desperate need of help, my love, and I dearly hope you will help me. My family say hello to you and Grandda says if you fucking hurt me, he'll hunt you down with the tractor and run you over. But he says hello to you too.
All the love in the world,
Your loving girlfriend,
Euphemia McMahon
P.s Tell your family I say hello and tell Minnie I'm in desperate need of help with Charms. She's better at it then me.